|
Post by Gumbyhawk on Feb 25, 2009 9:59:48 GMT -6
Newsflash!!
A local Marshalltown chap won $1 million in the Powerball this week.
I have it under good authority that this fine gentleman is a "former" sex offender and WAS on the sex offender registry list, but since it was over 10 years ago, he is no longer on the "naughty list".
First off, the ONLY way this story could be MORE "Marshalltown" is if the guy was also an illegal immigrant and meth dealer to boot.
Secondly, I was under the impression the having your name on the sex offender list was for life. Apparently not!
I will post a link with more info on this story once it becomes available.
|
|
|
Post by isu is shit on Feb 25, 2009 10:07:13 GMT -6
It doesn't prevent one from buying a lottery ticket though.
|
|
|
Post by Gumbyhawk on Feb 25, 2009 10:11:56 GMT -6
Nope. The whole point was that it just figures that the guy who wins is some sex offender who will probably spend it on kiddie porn and blow.
|
|
|
Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Feb 25, 2009 10:55:26 GMT -6
Huh, and here I was thinking it was a nice warm story I read yesterday about a hard working blue collar worker who finally got a bit of a break in life.
|
|
|
Post by isu is shit on Feb 25, 2009 10:59:18 GMT -6
It kind of is a feel good story still...he works in the cafeteria at the Swift plant, so I can't imagine he makes too good of a living.
It does suck though that he liked to look at naked little boys.
|
|
|
Post by thunderhawk on Feb 25, 2009 11:24:26 GMT -6
Marshalltown is the Gary, IN of Iowa.
|
|
|
Post by twinegarden on Feb 25, 2009 11:24:59 GMT -6
I would think part of the reason he was a night shift cafeteria worker at a plant could have something to do with him being a sex offender.
Also, Gumby, people in Marshaltown prefer meth over blow 8 to 1.
|
|
|
Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Feb 25, 2009 11:30:50 GMT -6
I would think part of the reason he was a night shift cafeteria worker at a plant could have something to do with him being a sex offender. My thought exactly.
|
|
|
Post by Gumbyhawk on Feb 25, 2009 11:48:28 GMT -6
I would think part of the reason he was a night shift cafeteria worker at a plant could have something to do with him being a sex offender. Also, Gumby, people in Marshaltown prefer meth over blow 8 to 1. True and true! My bad!
|
|
|
Post by Gumbyhawk on Feb 25, 2009 11:49:46 GMT -6
Marshalltown is the Gary, IN of Iowa. Pretty much. Yeah.
|
|
|
Post by mattahawk on Feb 27, 2009 15:15:55 GMT -6
So the next time he molests some little kid or takes nekkid pics' of some little kid he will be able to buy him off so the kid don't testify against him, ala michael jackson. Nice.
|
|