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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Feb 27, 2009 12:27:09 GMT -6
Now there are three in one day. Please leave general comments about poop.
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Feb 27, 2009 12:45:29 GMT -6
Had a corn shit the other day. And I NEVER have corn shits. For the longest time, I didn't even know what a "corn shit" was. I was reminded and it was interesting!  |
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Feb 27, 2009 12:46:47 GMT -6
If I recall, wasn't there a debate about the difference of poop verses a turd?
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Post by 101 on Feb 27, 2009 12:46:57 GMT -6
Geez.....I haven't had corn-poop since I was a kid. Ah...the good ol' days.
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Post by twinegarden on Feb 27, 2009 12:54:10 GMT -6
I actually had a poop related concern I was thinking about addressing to the board too.
For a long time I was producing nice long round solid masses of poop but lately they have either been looking like stew, popcorn chicken, or just straight up butt pee. I eat grape nuts for breakfast everyday so I figured I would have enough fiber to produce the kind of helthy turds I like push. Anyone know what I can do to get my semi-dark, semi-solid, nice long thick poops back?
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Feb 27, 2009 13:01:59 GMT -6
I actually had a poop related concern I was thinking about addressing to the board too. For a long time I was producing nice long round solid masses of poop but lately they have either been looking like stew, popcorn chicken, or just straight up butt pee. I eat grape nuts for breakfast everyday so I figured I would have enough fiber to produce the kind of helthy turds I like push. Anyone know what I can do to get my semi-dark, semi-solid, nice long thick poops back? Have you been drinking a lot lately? I would think Grapenuts would be sufficient, but I do take a fiber supplement from time to time. Definitely helps. Other than that, I don't know.  |
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Post by twinegarden on Feb 27, 2009 13:09:46 GMT -6
I actually had a poop related concern I was thinking about addressing to the board too. For a long time I was producing nice long round solid masses of poop but lately they have either been looking like stew, popcorn chicken, or just straight up butt pee. I eat grape nuts for breakfast everyday so I figured I would have enough fiber to produce the kind of helthy turds I like push. Anyone know what I can do to get my semi-dark, semi-solid, nice long thick poops back? Have you been drinking a lot lately? I would think Grapenuts would be sufficient, but I do take a fiber supplement from time to time. Definitely helps. Other than that, I don't know. I used to have these poops only on Saturdays and Sundays but now it seems to be an everyday occurence, it's been about three weeks since I have had a real nice solid shit. I remember StuKatt telling me about having this problem back in the day and now it seems I have it as well. Hopefully it isn't full blown AIDS. |
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Post by 101 on Feb 27, 2009 13:13:11 GMT -6
Maybe you need a trip to your poop doctor.
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Feb 27, 2009 13:16:17 GMT -6
Check out www.skat.com!! You're sure to find your answers there! In fact, do it at work! On your boss's computer!!* * Don't actually do this, BTW. |
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Post by lpcalihawk on Feb 27, 2009 14:22:26 GMT -6
Will someone please answer the question........why does it take only 1 or 2 wipes after a nice solid log comes out of my butt.....but a small turd takes about 7 wipes to get clean. The size versus wipes ratio never makes sense to me.
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Post by Stukat on Feb 27, 2009 14:56:52 GMT -6
My shits have cleared up some over the last year or so. I contribute mine bad shit days along these lines 90% drinking problem, 10% bad diet.
I had the runs, or bad shit days, every day for at least three years. During that time if i had defined logs then I was overjoyed.
Now, 5 out of 7 days i have what i call "good shit days"
Do you guys rember, and this happened to me a lot a a child, the shit that would fucking hurt from being so dense and big. Your asshole had to expand so much that it hurt a bit for the first big push and turd expulsion, and then eased up for the next few turds??
Well, during this three year span, one day i had a shit that almost hurt again. I was happy as hell. I was like "damn, i forgot about shits like this".
rabble, rabble, rabble.
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Post by twinegarden on Feb 27, 2009 14:58:00 GMT -6
Will someone please answer the question........why does it take only 1 or 2 wipes after a nice solid log comes out of my butt.....but a small turd takes about 7 wipes to get clean. The size versus wipes ratio never makes sense to me. The answer is in the question "nice SOLID log", the little ones are usual have a muddy consistency. The wierdest ones are when you poop and there is nothing in the toilet but you have to wipe several times. . . I believe they are know as ghost poops. |
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Post by mattahawk on Feb 27, 2009 15:00:32 GMT -6
We have the same issues with our 5 year old. When she sits on the pot, her butt is just big enough to touch the sides of the seat and her little butt cheeks are pushed together. When she shits she has a ring of poop as big as the palm of her hand around her butthole because she don't "spread em" when she sits down. So she has to wipe about 7 or 8 times and she usually has to ask for help to make sure she got it all. Just a tad disgusting but it's better than letting her walk around the house smelling like a toilet. My 3 year old on the other hand spreads em far and wide. She gets off the toilet, wipes once and she is done. Works out much better for me.
Twine, stay away from beer for a week, and cut down on dairy products. Worse comes to worse and it don't get better, schedule a colonoscopy and hope like hell you have a cute doctor.
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Post by 101 on Feb 27, 2009 15:04:24 GMT -6
Very funny.  We have the same issues with our 5 year old. When she sits on the pot, her butt is just big enough to touch the sides of the seat and her little butt cheeks are pushed together. When she shits she has a ring of poop as big as the palm of her hand around her butthole because she don't "spread em" when she sits down. So she has to wipe about 7 or 8 times and she usually has to ask for help to make sure she got it all. Just a tad disgusting but it's better than letting her walk around the house smelling like a toilet. My 3 year old on the other hand spreads em far and wide. She gets off the toilet, wipes once and she is done. Works out much better for me. Twine, stay away from beer for a week, and cut down on dairy products. Worse comes to worse and it don't get better, schedule a colonoscopy and hope like hell you have a cute doctor. |
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Feb 27, 2009 15:23:41 GMT -6
My shits have cleared up some over the last year or so. I contribute mine bad shit days along these lines 90% drinking problem, 10% bad diet. I had the runs, or bad shit days, every day for at least three years. During that time if i had defined logs then I was overjoyed. Now, 5 out of 7 days i have what i call "good shit days" Do you guys rember, and this happened to me a lot a a child, the shit that would fucking hurt from being so dense and big. Your asshole had to expand so much that it hurt a bit for the first big push and turd expulsion, and then eased up for the next few turds?? Well, during this three year span, one day i had a shit that almost hurt again. I was happy as hell. I was like "damn, i forgot about shits like this". rabble, rabble, rabble. When the regular old Xenadrine was still legal (thanks, W! You fukking commie ass-dart!) and I was taking it, I would have these massive "baseball shits". Shaped just like a baseball and a literal pain-in-the-ass!! Maybe that's why 'W' banned ephedra?? |
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Post by isu is shit on Feb 27, 2009 15:27:24 GMT -6
Love the poop threads!
Have you guys ever had a real long one the snaked it's way halfway down the toilet tunnel? Those are the long dooks.
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Post by roxxstar on Feb 27, 2009 15:54:18 GMT -6
Will someone please answer the question........why does it take only 1 or 2 wipes after a nice solid log comes out of my butt.....but a small turd takes about 7 wipes to get clean. The size versus wipes ratio never makes sense to me. I think the answer has something to do with surface area. The nice log style loafs have much less surface area then the creamy or soupy variety. Thus, there isn't as much actual poo to attach to your brown eye. |
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Post by mattahawk on Feb 27, 2009 17:40:45 GMT -6
Love the poop threads! Have you guys ever had a real long one the snaked it's way halfway down the toilet tunnel? Those are the long dooks. Those are about all I have now. Nothing regular like I used to. I had diarrhea for a good 2/3 weeks with my kidneys but it seems to be the long softies now. It's funny when your done and you have about 7 or 8 of them long, soft, curvy ones one on top of the other. Are we really discussing this?  |
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Post by iammrhawkeyes on Feb 27, 2009 21:24:18 GMT -6
This is definately a bunch of crap. We Got Yo Money, Boyee!  |
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Post by mattahawk on Feb 28, 2009 16:06:13 GMT -6
Now that, is freaking hilarious.
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Post by Master Blaster on Mar 1, 2009 12:10:35 GMT -6
Okay, why is it every time that I go to the mall or shopping in general with the wife, I gotta shit? Doesn't matter if I go right before I leave, I still gotta vacate at the store. My wife is seriously annoyed at this and it is causing friction at the home. She thinks I am acting out because of the money she spends. I say it is the walking that loosens stuff up. And it is always a diarhea type vice solid hard stuff.
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Post by lpcalihawk on Mar 1, 2009 12:10:55 GMT -6
Eat shit for turning a perfectly good poop thread political.
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Post by twinegarden on Mar 1, 2009 16:56:54 GMT -6
Eat shit for turning a perfectly good poop thread political. +1 |
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Post by iammrhawkeyes on Mar 1, 2009 17:44:04 GMT -6
There are two other poop threads. Don't you poop thread rich people have enough?
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Post by lpcalihawk on Mar 2, 2009 9:54:33 GMT -6
Never
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