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Gumbyhawk
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Mar 10, 2009 12:26:40 GMT -6

I seem to remember a thread like this a long while back, but anyways... here's what you do:

Since banner ads are predicated on what words/phrases are included in the posts, the challenge is to figure out the best words/phrases to trigger the best ads.

I'll start: constipation, constipation, constipation.

Kirk Ferentz is currently 114-82 at Iowa and is the 9th highest paid coach in the nation.

Gumbyhawk Real Douchebag Iowa Football....accepting mediocrity since 1999. Posts: 5,945	The 'create the best banner ad' thread Mar 10, 2009 12:30:59 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Gumbyhawk on Mar 10, 2009 12:30:59 GMT -6 Goth chicks cannabalize fat, gay midgets. Dammit! Not getting anything yet.
	Kirk Ferentz is currently 114-82 at Iowa and is the 9th highest paid coach in the nation.

Gumbyhawk Real Douchebag Iowa Football....accepting mediocrity since 1999. Posts: 5,945	The 'create the best banner ad' thread Mar 10, 2009 12:34:03 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Gumbyhawk on Mar 10, 2009 12:34:03 GMT -6 Satanic Slap Chop on Viagra urinates botox.
	Kirk Ferentz is currently 114-82 at Iowa and is the 9th highest paid coach in the nation.

Gumbyhawk Real Douchebag Iowa Football....accepting mediocrity since 1999. Posts: 5,945	The 'create the best banner ad' thread Mar 10, 2009 13:08:09 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Gumbyhawk on Mar 10, 2009 13:08:09 GMT -6 Sham Wow Slap Chop Billy Mays Prayer Cross Listen Up Mighty Putty The Snuggie Fix It Oxy Clean Smooth Away Spin Spa
	Kirk Ferentz is currently 114-82 at Iowa and is the 9th highest paid coach in the nation.

Gumbyhawk Real Douchebag Iowa Football....accepting mediocrity since 1999. Posts: 5,945	The 'create the best banner ad' thread Mar 10, 2009 13:29:57 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Gumbyhawk on Mar 10, 2009 13:29:57 GMT -6 I love IQ tests and spam email for dating sites!
	Kirk Ferentz is currently 114-82 at Iowa and is the 9th highest paid coach in the nation.

Gumbyhawk Real Douchebag Iowa Football....accepting mediocrity since 1999. Posts: 5,945	The 'create the best banner ad' thread Mar 10, 2009 13:35:53 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Gumbyhawk on Mar 10, 2009 13:35:53 GMT -6 Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama BTR loves Obama Obama Obama
	Kirk Ferentz is currently 114-82 at Iowa and is the 9th highest paid coach in the nation.

TBELL Asshole Admit nothing, Deny everything, DEMAND PROOF. Posts: 2,261	The 'create the best banner ad' thread Mar 10, 2009 13:45:30 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by TBELL on Mar 10, 2009 13:45:30 GMT -6 Herpes Herpes Herpes Herpes Herpes Herpes Herpes
	"Why don't you tickle your balls on your own time?" ~ Vic Mackey

Gumbyhawk Real Douchebag Iowa Football....accepting mediocrity since 1999. Posts: 5,945	The 'create the best banner ad' thread Mar 10, 2009 14:01:51 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Gumbyhawk on Mar 10, 2009 14:01:51 GMT -6 (fuck it) Ann Coulter
	Kirk Ferentz is currently 114-82 at Iowa and is the 9th highest paid coach in the nation.

Gumbyhawk Real Douchebag Iowa Football....accepting mediocrity since 1999. Posts: 5,945	The 'create the best banner ad' thread Mar 10, 2009 14:02:27 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Gumbyhawk on Mar 10, 2009 14:02:27 GMT -6 Emoticons Emoticons Emoticons
	Kirk Ferentz is currently 114-82 at Iowa and is the 9th highest paid coach in the nation.

Gumbyhawk Real Douchebag Iowa Football....accepting mediocrity since 1999. Posts: 5,945	The 'create the best banner ad' thread Mar 10, 2009 14:04:26 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Gumbyhawk on Mar 10, 2009 14:04:26 GMT -6 Stadium Buddy! Stadium Buddy! Stadium Buddy! Stadium Buddy! Stadium Buddy! Stadium Buddy! Stadium Buddy! Stadium Buddy! Stadium Buddy! Stadium Buddy! Stadium Buddy!
	Kirk Ferentz is currently 114-82 at Iowa and is the 9th highest paid coach in the nation.

Gumbyhawk Real Douchebag Iowa Football....accepting mediocrity since 1999. Posts: 5,945	The 'create the best banner ad' thread Mar 10, 2009 14:09:04 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Gumbyhawk on Mar 10, 2009 14:09:04 GMT -6 World of Warcraft World of Warcraft World of Warcraft World of Warcraft World of Warcraft World of Warcraft World of Warcraft World of Warcraft World of Warcraft World of Warcraft
	Kirk Ferentz is currently 114-82 at Iowa and is the 9th highest paid coach in the nation.

TBELL Asshole Admit nothing, Deny everything, DEMAND PROOF. Posts: 2,261	The 'create the best banner ad' thread Mar 10, 2009 14:11:18 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by TBELL on Mar 10, 2009 14:11:18 GMT -6 Snuggie Snuggie Snuggie Snuggie Snuggie Snuggie Snuggie Snuggie Snuggie Snuggie
	"Why don't you tickle your balls on your own time?" ~ Vic Mackey

germaine Mr. Bater Posts: 1,077	The 'create the best banner ad' thread Mar 10, 2009 20:32:45 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by germaine on Mar 10, 2009 20:32:45 GMT -6 The ad: Stimulus, government grants, and birthday wishes.

germaine Mr. Bater Posts: 1,077	The 'create the best banner ad' thread Mar 10, 2009 20:35:59 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by germaine on Mar 10, 2009 20:35:59 GMT -6 penis penis penis penis penis penis

germaine Mr. Bater Posts: 1,077	The 'create the best banner ad' thread Mar 10, 2009 20:37:32 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by germaine on Mar 10, 2009 20:37:32 GMT -6 HA! The ad that shows up after my "penis" post: "The God Who Wasn't There" www.thegodmovie.com "Irreverently lays out the case that Jesus Christ never existed." -Newsweek

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