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Post by NOTTHOR on Mar 25, 2009 8:12:57 GMT -6
Somebody just jumped out of the Marina City building across the street from our office. They landed on a car and pwn3d the car. The jumper appears to be deceased. No pics, don't have my camera at work, sorry dudes.
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Post by roxxstar on Mar 25, 2009 8:23:25 GMT -6
Jumped or was tossed?
I smell murder.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Mar 25, 2009 8:24:30 GMT -6
Good question - the cops have a sheet over the body now, so I can't really see if there are any signs of a struggle.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Mar 25, 2009 11:27:10 GMT -6
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Post by roxxstar on Mar 25, 2009 11:40:04 GMT -6
Where's all the blood and guts and shit on the car?
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz (Heywood) on Mar 25, 2009 11:58:46 GMT -6
Where's all the blood and guts and shit on the car? The car was white when it was last seen by the owner. |
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Post by leonbt on Mar 25, 2009 12:34:19 GMT -6
well those two dudes who went to prsion when they were 10 for dropping a 4 yr old out a window did just get out you know.
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Post by mattahawk on Mar 25, 2009 12:35:58 GMT -6
Let me guess, she/he worked in the financial district and is on the verge of filing bankruptcy or losing their house?
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Post by scotthawk on Mar 25, 2009 20:37:24 GMT -6
Damn, not even a camera phone? Wouldn't have been the best photo but we could have gotten the general idea.
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Post by twinegarden on Mar 26, 2009 11:20:15 GMT -6
Damn, not even a camera phone? Wouldn't have been the best photo but we could have gotten the general idea. BTR is too much of a prole to own a camera phone. |
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Post by thunderhawk on Mar 26, 2009 12:26:26 GMT -6
A fucking Taurus? That's no way to go.
Could have at least aimed for a BMW or Benz.
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz (Heywood) on Mar 26, 2009 12:30:29 GMT -6
A fucking Taurus? That's no way to go. Could have at least aimed for a BMW or Benz. I think the jumper was smart aiming for a Taurus knowing it would crumble like a tin can creating a little softer of a landing. The BMW or Benz would have stayed intact. |
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Post by Solar Stud on Mar 26, 2009 13:04:44 GMT -6
The deceased isn't the current Iowa BB coach by chance?
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Post by thunderhawk on Mar 26, 2009 13:06:14 GMT -6
A fucking Taurus? That's no way to go. Could have at least aimed for a BMW or Benz. I think the jumper was smart aiming for a Taurus knowing it would crumble like a tin can creating a little softer of a landing. The BMW or Benz would have stayed intact. You gotta aim for a sunroof. |
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Mar 26, 2009 13:36:27 GMT -6
The deceased isn't the current Iowa BB coach by chance? Thanks Seth, needed that today.  |
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