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Post by poncho72 on Mar 27, 2009 9:01:33 GMT -6
Anyone ever read this book by Tucker Max? I bought it yesterday and I have never laughed out loud hysterically while reading a book until last night. It's a collection of non-stop drinking, debauchery and fornication stories, some really good stuff, but probably not for everyone.
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Post by roxxstar on Mar 27, 2009 10:25:21 GMT -6
Isn't there a Tucker Max website or something? I think Twine posted it once. I read some of his stories. Funny shit. Guy sounds like a douche, but that may be his angle. I remember reading a story about him ass fucking a chick and she shit on his dick. Then he puked on her, and she puked on him. Then his friend busted out of the closet and puked on both of them.
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Post by poncho72 on Mar 27, 2009 10:35:19 GMT -6
yep he has a website, with a message board. the story you are describing above is exactly the kind of shit that is in this book ( and actually may be ). I read a little while watching the NCAA tourney last night, got 50 pages in and laughed out loud on several occasions. I'm a crude fucker, and I love that kind of shit, so it's right up my alley, but I could see where his stories would turn people away.
A funny thing about buying this book, I work at a county hospital in SE Iowa, we have a book fair here every 3-6 months, I bought this nasty book at a county hospital book fair, awesome!
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Post by isu is shit on Mar 27, 2009 10:38:43 GMT -6
Isn't there a Tucker Max website or something? I think Twine posted it once. I read some of his stories. Funny shit. Guy sounds like a douche, but that may be his angle. I remember reading a story about him ass fucking a chick and she shit on his dick. Then he puked on her, and she puked on him. Then his friend busted out of the closet and puked on both of them. Good lord!! |
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Post by NotMyKid on Mar 27, 2009 10:51:08 GMT -6
I read it awhile back. Some of the stories in the book are great and some of them were pretty lame.
I give the guy credit for being smart enough to record that stuff and make a book out of it. I think most kids that went to college and drank a lot could tell a few. I know that I have a good 8-10 that looking back I can't believe actually happened and how I actually made it through alive.
The guy is way to into himself though and in the stories it seems to be more about how cool he wants everyone to think he is rather then just tell stories because they are actually funny.
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Post by poncho72 on Mar 27, 2009 10:54:02 GMT -6
Chapter 2 is called " blowjob follies ", the last story involves him blowing his " 8 roper " into his gf's mouth, she wasn't prepared for such a big load and proceeds to choke, he actually gives her the heimlich manuever and ends up taking her to the ER because she is in pain, in the end the ER Dr. gives Tucker high praise because he broke her rib, when you give the heimlich correctly 9 times out of 10 you break a rib.
I agree Hoffa, he's totally into himself, but I knew that going in.
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Post by hawkeyedug on Mar 27, 2009 15:16:19 GMT -6
When I had my old office job and didn't actually work I read every story on his website. I spent a good amount of time on his message board as well, even posted there a bit as well. I'll check it out every now and again when I'm bored. He is a douche though, but a fucking rich douche. I can't be mad at that.
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