Cocksucker Limbaugh gets PWN3D

[thunderhawk]

LIMBAUGH: We're going to go to Chicago. This is Charles. Charles, thank you for waiting and for calling. Great to have you here. Hello.

CALLER: Thanks, Rush. Rush, listen, I voted Republican, and I didn't -- really didn't want to see Obama get in office. But, you know, Rush, you're one reason to blame for this election, for the Republicans losing.

First of all, you kept harping about voting for Hillary. The second big issue is the -- was the torture issue. I'm a veteran. We're not supposed to be torturing these people. This is not Nazi Germany, Red China, or North Korea. There's other ways of interrogating people, and you kept harping about it -- "It's OK," or "It's not really torture." And it was just more than waterboarding. Some of these prisoners were killed under torture.

And it just -- it was crazy for you to keep going on and on like Levin and Hannity and Hewitt. It's like you're all brainwashed.

And my last comment is, no matter what Obama does, you will still criticize him because I believe you're brainwashed. You're just -- and I hate to say it -- but I think you're a brainwashed Nazi. Anyone who could believe in torture just has got to be - there's got to be something wrong with them.

LIMBAUGH: You know --

CALLER: And I know Bush wanted to keep us safe and all of that, but we're not supposed to be torturing these people.

LIMBAUGH: Charles, if anybody is admitting that they're brainwashed it would be you.

CALLER: No, no, no, Rush. I don't think so.

LIMBAUGH: Charles. Charles, Charles --

CALLER: You, Hannity, Hewitt, and Levin are all brainwashed and you know it.

LIMBAUGH: -- you said -- you said at the beginning of your phone call --

CALLER: Yeah.

LIMBAUGH: -- that you didn't want Obama in there --

CALLER: That's right.

LIMBAUGH: -- but you voted for him because of me.

CALLER: I didn't vote for him. I voted for McCain. I voted Republican.

LIMBAUGH: Oh, so --

CALLER: I voted Republican.

LIMBAUGH: -- you're saying I turned people off to --

CALLER: You turned people off with all your -- all this "vote for Hillary" and all this BS, because you must think people are really stupid.

LIMBAUGH: That was Operation Chaos. That was to keep the --

CALLER: You -- no. It didn't work.

LIMBAUGH: -- chaos in the [unintelligible] of the Democrat primaries.

CALLER: It didn't work. And now what we have with you Hannity, Levin, and Hewitt: sour grapes. That's all we have. And believe me, I'm not -- I'm more to the right than I am to the left.

LIMBAUGH: Oh, of course, you are.

CALLER: I am, and that's --

LIMBAUGH: Of course, you are. You wouldn't be calling here with all these sour grapes if you weren't.

CALLER: Well, I'm so tired of listening to you --

LIMBAUGH: Oh, of course, you are.

CALLER: -- go on and on with this -- you've been brainwashed.

LIMBAUGH: I don't know of anybody who died from torture. I do not ever --

CALLER: We are not supposed to torture people.

LIMBAUGH: I do not ever --

CALLER: Do you remember World War II, the Nazis? The Nuremberg Trials?

LIMBAUGH: I --

CALLER: Do you remember the Nuremberg Trials?

LIMBAUGH: Charles --

CALLER: Klaus Barbie?

LIMBAUGH: Charles, let me say --

CALLER: Huh?

LIMBAUGH: Barack Obama --

CALLER: What's the matter with you?

LIMBAUGH: Barack --

CALLER: You never even served in a military.

LIMBAUGH: Barack Obama is --

CALLER: I served in the Marine Corps and the Army.

LIMBAUGH: Charles, Barack Obama is president of the United States today because of stupid, ignorant people who think like you do. You pose -- you and your ignorance are the most expensive commodity this country has. You think you know everything. You don't know diddly-squat.

You call me a Nazi? You call me somebody who supports torture and you want credibility on this program? You know, you're just plain embarrassing and ludicrous. But it doesn't surprise me that you're the kind of Republican that our last candidate attracted. Because you're no Republican at all based on what the hell you've said here.

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I used to be a ticket-splitting independent voter. My ideology isn't liberal or conservative...it's rational.

So here's the deal. I will NEVER, ever, not as long as I live, vote for a party represented by a Nazi motherfucker like Rush Limbaugh. And I came to this planet via Munich, Germany...so when I play the Nazi card, I'm not fucking around.

Seriously. Limbaugh? Bachmann? Beck? Savage? Coulter? Are you fucking kidding me!? There's some unhinged motherfuckers on the left, that's for sure...but none of them are the de facto representatives of the party.

The GOP needs some hardcore purging.

Hardcore.

[NotMyKid]

Thunder,

I hate Rush can't stand Hannity, and don't even get me started on Beck and Ann.

I will let you in on a little secret, they are radio/TV personalties they say a lot of the shit they do to get the reaction that both you and Charles gave them.

One more thing nobody but people on the left think that Rush is the "de facto" head of the Republican party.

But go ahead and believe what you want.

[NOTTHOR]

First, calling someone a Nazi is a bit overkill, as the Nazis had a controlled economy and set up giant concentration camps. Just tossing the word Nazi around because you disagree with someone's opinion desensitizes the true horror of what the Nazis stood for and is counterprodctive.

Second, the US will conduct black ops for as long as we have a functioning government. Black ops will do bad things. Things we shouldn't ever find out about. One of Dubya's biggest sins was trying to run the operations with some level of transparency. Similar operations will continue no matter who the President is, it's just a matter of whether or not the people will find out about it. Even though the North Koreans can now launch missiles with impunity and the population of domestic terrorists roaming free has increased in the past few months, I sincerely doubt that there will be wholesale changes in what senior military/CIA dudes are going to do to AQ operatives they capture. Will they go to Gitmo? No. Will they go to a US jail? No. They will go to some fucking hole somewhere where NYT writing, white flag waving liberals won't be allowed to take their pictures or have access to them. Same shit, different day, boys.

Finally, to claim Rush Limbaugh is the reason McCain lost the election is laughable. McCain lost the election because his big government ideas were, in many respects, indecipherable from Obama's and he lacked the rock star appeal of Obama. Obama was also masterful at promising bountiful gifts from the Treasury. Obama's campaign was masterful at pinning the unwinding of a 20 year credit bubble on Dubya. The fringe people who listen to Rush or the MSNBC shows that play snippets of Rush were decided before the candidates were even announced.

[NOTTHOR]

Apr 8, 2009 8:28:16 GMT -6 NotMyKid said:

Thunder,

I hate Rush can't stand Hannity, and don't even get me started on Beck and Ann.

I will let you in on a little secret, they are radio/TV personalties they say a lot of the shit they do to get the reaction that both you and Charles gave them.

One more thing nobody but people on the left think that Rush is the "de facto" head of the Republican party.

But go ahead and believe what you want.

Next you're gonna tell me rasslin' ain't real and the Easter Bunny is fake, too.

[thunderhawk]

Apr 8, 2009 8:28:16 GMT -6 NotMyKid said:

Thunder,

I hate Rush can't stand Hannity, and don't even get me started on Beck and Ann.

I will let you in on a little secret, they are radio/TV personalties they say a lot of the shit they do to get the reaction that both you and Charles gave them.

One more thing nobody but people on the left think that Rush is the "de facto" head of the Republican party.

But go ahead and believe what you want.

I believe my own eyes. When I see Michael Steele and a host of other elected officials groveling to Limbaugh, I know the score. He's a fucking radio talk show host for crissakes. How pathetic.

So here's a challenge: If Limbaugh the Cocksucker isn't the de facto head of the GOP, who is? Who has more influence over "conservatives" then Limbaugh? Give me some names.

BTW, BTR...McCain lost because 1) Obama ran a far superior campaign; 2) Bush and his mess crippled the GOP brand; 3) it was a realignment election; and 4) Palin.

Never forget Palin. Her appointment conveyed the message that McCain really didn't put Country First.

[mattahawk]

Apr 8, 2009 8:29:47 GMT -6 NOTTHOR said:

First, calling someone a Nazi is a bit overkill, as the Nazis had a controlled economy and set up giant concentration camps. Just tossing the word Nazi around because you disagree with someone's opinion desensitizes the true horror of what the Nazis stood for and is counterprodctive.

Second, the US will conduct black ops for as long as we have a functioning government. Black ops will do bad things. Things we shouldn't ever find out about. One of Dubya's biggest sins was trying to run the operations with some level of transparency. Similar operations will continue no matter who the President is, it's just a matter of whether or not the people will find out about it. Even though the North Koreans can now launch missiles with impunity and the population of domestic terrorists roaming free has increased in the past few months, I sincerely doubt that there will be wholesale changes in what senior military/CIA dudes are going to do to AQ operatives they capture. Will they go to Gitmo? No. Will they go to a US jail? No. They will go to some fucking hole somewhere where NYT writing, white flag waving liberals won't be allowed to take their pictures or have access to them. Same shit, different day, boys.

Finally, to claim Rush Limbaugh is the reason McCain lost the election is laughable. McCain lost the election because his big government ideas were, in many respects, indecipherable from Obama's and he lacked the rock star appeal of Obama. Obama was also masterful at promising bountiful gifts from the Treasury. Obama's campaign was masterful at pinning the unwinding of a 20 year credit bubble on Dubya. The fringe people who listen to Rush or the MSNBC shows that play snippets of Rush were decided before the candidates were even announced.

Exactly, spot on. Especially the part about the black ops, and why Mccain lost. Mccain went to far to the left and pissed off the right wing, therefore keeping a large part of them home. I know 4 in my family that said they would not vote for a liberal in conservatives clothing.

Limbaugh is a douche, no doubt. I can listen to him for about 20 minutes before I am looking to turn it. If he talks about the liberals and the crap they pull he is fine. If he goes off and talks about why the right is this and that he is nutso to me.

Thunder also had some points about why McCain lost but I don't think Palin is one of them. That actually is what was drawing the hard right back in. So he had the right idea of picking a true conservative, I don't think it would have mattered if he would have picked a middle aged white guy. Obama just ran a much better and effective campaign. +

[thunderhawk]

Apr 9, 2009 14:37:12 GMT -6 mattahawk said:

Apr 8, 2009 8:29:47 GMT -6 NOTTHOR said:

First, calling someone a Nazi is a bit overkill, as the Nazis had a controlled economy and set up giant concentration camps. Just tossing the word Nazi around because you disagree with someone's opinion desensitizes the true horror of what the Nazis stood for and is counterprodctive.

Second, the US will conduct black ops for as long as we have a functioning government. Black ops will do bad things. Things we shouldn't ever find out about. One of Dubya's biggest sins was trying to run the operations with some level of transparency. Similar operations will continue no matter who the President is, it's just a matter of whether or not the people will find out about it. Even though the North Koreans can now launch missiles with impunity and the population of domestic terrorists roaming free has increased in the past few months, I sincerely doubt that there will be wholesale changes in what senior military/CIA dudes are going to do to AQ operatives they capture. Will they go to Gitmo? No. Will they go to a US jail? No. They will go to some fucking hole somewhere where NYT writing, white flag waving liberals won't be allowed to take their pictures or have access to them. Same shit, different day, boys.

Finally, to claim Rush Limbaugh is the reason McCain lost the election is laughable. McCain lost the election because his big government ideas were, in many respects, indecipherable from Obama's and he lacked the rock star appeal of Obama. Obama was also masterful at promising bountiful gifts from the Treasury. Obama's campaign was masterful at pinning the unwinding of a 20 year credit bubble on Dubya. The fringe people who listen to Rush or the MSNBC shows that play snippets of Rush were decided before the candidates were even announced.

Exactly, spot on. Especially the part about the black ops, and why Mccain lost. Mccain went to far to the left and pissed off the right wing, therefore keeping a large part of them home. I know 4 in my family that said they would not vote for a liberal in conservatives clothing.

Limbaugh is a douche, no doubt. I can listen to him for about 20 minutes before I am looking to turn it. If he talks about the liberals and the crap they pull he is fine. If he goes off and talks about why the right is this and that he is nutso to me.

Thunder also had some points about why McCain lost but I don't think Palin is one of them. That actually is what was drawing the hard right back in. So he had the right idea of picking a true conservative, I don't think it would have mattered if he would have picked a middle aged white guy. Obama just ran a much better and effective campaign. +

The problem with Palin, politically speaking, was that while she did indeed solidify the right-wing base, she turned off so many independents/undecideds that she virtually guaranteed defeat for McCain unless the Democrats and independents decided to stay home. Which was a horrible calculation in such a heated, high-interest election. The GOP was losing self-identifiers at the time so a base strategy was never gonna get it done.

I knew the day McCain picked her that he was toast. And he deserved it. He probably still would have lost with Romney or Ridge or Lieberman but it would have been more competitive.

Of course Limbaugh was pimping the Palin pick like a pusher pimping crack, and now blames the loss on McCain not being a "real conservative." Heh. Self delusion is hilarious.

[NOTTHOR]

The pendulum always swings. If the economy isn't better by 2010, it will start a swing the other way. Frankly, even if it isn't better, it will probably start swinging the other way. The thing about DC is that it doesn't matter who the hell is in there, they will be surrounded by guys who I would call liberal fascists. These guys only want control over economic matters so they can shift the pie to their cronies. Neither party has a monopoly on it and both do it.

I wanted to see Rudy come out of the primaries. He was the only candidate who I thought had a chance to win from the GOP side and he is able to get big city Republicans to vote for him. Of course, it's pretty hard to get a guy who rode in the gay pride parade every year he was mayor of NYC come out and bash the "sinners" the way the GOP wanted him to, so he got crushed early, but I highly doubt he would have resorted to that shit for brains mortgage bailout idea that McCain championed that the government is now doing. What a fucking disaster.

If Palin is the "future" of the GOP, it's gonna be a long time before that pendulum swings. She's easy on the eyes and there would be a strategic advantage to having her in negotiations, as her jugs could take the focus off of what's going on, but that advantage would be negated by the fact she doesn't know what the fuck she is talking about.

[mattahawk]

Mccain might have been in better shape if he had picked Romney but I don't think it would have mattered. As you say Mccain was pissing off the hard right as much as Palin was pissing off the independents while Obama was catering to anybody with a vote. It was a lose/lose for Mccain.

If Romney would have won the GOP nomination and picked a true conservative like Jindal or even Palin then you would have had the hard right solidified and it would also have been a much better fight. Although I don't even know how much of a true conservative Romney is/was. He voted with the left for a while but I think he is a fiscal conservative, social not so sure.

My dad, brother, two uncles and grandmother all said they didn't think they could vote for Mccain because he was too far left. Although I'm sure they did in the end.

[Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith)]

I love Rush. I met him in Miami and he hooked me up with his Vicoden dealer.

[NotMyKid]

Apr 10, 2009 15:21:44 GMT -6 mattahawk said:

Although I don't even know how much of a true conservative Romney is/was. He voted with the left for a while but I think he is a fiscal conservative, social not so sure.

That is one of the biggest groups out there, or at least that is what a ton of people claim to be.

[thunderhawk]

Limbaugh defends the Somali pirates.

For real.

RUSH: You know what we have learned about the Somali pirates, the merchant marine organizers that were wiped out at the order of Barack Obama, you know what we learned about them? They were teenagers. The Somali pirates, the merchant marine organizers who took a US merchant captain hostage for five days were inexperienced youths, the defense secretary, Roberts Gates, said yesterday, adding that the hijackers were between 17 and 19 years old. Now, just imagine the hue and cry had a Republican president ordered the shooting of black teenagers on the high seas. Greetings and welcome back, Rush Limbaugh, the Excellence in Broadcasting Network and the Limbaugh Institute for Advanced Conservative Studies.


They were kids. The story is out, I don't know if it's true or not, but apparently the hijackers, these kids, the merchant marine organizers, Muslim kids, were upset, they wanted to just give the captain back and head home because they were running out of food, they were running out of fuel, they were surrounded by all these US Navy ships, big ships, and they just wanted out of there. That's the story, but then when one of them put a gun to the back of the captain, Mr. Phillips, then bam, bam, bam. There you have it, and three teenagers shot on the high seas at the order of President Obama

crooksandliars.com/john-amato/limbaugh-defends-teenage-pirates-somali

There's something resembling treason under that thin, thin ice upon which the fat man skates.

Limbaugh has a simple ideology: Obama/Democrat bad. American lives be damned.

[iammrhawkeyes]

Nah. His ideology is: parody everything liberal (American not Classical). You sure are stuck on fatmen today. Need to get something else out?

[thunderhawk]

Apr 15, 2009 21:16:31 GMT -6 @iammrhawkeyes said:

Nah. His ideology is: parody everything liberal (American not Classical). You sure are stuck on fatmen today. Need to get something else out?

Shooting terrorists in the head is liberal? Whoa. Change indeed.

I've taken three shits so far today. That must have something to do with the fatmen being on my mind, what with the feeling of fullness of shit and all. That and fat bastards saying stupid irrational shit at a blinding clip.

[NOTTHOR]

Apr 15, 2009 21:31:39 GMT -6 thunderhawk said:

Apr 15, 2009 21:16:31 GMT -6 @iammrhawkeyes said:

Nah. His ideology is: parody everything liberal (American not Classical). You sure are stuck on fatmen today. Need to get something else out?

Shooting terrorists in the head is liberal? Whoa. Change indeed.

I've taken three shits so far today. That must have something to do with the fatmen being on my mind, what with the feeling of fullness of shit and all. That and fat bastards saying stupid irrational shit at a blinding clip.

In addition to being soft on crime (look at all the shootings recently) and terror (domestic terrorist recently released from prison), Obama is also soft on piracy as evidenced by the fact they only wiped out 3 of the 4 pirates. Change you can believe in.