Chapter 4: I meet tara the terrible.

[HawksStock]

This is where I meet the little gymnast terrorist.

me: "will you marry me?"
Tara: "can we date first?"
me: "you don't get what I mean."
Tara: "what do mean?"
me: "we get extra money baq (basic allowance for quarters), bas (basic allowance for substance), and fs (Family separation), when deployed or in the field.

That night it was raining, I'm falling asleep and I here a knock on my door. For some reason I answer it. It's her, she tells me.

"I just got back and my door is cracked."

me: "Do you want me to search your room?"
tara: "can I just stay here, callahas (pronounced caaah-yeh-has) is in haiti, you still have a free bed."
me: "fine"

Callehas bed was behind a wall locker and had a rolled up carpet on it. She asks me if she could sleep in mine (these are twin beds mind you.)

I tell her it's okay, she can sleep with me.

me. "But I'm not going to have sex with you."
tara. "That's fine"
me. "I sleep nude."
tara. "I don't but that's fine"
me. "fine"

a few minutes later...

Tara. "I'm feeling a poke.

I flip her over.

Tara. "I thought you said you weren't having sex with me?"
me. "I lied."

We had sex all night, I of course didn't orgasm, I never do the first time. The sun was coming up and she started to go down on me, I had to get to tests for college credit. The army allows you to test out of things. I had history and mathematics that morning.

I could tell how insanely tight she was, my penis looked like bruise, but I was only 18/19 and it didn't even hurt.

me. "You have got to be in pain."
tara. "Don't remind me"

She started to go down me, at which point I explained that I have difficulty orgasming with a girl the first time.

Tara: "so that means their will be a next time."
me. "tara, that is a definite, I've never felt a pussy like yours, your amazing" (seriously, it was so good that my psychological ejaculation problems might have caused permanent problems that Viagra warns against)

Tara: "at least let me shower and dress you."
me: "Ok"

I'm leaving, walking actually to my test location. (I had no time to buy a car yet). I looked back at my window. She is watching me, peeking through shades. I' looked back and thought I was looking at an angel, little did I know she was satan herself.

BTW, I scored 2 perfect scores. 99% AND 99% equivalent to 4hrs. and 4hrs.

Oh well, life continues.

[hawkeyescott]

These threads are fucking worthless without pics.

[ignatiusreilly]

These sound like HawksStocks' rejected letters to Hustler. I just can't figure out if they rejected them because the stories are rubbish or if it's because he spells words like orgasm as 'organizing'.

[HawksStock]

Sorry guys, my spelling get's a little shaky when sauced, and that I was never one gather photos. Heidi told me to start a shrine so I did, it was a bulletin board with a picture of every girl I slept with from that point on. A chick named Becky shredded it- remember it wasn't until 2001 or so until digital camera's became somewhat affordable. If they had this technology I probably would have something to post...

Assuming the hard drives don't crash

[101]

HawkStock.....how old are you man?

[HawksStock]

32, I joined the military when I was 17

[mattahawk]

Holy shit, I got you by 7 years. I thought you were in your freaking 50's.

[Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith)]

Kinda like my story:

It was many and many a year ago,
In a kingdom by the sea,
That a maiden there lived whom you may know
By the name of Annabel Lee;
And this maiden she lived with no other thought
Than to love and be loved by me.

I was a child and she was a child,
In this kingdom by the sea;
But we loved with a love that was more than love -
I and my Annabel Lee;
With a love that the winged seraphs of heaven
Coveted her and me.
And this was the reason that, long ago,
In this kingdom by the sea,
A wind blew out of a cloud, chilling
My beautiful Annabel Lee;
So that her highborn kinsman came
And bore her away from me,
To shut her up in a sepulcher
In this kingdom by the sea.
The angels, not half so happy in heaven,
Went envying her and me
Yes! that was the reason
(as all men know, In this kingdom by the sea)
That the wind came out of the cloud by night,
Chilling and killing my Annabel Lee.

But our love was stronger by far than the love
Of those who were older than we
Of many far wiser than we
And neither the angels in heaven above,
Nor the demons down under the sea,
Can ever dissever my soul from the soul
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee.
For the moon never beams without bringing me dreams
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;
And the stars never rise but I feel the bright eyes
Of the beautiful Annabel Lee;
And so, all the night-tide, I lie down by the side
Of my darling, my darling, my life and my bride,
In the sepulcher there by the sea,
In her tomb by the sounding sea.

;D

[HawksStock]

I wish.