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Post by TBELL on May 10, 2009 15:27:40 GMT -6
Hopefully this can start up some discussion or liven things up around here. The "what would you do?" thread is pretty simple. I will start by posting a senario, you answer what you would do in my senario and then post your own. May be a retarded idea, but it's better than nothing. Here goes:
What would you do if you drove by a farm field and saw a sheep stuck with it's head in the fence?
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Post by NOTTHOR on May 10, 2009 21:33:35 GMT -6
Keep on driving. You never know if some crazy farmer is just waiting for some outlander to trespass on his land so he can shoot them. My scenario - What would you do if you were at the grocery store and two super hot chicks who were 20 asked you to buy some booze for them (they have the cash, they just need your ID) and then come over to their party, which they assure you is douche free, at least until you get there.
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Post by thunderhawk on May 11, 2009 11:04:41 GMT -6
Keep on driving. You never know if some crazy farmer is just waiting for some outlander to trespass on his land so he can shoot them. My scenario - What would you do if you were at the grocery store and two super hot chicks who were 20 asked you to buy some booze for them (they have the cash, they just need your ID) and then come over to their party, which they assure you is douche free, at least until you get there. Demand that the party start en route.
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Post by drakebulldog on May 11, 2009 21:32:41 GMT -6
Hopefully this can start up some discussion or liven things up around here. The "what would you do?" thread is pretty simple. I will start by posting a senario, you answer what you would do in my senario and then post your own. May be a retarded idea, but it's better than nothing. Here goes: What would you do if you drove by a farm field and saw a sheep stuck with it's head in the fence? I'd call SoCal, thunderhawk and lpcalihawk and give them the co-ordinates. They are experienced in this kind of thing.
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Post by lpcalihawk on May 12, 2009 8:57:36 GMT -6
Hopefully this can start up some discussion or liven things up around here. The "what would you do?" thread is pretty simple. I will start by posting a senario, you answer what you would do in my senario and then post your own. May be a retarded idea, but it's better than nothing. Here goes: What would you do if you drove by a farm field and saw a sheep stuck with it's head in the fence? I'd call SoCal, thunderhawk and lpcalihawk and give them the co-ordinates. They are experienced in this kind of thing. Agreed. The 3 of us are more experienced in bagging 2 chicks at once.
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Post by thunderhawk on May 12, 2009 9:12:00 GMT -6
I'd call SoCal, thunderhawk and lpcalihawk and give them the co-ordinates. They are experienced in this kind of thing. Agreed. The 3 of us are more experienced in bagging 2 chicks at once. Two's company. Three's an orgy. Leave the the farm animal fucking to the theocratic family values crowd: crooksandliars.com/john-amato/neal-horsley-mule-loving-republican-can So, drakebulldog, it would appear that all of the evidence indicates that your ilk is far more inclined to the sheep-fucking, whilst my kind prefers the coeds.
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Post by drakebulldog on May 12, 2009 14:37:21 GMT -6
Sorry to bust your bubble thunderhawk, but fucking farm animals kicks ass.
If you human pussy loving wusses want to have a debate, bring it on.
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Post by TBELL on May 12, 2009 16:13:20 GMT -6
How did my thread turn to bestiality?? Maybe that's why this board is dying.
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Post by socal on May 12, 2009 18:14:39 GMT -6
How did my thread turn to bestiality?? Maybe that's why this board is dying. You can lead a horse to water...
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Post by drakebulldog on May 12, 2009 18:34:58 GMT -6
Sorry to bust your bubble thunderhawk, but fucking farm animals kicks ass. If you human pussy loving wusses want to have a debate, bring it on. Funny stuff SoCal ;D, thunder and lp are gonna get hard when they read this. Not really sure if this board has morphed into bathroom humor or still a few petty A-holes? Maybe that's why this board has fizzled away. Doesn't matter what you post, if the administrator doesn't like it, he changes it. Power in the hands of those that can't handle it, is a dangerous thing. Taking cues from Obama?
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Post by NOTTHOR on May 13, 2009 15:46:40 GMT -6
God damn it.
Thunder, I tossed up a scenario, you are supposed to run with it and then throw up another one.
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Post by Gumbyhawk on May 13, 2009 20:28:34 GMT -6
You are in an elevator with Helen Keller and rip off a horrid fart.
bince she is both blind and deaf, she has no idea who did it.... but you can be sure she smells it.
Do you just pretend it never happened and make her wonder if maybe she shat herself? Or do you try to figure out how to "claim" the fart in braille and be a stand-up fella?
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Post by TBELL on May 13, 2009 20:35:29 GMT -6
Easy, you let her think she shat herself. The hilarity that may ensue as she searches for the "goods" in her pants could be epic!
Somehow the stars align and the Cubs are playing for a World Series win on the SAME DAY the Hawks are playing for a National Championship, at the same time. You have an offer to go to only 1, which do you choose?
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Post by lpcalihawk on May 14, 2009 15:04:49 GMT -6
Sorry to bust your bubble thunderhawk, but fucking farm animals kicks ass. If you human pussy loving wusses want to have a debate, bring it on. Funny stuff SoCal ;D, thunder and lp are gonna get hard when they read this. Not really sure if this board has morphed into bathroom humor or still a few petty A-holes? Maybe that's why this board has fizzled away. Doesn't matter what you post, if the administrator doesn't like it, he changes it. Power in the hands of those that can't handle it, is a dangerous thing. Taking cues from Obama? What is it like playing catcher to Ever's pitcher?
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Post by NOTTHOR on May 18, 2009 8:50:53 GMT -6
Easy, you let her think she shat herself. The hilarity that may ensue as she searches for the "goods" in her pants could be epic! Somehow the stars align and the Cubs are playing for a World Series win on the SAME DAY the Hawks are playing for a National Championship, at the same time. You have an offer to go to only 1, which do you choose? This is easy. I get the ticket to both. I am assuming this is game 7 for the Cubs. I then sell the ticket for $10,000. I call Vegas, put $5,000 on the Cubs losing and $5,000 on the Hawks losing. Go to the Hawks game. Fly to Vegas to collect my $20K when the games are over and then go to Amsterdam for a week. What would you do if you were at a tailgater hosted by Seth and the only booze he had was Bartles & James wine coolers?
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Post by Master Blaster on May 18, 2009 13:56:53 GMT -6
Humiliate his delicate senses, then go on a beer run. This didn't really happen Seth, did it? Please tell me it didn't because you are part of my Navy and I'd like to think higher of you than that.
You are at a football game and the biker family in front of you keeps talking and carrying on through the national anthem. Do you tell them to stop or do you ignore them and make quiet off hand remarks when they can't hear you?
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Post by NOTTHOR on May 18, 2009 16:22:04 GMT -6
Start dropping dogs then call the FBI 'cuz you are dealing with turrists.
What would you do:
It is late summer, 100 degrees outside and you are at the Chili Cookoff for Frontier Days in Fort Dodge, Iowa. Megan Fox comes up to you wearing a snowmobile suit with nothing on underneath of it. She says she just completed the "Chili Marathon" which was to consume 5 pounds of chili and then run 26.2 miles in a snowmobile suit. She said that at the 16 mile mark, she stopped in a porta potty to let some of the chili go, but there was no TP in there. She asks you to "help clean her up" and then says when you are done you can "put the tip in, but just the tip and only for 2 quick thrusts" if you get her thouroughly clean. What do you do?
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Post by lpcalihawk on May 19, 2009 10:04:46 GMT -6
Start dropping dogs then call the FBI 'cuz you are dealing with turrists. What would you do: It is late summer, 100 degrees outside and you are at the Chili Cookoff for Frontier Days in Fort Dodge, Iowa. Megan Fox comes up to you wearing a snowmobile suit with nothing on underneath of it. She says she just completed the "Chili Marathon" which was to consume 5 pounds of chili and then run 26.2 miles in a snowmobile suit. She said that at the 16 mile mark, she stopped in a porta potty to let some of the chili go, but there was no TP in there. She asks you to "help clean her up" and then says when you are done you can "put the tip in, but just the tip and only for 2 quick thrusts" if you get her thouroughly clean. What do you do? Get me the wet wipes
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Post by poncho72 on May 19, 2009 14:07:39 GMT -6
Start dropping dogs then call the FBI 'cuz you are dealing with turrists. What would you do: It is late summer, 100 degrees outside and you are at the Chili Cookoff for Frontier Days in Fort Dodge, Iowa. Megan Fox comes up to you wearing a snowmobile suit with nothing on underneath of it. She says she just completed the "Chili Marathon" which was to consume 5 pounds of chili and then run 26.2 miles in a snowmobile suit. She said that at the 16 mile mark, she stopped in a porta potty to let some of the chili go, but there was no TP in there. She asks you to "help clean her up" and then says when you are done you can "put the tip in, but just the tip and only for 2 quick thrusts" if you get her thouroughly clean. What do you do? Get me the wet wipes Wet wipes, nah.... She craps rainbow sherbet, just get right up in dat ass!
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Post by NOTTHOR on May 20, 2009 7:46:53 GMT -6
Wet wipes, nah.... She craps rainbow sherbet, just get right up in dat ass! Yes, the implication is that there are no wet wipes available. And query whether it would really be possible for even M. Fox to turn a few pounds of Fort Dodge chili into rainbow sherbert.
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Post by Master Blaster on May 20, 2009 17:36:55 GMT -6
To answer the question, send her packing. 2 thrusts ain't nothing for the chore on hand.
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Post by NOTTHOR on May 20, 2009 19:21:34 GMT -6
To answer the question, send her packing. 2 thrusts ain't nothing for the chore on hand. Whatever, my guess is you wouldn't make it to 1.
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Post by Master Blaster on May 21, 2009 17:24:21 GMT -6
Before or after deployment?
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Post by NOTTHOR on May 21, 2009 19:14:47 GMT -6
After.
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Post by Master Blaster on May 22, 2009 15:34:09 GMT -6
Ah, junior high trash talking. It is wonderful. Fuck you BTR, you can have my sloppy seconds.
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