Post by Gumbyhawk on Jun 7, 2009 10:17:51 GMT -6
These assholes have been bothering me bince March. They stopped by back then, rang the doorbell, got the dog all bugged out (since nobody we know actually rings the doorbell) and then proceeded to want to talk "Bible" to me. I politely declined and they handed me some pamphlet bullshit to look at. I'll admit it... I DID look at the pamphlet... to make fun of it. Never gave it much more of a thought.
Until yesterday. I was in the shower, just got shampoo in my hair and lathered up, when the wife came in and said "there are two men at the door looking for you". WTF?? I wondered who they were and she had no idea. Anyway, I get rinsed off and out of the shower, throw something on and discover that they had left... but left me something... another pamphlet. They were the same Jehovah's Witnesses!
Well, I thanked my lucky fortune for being able to avoid them and went to Hy-Vee to get groceries. I get back, I pull into the garage, take a load into the house and come back out.
HOLY SHIT!! Two guys (well, one was a pimply high school kid) dressed in black are standing right at the entrance to our garage. I instinctly formed a fist and began cocking back before I caught myself. THE FUCKERS WERE BACK!!
So there I was, just wanting to get my beer and frozen goods out of my car, talking to two guys about the Bible... trying to get them to leave and never come back.
They were kinda freaky, guys. The one kid never said ONE fucking word the whole time until saying "bye" at the end. He looked around and looked at this shoes most of the time. The older guy did the talking and I'm not sure that he blinked during the entire 5 minute conversation. The way that they seemingly appeared out of nowhere was freaky as hell. And our dog didn't even bark this time (and she keeps a good lookout for strangers). The topper was that BLANK look on their faces and their obvious deficiencies in socializing and almost robotic mannerisms. I really wish I had a video clip to show everyone!
So, I started to wonder about these guys and began to think maybe they are actually space aliens. I mean... you hear stories about how aliens are already living among us. I am convinced that if so... the fuckers are living as Jehovah's Witnesses and their "recruiting" campaign in just some lame way to get you to submit to an anal probe.
What do you dudes think? Am I on to something?
Until yesterday. I was in the shower, just got shampoo in my hair and lathered up, when the wife came in and said "there are two men at the door looking for you". WTF?? I wondered who they were and she had no idea. Anyway, I get rinsed off and out of the shower, throw something on and discover that they had left... but left me something... another pamphlet. They were the same Jehovah's Witnesses!
Well, I thanked my lucky fortune for being able to avoid them and went to Hy-Vee to get groceries. I get back, I pull into the garage, take a load into the house and come back out.
HOLY SHIT!! Two guys (well, one was a pimply high school kid) dressed in black are standing right at the entrance to our garage. I instinctly formed a fist and began cocking back before I caught myself. THE FUCKERS WERE BACK!!
So there I was, just wanting to get my beer and frozen goods out of my car, talking to two guys about the Bible... trying to get them to leave and never come back.
They were kinda freaky, guys. The one kid never said ONE fucking word the whole time until saying "bye" at the end. He looked around and looked at this shoes most of the time. The older guy did the talking and I'm not sure that he blinked during the entire 5 minute conversation. The way that they seemingly appeared out of nowhere was freaky as hell. And our dog didn't even bark this time (and she keeps a good lookout for strangers). The topper was that BLANK look on their faces and their obvious deficiencies in socializing and almost robotic mannerisms. I really wish I had a video clip to show everyone!
So, I started to wonder about these guys and began to think maybe they are actually space aliens. I mean... you hear stories about how aliens are already living among us. I am convinced that if so... the fuckers are living as Jehovah's Witnesses and their "recruiting" campaign in just some lame way to get you to submit to an anal probe.
What do you dudes think? Am I on to something?