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Post by Gumbyhawk on Jul 16, 2009 20:55:32 GMT -6
For me, I would have to go with Pizza Hut's Taco Pizza. I eat the hell out of it, then pay dearly the next day or two. Same goes for anyone within sniffing distance! You'd think I ate a dead raccoon or something.
What about the rest of ya?
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Post by Solar Stud on Jul 17, 2009 7:01:33 GMT -6
Cabbage
Lima Beans
Sauer Kraut
Fiber bread I consume
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Post by poncho72 on Jul 17, 2009 7:42:17 GMT -6
Chinese and Mexican food
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jul 17, 2009 7:44:04 GMT -6
curry rice
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Post by socal on Jul 17, 2009 7:49:34 GMT -6
A periodic large bowl of Grape Nuts - aka Super Colon Blow. Causes two constant days of rumbling with gaseous explosions, then a thorough emptying of the colon.
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Post by twine on Jul 17, 2009 8:15:41 GMT -6
I eat Grape Nuts for Breakfast every day and it helps me produce nice solid logs, doesn't really give me the shits though.
I'll have to second the mexican food, or any big meal followed up by a smoke.
Taking a shower usually seems to induce shitting too.
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Post by lpcalihawk on Jul 17, 2009 8:17:44 GMT -6
A cup of coffee with a cigarette and the turtle head appears.
As for meals, any Chinese buffett will be shat out in less than 1 hour.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Jul 17, 2009 9:15:27 GMT -6
Coffee for me too...I think caffeine is a natural laxative.
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Jul 17, 2009 17:23:32 GMT -6
Coffee for me too...I think caffeine is a natural laxative. I have also noticed this and thought I was the only one! Please allow me to also add Hardee's Loaded Omelet Biscuits. I have not had one in quite some time, but I used to call them "Omelet Sliders". I would sometimes grab a few on my way to work and then have to "penguin march" through the office once I got there! |
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Post by iammrhawkeyes on Jul 17, 2009 20:28:42 GMT -6
Hollandaise sauce. I need a bathroom within about 20 minutes after eating eggs benedict. Never fails.
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Post by TBELL on Jul 17, 2009 22:06:54 GMT -6
Freakin Mexican every time. Never fails.
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Jul 18, 2009 9:38:25 GMT -6
Freakin Mexican every time. Never fails. Reminds me of the time right before when Iowa first lost to Iowa State over there in Lames a few years back. We went out for Mexican that Friday night before. Then of course on Saturday, drank all damned day. Essentially, I ended up sharting my pants mid-way thru the first quarter. Fucking sucked. At least I was able to clean up at the half (fuck YES I waited until half!). I will never eat Mexican the night before a game again. |
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Post by thunderhawk on Jul 18, 2009 13:34:21 GMT -6
Kashi.
Prefaced by hours of high decibel gas release.
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Post by Justhawks17 on Jul 19, 2009 11:34:03 GMT -6
Mostly anything lol.
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Post by HawksStock on Jul 19, 2009 16:15:17 GMT -6
A periodic large bowl of Grape Nuts - aka Super Colon Blow. Causes two constant days of rumbling with gaseous explosions, then a thorough emptying of the colon. leave it socal with the classic snl reference. |
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Post by Stukat on Jul 21, 2009 13:18:04 GMT -6
I know that :making you shit ass" is the main purpose of this product.
But I have drank a few Metamucil Shakes, just to find out what would happen.
Your stomach gurgles for about 3 hours then you go to the bathroom and vacucum packed shit packets slid out of your ass like your ass is lubed up with vasoline.
The amount of poop that slides out of your ass is about twice the size of your normal large shit.
It really was interesting.
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Post by thejesus on Jul 24, 2009 15:48:55 GMT -6
A jager bomb will almost always make me have to shit. It sucks.
The first one that is.
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Post by Mr Olympia on Jul 28, 2009 23:31:08 GMT -6
dried apricots, taco bell mixed with mountain dew, huge bowl of raisin bran
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Post by twine on Aug 6, 2009 9:33:29 GMT -6
Today I had a big slice of sausage breakfast pizza with a crapload of Tabasco folled by two 15 oz cans of Starbucks Doubleshot Mocha premium energy coffee drink.
I've shit twice over the last 3 hours and farted about once every 3 to 5 minutes and need to shit again.
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Post by lpcalihawk on Aug 6, 2009 10:37:12 GMT -6
I'm surprised you haven't started a "Crapping my Pants at Work" thread after your intake this morning.
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