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Post by Gumbyhawk on Jul 27, 2009 18:29:11 GMT -6
Gumbyhawk selects: Mohawk (his girl, not HIM) Germaine BTR <---- For the kid's sake, hope it doesn't come to fruition anytime soon!  |
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Post by 101 on Jul 27, 2009 18:52:21 GMT -6
BTR would first have to know how to do it first.
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Post by TBELL on Jul 27, 2009 21:04:34 GMT -6
You have to know how to do it certainly, but you also have to have it. The latter part I seem to be struggling with this last couple weeks...damn.
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Post by germaine on Jul 28, 2009 7:18:28 GMT -6
I'll buy everybody a 6-pack of their choice if it's me. It ain't gonna happen.
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Post by Stukat on Jul 28, 2009 9:17:49 GMT -6
Next in line will be Itheus. Within 365 days from todays date, his wife will be expecting. Mark it down.
Im almost willing to say before the end of the year, but its all ready August.
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Post by MoHawk on Jul 28, 2009 10:41:41 GMT -6
I'm afraid you won't be winning this one Gumby. Non-Catholic forms of family planning are in place to prevent my spawn from emerging for at least a couple of years. We're thinking of starting to try in about 2 years from now.
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Post by MoHawk on Jul 28, 2009 10:42:27 GMT -6
Though I will say, I was pregnant with a HUGE food baby yesterday. Mexican for lunch, Chinese for dinner. That was a monster turd.
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Post by hawkeyedug on Jul 28, 2009 13:23:46 GMT -6
Just keep me out of it. We adopted a kitten yesterday, that should be good enough for the next 10 years.
Should the unthinkable happen though, I will take care of it. Nothing an accidental push down a tall flight of stairs, or errant kick to the tummy won't take care of.
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Post by Justhawks17 on Jul 28, 2009 17:41:41 GMT -6
Iowafan1
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Jul 28, 2009 18:40:26 GMT -6
Though I will say, I was pregnant with a HUGE food baby yesterday. Mexican for lunch, Chinese for dinner. That was a monster turd. I think I will give myself half a point for that one then!  |
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Jul 28, 2009 18:41:25 GMT -6
Just keep me out of it. We adopted a kitten yesterday, that should be good enough for the next 10 years. Should the unthinkable happen though, I will take care of it. Nothing an accidental push down a tall flight of stairs, or errant kick to the tummy won't take care of. Please don't do that. How do you think Iowafan1 came about?? |
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Post by twine on Jul 30, 2009 10:07:18 GMT -6
I'm putting my money on Itheus and his woman being the next to pop out a little turd.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Jul 30, 2009 10:22:07 GMT -6
I'm putting my money on Itheus and his woman being the next to pop out a little turd. She's pretty anti-kid right now. I don't know I'd put money on us. I wouldn't mind it, though.  |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jul 30, 2009 10:23:30 GMT -6
I'm putting my money on Itheus and his woman being the next to pop out a little turd. She's pretty anti-kid right now. I don't know I'd put money on us. I wouldn't mind it, though. Replace pills with tic tacs. Use the ol' standby "I'm only going to put the tip in." Wait 9 months. |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Aug 18, 2009 14:22:02 GMT -6
I don't want to count my chickens before they are hatached, but according to the fine folks at EPT, me and Ma look like we're next on the list. I only smoke Cubans, so no Phillies or Swishers please.
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Post by hawkeyedug on Aug 18, 2009 16:54:30 GMT -6
Congrats Ralphie. Unfortunately for your kid it has to take half of your genes. Fortunately though, it will be mixed and halfsies are always cute.
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Post by germaine on Aug 18, 2009 17:35:55 GMT -6
...and halfsies are always cute. Yeah, why is that? Congrats, btr. |
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Post by Justhawks17 on Aug 18, 2009 17:39:01 GMT -6
Congrats BTR!!!
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Aug 18, 2009 19:00:55 GMT -6
Congrats, BTR!! Care to set an arranged marriage should your spawn be male? Proles like my family need all the help they can get! Keep us up to date on this development!! |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Aug 18, 2009 19:28:48 GMT -6
Congrats, BTR!! Care to set an arranged marriage should your spawn be male? Proles like my family need all the help they can get! Keep us up to date on this development!! Thanks. Once Ma quits her job and we move into a 2 BR, I will be trailer park level broke, so no sense in arranging anything yet. Plus, if I have a boy, he will get the same thing I got from my old man when I reached adulthood - a swift kick in the ass. |
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Post by hawkeyedug on Aug 18, 2009 20:31:40 GMT -6
...and halfsies are always cute. Yeah, why is that? I believe it is a reward for those of us who are trying to bring all the races together into one super race. Tis' a double edged sword however because if I, god forbid, ever have a daughter, she will probably model hot as seems to be how it works with every half filipino half, half white chick. I'll have to keep her locked up. |
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Post by twine on Aug 19, 2009 8:12:26 GMT -6
Congrats, BTR. Are you going to move out to Shaumburg now?
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Aug 19, 2009 19:24:30 GMT -6
I wonder when BTR decides to get rid of the porn?
When the kid is born? Around 2 yrs old? Five?
I just hope he doesn't get all soft on us and stop posting about shit and boobies!
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Post by socal on Aug 19, 2009 21:30:38 GMT -6
Unless it was IVF, BTR didn't knock up his "woman"... He just fully embraced his gayness in Amsterdam, and is now trying to regain some "manly facade" via this ruse. Remember... THIS is the dude in question  |
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Aug 19, 2009 22:28:00 GMT -6
Congrats BTR.
Make sure you get him/her some vermillion jammies ASAP!
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