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Post by NOTTHOR on Aug 3, 2009 20:20:51 GMT -6
'Bout 6 o'clock, dropped a massive log, prolly 14 to 16 inch range with a nice hook to it. Went for a run shortly thereafter. Got out about 2 miles and it started rumbling. I knew it wasn't gonna be pretty, so I ran over toward the public bathroom at Lincoln Park. There was dogshit all over the floor and a homeless guy hanging out, so I said fuck it. Had to walk home with ass clenched the whole way. But I made it. No turtle head, no spot on undies. And then to top it off, it was just a little nugget, but it was enough to ruin my jog.
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Post by poncho72 on Aug 4, 2009 8:19:42 GMT -6
that's why I choose not to jog. I commend you for your efforts, 2 miles and would be puking my guts out.
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Post by thejesus on Aug 4, 2009 8:23:58 GMT -6
Since you were running, couldn't you have just dropped the shorts a tad from the back and let one fly? Your forward momentum would spare you from most of the blast shrapnel I would think.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Aug 4, 2009 8:30:30 GMT -6
that's why I choose not to jog. I commend you for your efforts, 2 miles and would be puking my guts out. Made it 5 on Sunday night and was trying for 6 last night, but then the nugget came. |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Aug 4, 2009 8:31:26 GMT -6
bince you were running, couldn't you have just dropped the shorts a tad from the back and let one fly? Your forward momentum would spare you from most of the blast shrapnel I would think. Maybe could have, but you've gotta see the ass on the lakefront trail. Best thing about Chicago, hands down. The volleyball courts, the spandex, oh my, it's damn near pornographic down there. |
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Aug 4, 2009 18:05:24 GMT -6
bince you were running, couldn't you have just dropped the shorts a tad from the back and let one fly? Your forward momentum would spare you from most of the blast shrapnel I would think. Maybe could have, but you've gotta see the ass on the lakefront trail. Best thing about Chicago, hands down. The volleyball courts, the spandex, oh my, it's damn near pornographic down there. Pics or I don't believe you!!  |
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