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Post by TBELL on Aug 31, 2009 16:25:01 GMT -6
So unfortunately, my bedroom is under my roommates bedroom (mine in the basement, his in the upper level). I can hear any "noises" that may come out of this room if you will. Thankfully, I'm pretty sure this will be the only time I will ever hear said noises coming from his room.
Anyway, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed the other night, and hear the "noises" start. I turned up the radio to try to drown them out, which worked, however, about 3 minutes later, we heard this god awful thud from the room. We both immediately started laughing, but we were not sure what it was.
So the next day, I had forgotten all about it, until I get a text from my roommate that says "What do u suppose someone's BAC has to be to fall out of bed during sex?"
I fuckin lost it!! That would explain the thud!! That is some funny fucking shit to me!! It has never happened to me, no matter how drunk I was!!
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Post by Mr Olympia on Aug 31, 2009 23:18:46 GMT -6
never managed that feat myself. I did rub my leg raw on the carpet though from screwing. It actually bled but I couldn't feel it at the time. I picked at that scab for weeks hoping it would leave a scar.............it didn't sadly.
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Post by lpcalihawk on Sept 1, 2009 12:47:06 GMT -6
Very funny story.
I had a buddy in the Army who was fucking a Korean chick. He kept spanking her ass and saying "Who's your Daddy"......after about the 5th time she turned to him and said "You don't know him"
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Post by Mr Olympia on Sept 1, 2009 13:37:34 GMT -6
^^^
LOL,
but seriously, who says "who's your daddy" in this day and age?
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Post by TBELL on Sept 1, 2009 13:45:48 GMT -6
I had a female friend tell me a story of a dude that SPAT on her vag prior to doin the deed. I have never done this, nor needed to, but according to her, it is not a good idea. She looked at him, said "Are you fucking kidding me?" and walked out. Anyone had an experience such as this personally?
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Sept 1, 2009 17:39:13 GMT -6
I had a female friend tell me a story of a dude that SPAT on her vag prior to doin the deed. I have never done this, nor needed to, but according to her, it is not a good idea. She looked at him, said "Are you fucking kidding me?" and walked out. Anyone had an experience such as this personally? They do it in porn all the time. The dude probably thought it was hip. I have never done that though. That is kinda messed up. I HAVE been drunk enough to have had to stop in the middle of doing it, barf in the sink, rinse out my mouth, and finish up the deed. I gave MAJOR props to my gfriend at the time for that. That was cool as hell. |
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Post by lpcalihawk on Sept 2, 2009 8:02:40 GMT -6
^^^ LOL, but seriously, who says "who's your daddy" in this day and age? Story circa 1999 |
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Post by Solar Stud on Sept 4, 2009 5:54:37 GMT -6
True story....
I was a senior in HS....a classmate of mine comes to school with a big bandage on his forehead. He was a slightly built guy....maybe 150 soaking wet.
Boyz being boyz....he goes on to explain he was doing his GF the night before and she was totally into it....was bucking up and down hard....and threw him off the bed and he hit his head on the nightstand.
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Post by NotMyKid on Sept 4, 2009 8:22:39 GMT -6
So we had this Hispanic pitcher on our college baseball team that weighed about 250-275. So one day at practice he is telling us this story about how the night before he went home with this girl and while she was riding him she blew out her knee. This girl by the way was over 2 bills and hit with the ugly stick more then enough times. All of the guys on the team say that he is full of shit and that it didn't happen.
After practice a group of us are walking back to our apartment and we see the chick he was talking about limping down the side walk with a knee brace on. We laughed our ass of picturing those two going at it and her blowing out her knee.
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Post by Master Blaster on Sept 10, 2009 1:46:09 GMT -6
In daytona on the beach after last call going at it with some chick I picked up. Beach patrol rolls up (this is 3 am mind you) and flips on all the lights on the roll bar on the jeep they are in, turning night to day. I had sand in every region and crevice. Take her back to the room that me and 5 other guys, all back at this time, are sharing. Needing a bed, I shove one over and off the bed, and keep going. Next morning, there is sand all over me, her, the bed and the guy i shoved off the bed.
Edit: Probably the ugliest chick I ever fooled around with. Alcohol has some amazing properties.
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Post by Solar Stud on Sept 16, 2009 14:06:05 GMT -6
In daytona on the beach after last call going at it with some chick I picked up. Beach patrol rolls up (this is 3 am mind you) and flips on all the lights on the roll bar on the jeep they are in, turning night to day. I had sand in every region and crevice. Take her back to the room that me and 5 other guys, all back at this time, are sharing. Needing a bed, I shove one over and off the bed, and keep going. Next morning, there is sand all over me, her, the bed and the guy i shoved off the bed. Edit: Probably the ugliest chick I ever fooled around with. Alcohol has some amazing properties. Damm Master Chief....that's a coolish totally Navy story! I'm going to miss the Navy in another five weeks. |
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Post by Master Blaster on Sept 18, 2009 8:33:47 GMT -6
That is one of the stories I can tell here. You want some good ones, meet me next year in Iowa City outside Kinnick. I'll have joined you at that time in retirement.
10 months until terminal leave. Last deployment winding down.
I bet you miss the Navy more than you will admit to later on.
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Post by Solar Stud on Sept 18, 2009 12:32:34 GMT -6
That is one of the stories I can tell here. You want some good ones, meet me next year in Iowa City outside Kinnick. I'll have joined you at that time in retirement. 10 months until terminal leave. Last deployment winding down. I bet you miss the Navy more than you will admit to later on. I start 10-day house hunting on 10/21....terminal leave on 11/1. |
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Post by TBELL on Sept 19, 2009 2:59:57 GMT -6
Dunno if I have said it to either one of you two yet, but thank you so much for serving your country. You will always have my utmost respect.
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