Post by NOTTHOR on Sept 22, 2009 21:01:12 GMT -6
We're moving into a new building. I went over and saw the new offices and took a gander at the floorplans. Well, turns out in the new building we have about 50 dudes on the floor and THREE, count 'em THREE, shitters on the floor. Now when that first cup of coffee runs through everyone and the bowels start acting up between 9:30 and 10:30 in the morning, how the fuck are three shitters supposed to accomodate 50 dudes?
Plus, the building designers put in low flow toilets. LOW FLOW. So you know that when someone rolls in there on the morning after Mexican or meatloaf night on the firm buffet and drops one, it ain't gonna go down and no one is going to sit there and tend to the turd with the requisite number of flushes that will be necessary to push it down (assuming there is a number of flushes sufficient to push a Mexican buffet induced BTR-style log down a low flow toilet). That will leave us riding with TWO shitters for FIFTY DUDES, assuming only one gets knocked out of commission on the day after Mexican or meatloaf night. This is not good.
Plus, the building designers put in low flow toilets. LOW FLOW. So you know that when someone rolls in there on the morning after Mexican or meatloaf night on the firm buffet and drops one, it ain't gonna go down and no one is going to sit there and tend to the turd with the requisite number of flushes that will be necessary to push it down (assuming there is a number of flushes sufficient to push a Mexican buffet induced BTR-style log down a low flow toilet). That will leave us riding with TWO shitters for FIFTY DUDES, assuming only one gets knocked out of commission on the day after Mexican or meatloaf night. This is not good.
