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Post by NOTTHOR on Oct 7, 2009 13:16:41 GMT -6
Michigan analysis thread. YOU GUYS ARE NOT FUCKING READY FOR THE GAME. Michigan 31, Hawks 13. 5-7, maybe 6-6 if we can beat Indiana.
I think Michigan scores early and often and Iowa's offense continues its stagnation. The chant of "OVER RATED" will be heard clear from Ann Arbor to Iowa City. An ugly game. Perhaps the weather can keep us in it, as Michigan's receivers decide they are too soft to catch balls in the cold and we could possibly eek out a one point victory, but that's only if it's really cold, windy and we get some precipitation. Otherwise, 31-13 Michigan.
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Post by poncho72 on Oct 7, 2009 14:24:14 GMT -6
no analysis, I just have a feeling that the hawks will come out and roll them.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Oct 7, 2009 16:58:41 GMT -6
Michigan analysis thread. YOU GUYS ARE NOT FUCKING READY FOR THE GAME. Michigan 31, Hawks 13. 5-7, maybe 6-6 if we can beat Indiana. I think Michigan scores early and often and Iowa's offense continues its stagnation. The chant of "OVER RATED" will be heard clear from Ann Arbor to Iowa City. An ugly game. Perhaps the weather can keep us in it, as Michigan's receivers decide they are too soft to catch balls in the cold and we could possibly eek out a one point victory, but that's only if it's really cold, windy and we get some precipitation. Otherwise, 31-13 Michigan. You're giving the Hawkeye wayyyy too much credit. Even though we haven't lost a game, I think we can all agree that it's fucking OBVIOUS that we suck ass. Stanzi sucks, Ballard sucks, Clayborn sucks, Binns sucks, Angerer sucks, Spievey sucks, Stanzi blows, Robinson blows, Bulaga blows, Calloway blows, DJK blows, McNutt blows. If we stay within 40 of Michigan it will be goddamned miracle. I wish this embarrassment wasn't on TV. What an atrocity. I say fire the entire coaching staff...fucking underachievers. |
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Post by lpcalihawk on Oct 7, 2009 19:05:13 GMT -6
Itheus......don't bust a McNutt
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Post by thunderhawk on Oct 7, 2009 21:35:49 GMT -6
I just want Clayborn to hurt Forcier.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Oct 8, 2009 6:35:45 GMT -6
Look Itheus, I ain't saying we suck ass, I'm just saying I don't see anything special about this team that instills confidence when it comes time to play Northwestern and Sparty and Michigan. I'm just tellin' ya, get ready for the bounces to start falling the other way and a long losing streak to ensue. If you are ready now, it will be much easier to deal with when it gets here.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Oct 8, 2009 6:38:09 GMT -6
I just want Clayborn to hurt Forcier. I don't know, but Forcier sounds like a French name to me. Have the French ever fucking won anything important? It will probably be Klug that breaks his punk ass, Klug sounds like a name of a family that can chug beers and eat wurst until the wee hours of the morning, and we know what happens when such families roll on the Frogs. |
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Post by MoHawk on Oct 8, 2009 8:15:55 GMT -6
I just want Clayborn to hurt Forcier. I don't know, but Forcier sounds like a French name to me. Have the French ever fucking won anything important? It will probably be Klug that breaks his punk ass, Klug sounds like a name of a family that can chug beers and eat wurst until the wee hours of the morning, and we know what happens when such families roll on the Frogs. Yes. The American Revolution. Also: Fuck Michigan. |
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Post by thunderhawk on Oct 8, 2009 9:51:09 GMT -6
I don't know, but Forcier sounds like a French name to me. Have the French ever fucking won anything important? It will probably be Klug that breaks his punk ass, Klug sounds like a name of a family that can chug beers and eat wurst until the wee hours of the morning, and we know what happens when such families roll on the Frogs. Yes. The American Revolution. Also: Fuck Michigan. You beat me to it. No Frenchies, no Americans. We bailed their asses out from under the vice of the Third Reich, so we're even. FWIW...Paris is one of my favorite places on earth. The French Alps are fucking special too. As is the Riviera. Not a huge fan of the cuisine though. |
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Post by idrinkthereforeiam on Oct 8, 2009 13:43:44 GMT -6
Let's be honest. Joking or not, you're a moron, BTR.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Oct 8, 2009 14:28:38 GMT -6
Oh so you guys buy into the liberal "the French won the American Revolution" line of thinking, huh? Ponder this then, why ain't we speaking French?
Well, the couple hundred muskets their troops dropped at the first sign of the red coats helped the cause, but it's quite a stretch to say they won the American Revolution.
Klug shall pwn Forcier. Mark it down right now.
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Post by MoHawk on Oct 8, 2009 14:49:36 GMT -6
Not to turn this into a "Let's Defend France" thread...but... If it weren't for the French, the English would have ended up winning that war. Haven't you seen the documentary Mel Gibson made on the subject a few years back called, "The Patriot"? Come. On. Seriously though... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Yorktown |
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Post by NotMyKid on Oct 8, 2009 15:34:34 GMT -6
I am just glad Clayborn can concentrate on the game this week and won't have some one night stand stalker in the front row yelling his name all game.  Low 40's at kick and going south after that with a chance of snow. It's going to be cold as hell and Forcier will get his ass handed to him plenty. Iowa 31 Scum 10 |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Oct 8, 2009 16:53:17 GMT -6
Not to turn this into a "Let's Defend France" thread...but... If it weren't for the French, the English would have ended up winning that war. Haven't you seen the documentary Mel Gibson made on the subject a few years back called, "The Patriot"? Come. On. Seriously though... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_YorktownSorry dude, I don't get my history lessons from Hollywood. |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Oct 8, 2009 16:55:30 GMT -6
I am just glad Clayborn can concentrate on the game this week and won't have some one night stand stalker in the front row yelling his name all game. Low 40's at kick and going south after that with a chance of snow. It's going to be cold as hell and Forcier will get his ass handed to him plenty. Iowa 31 Scum 10 WTF? He hit that? Respectometer just dropped, although we've all worn beer goggles. BTR's lost Bible verse: "And then Jesus sayeth, 'let he hath not hogged cast thy first stone.'" |
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Post by Solar Stud on Oct 8, 2009 20:57:07 GMT -6
She's on Facebook...check it out.
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Post by NotMyKid on Oct 9, 2009 8:11:25 GMT -6
I am just glad Clayborn can concentrate on the game this week and won't have some one night stand stalker in the front row yelling his name all game. Low 40's at kick and going south after that with a chance of snow. It's going to be cold as hell and Forcier will get his ass handed to him plenty. Iowa 31 Scum 10 WTF? He hit that? Respectometer just dropped, although we've all worn beer goggles. BTR's lost Bible verse: "And then Jesus sayeth, 'let he hath not hogged cast thy first stone.'" I don't know that for a fact but she did have his cell number and knew where he worked so I was only guessing that she was a scorned lover. |
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Post by Solar Stud on Oct 9, 2009 10:19:23 GMT -6
Seriously....I requested her to be my 'friend' on FaceBook...on Wednesday....as of yet....no response.
Then again, she may still be in jail.
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Post by Solar Stud on Oct 9, 2009 14:31:49 GMT -6
Let's be honest. Joking or not, you're a moron, BTR. Being a bit harsh on the boy aren't we Spankie? |
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Post by Stukat on Oct 9, 2009 15:54:07 GMT -6
Iowa: 24
Michigan: 13
Seems like i alway pick Iowa to score 24 points.....
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