There is still time (MoHawk)

hawkeyedug Princess Buttercup I am repelled by wholesomeness Posts: 3,545 Tits or GTFO: Tits	There is still time (MoHawk) Oct 17, 2009 8:59:43 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by hawkeyedug on Oct 17, 2009 8:59:43 GMT -6 MoHawk, there is still time! You don't have to do it! Save yourself and run for the hills.

hawkeyedug Princess Buttercup I am repelled by wholesomeness Posts: 3,545 Tits or GTFO: Tits	There is still time (MoHawk) Oct 17, 2009 16:40:35 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by hawkeyedug on Oct 17, 2009 16:40:35 GMT -6 It is probably too late now.... My condolences.

socal Administrator Posts: 34,239	There is still time (MoHawk) Oct 17, 2009 20:48:24 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by socal on Oct 17, 2009 20:48:24 GMT -6 3 Cheers for MoHawk... He may very well be losing his virginity about now.

MoHawk Salad Tosser Anarchy In The IA Posts: 4,004	There is still time (MoHawk) Oct 19, 2009 6:50:31 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by MoHawk on Oct 19, 2009 6:50:31 GMT -6 You were off by about an hour SoCal. Everything went great and I'm now married to the best woman in the world...no offense to your wives/girlfriends/blow up dolls. I'll post pictures sometime soon.
	If you are looking for my balls, they can be found in her purse.

poncho72 Asshole Posts: 2,853	There is still time (MoHawk) Oct 19, 2009 11:31:53 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by poncho72 on Oct 19, 2009 11:31:53 GMT -6 Congrats!
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TBELL Asshole Admit nothing, Deny everything, DEMAND PROOF. Posts: 2,261	There is still time (MoHawk) Oct 19, 2009 11:38:41 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by TBELL on Oct 19, 2009 11:38:41 GMT -6 Congrats MoHawk!
	"Why don't you tickle your balls on your own time?" ~ Vic Mackey

Gumbyhawk Real Douchebag Iowa Football....accepting mediocrity since 1999. Posts: 5,945	There is still time (MoHawk) Oct 19, 2009 18:52:15 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Gumbyhawk on Oct 19, 2009 18:52:15 GMT -6 Congrats!!! Now, when can we start giving you shit about kids?
	Kirk Ferentz is currently 114-82 at Iowa and is the 9th highest paid coach in the nation.

Justhawks17 Real Douchebag "Piss out my ass" Posts: 5,164	There is still time (MoHawk) Oct 19, 2009 19:03:26 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Justhawks17 on Oct 19, 2009 19:03:26 GMT -6 Congrats Matt!
	royalsrock.blogspot.com/ Thats my blog page. I post about all teams, not just Iowa. Check it out. GO HAWKEYES! "Titty Sprinkles"

hawkeyedug Princess Buttercup I am repelled by wholesomeness Posts: 3,545 Tits or GTFO: Tits	There is still time (MoHawk) Oct 19, 2009 20:24:45 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by hawkeyedug on Oct 19, 2009 20:24:45 GMT -6 Oct 19, 2009 18:52:15 GMT -6 Gumbyhawk said: Congrats!!! Now, when can we start giving you shit about kids? I thought that is why they were getting married, because there was a kid on the way

Stukat Avid Spork User Ahhh...fuck it Dude. Let's get a lane. Posts: 763	There is still time (MoHawk) Oct 20, 2009 8:23:05 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Stukat on Oct 20, 2009 8:23:05 GMT -6 Congrats Mohawk. Here is to happy sailing from here on out.

Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) Real Douchebag Posts: 5,569	There is still time (MoHawk) Oct 20, 2009 11:04:52 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Oct 20, 2009 11:04:52 GMT -6 Congrats buddy! Though since I have not met your better half, I'm still not convinced you haven't paid some gal to pose with you in your pictures.
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twine Asshole 99% Posts: 2,373	There is still time (MoHawk) Oct 20, 2009 11:38:59 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by twine on Oct 20, 2009 11:38:59 GMT -6 Congrats, brotard!!! Where are you going on your honeymoon to boink for a week?
	"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one" -George Bernard Shaw

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There is still time (MoHawk) Oct 20, 2009 13:20:06 GMT -6

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Post by MoHawk on Oct 20, 2009 13:20:06 GMT -6

I can assure you there are no miniature MoHawks on the way anytime soon. We're planning on beginning to try in a couple years.

As for the honeymoon, we are waiting until next summer to go. With her schedule as a teacher, it's just too difficult to try and take off during the school year, so we'll just wait. We are thinking somewhere in the Caribbean though.

And Itheus, you'll have your chance to meet her if you can drag your happy ass to the Iowa/Indiana game on Halloween. My wedding/bday gift (since November 1 is my birthday) was tix to the game and she is coming with me.

Thanks for all the congrats guys, it's much appreciated!

If you are looking for my balls, they can be found in her purse.

Solar Stud Knight in the Court of King Venables Posts: 12,137 Tits or GTFO: Tits	There is still time (MoHawk) Oct 21, 2009 17:46:29 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Solar Stud on Oct 21, 2009 17:46:29 GMT -6 Nicely done Matty...you deserve the best and looks like you got it!
	The Rose Bowl was an over-blown hype-fest that dumb-fuck stupid Iowans priced out of everybody's grasp. It was fun for the first :11 seconds. Dumbasses.

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