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Post by NOTTHOR on Nov 2, 2009 18:24:19 GMT -6
If confronted with a semi-clean public crapper, what is your preferred method for taking a deuce? I think you can't go wrong with a floater, but watch out for the splashback.
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Post by Stukat on Nov 2, 2009 18:58:50 GMT -6
I think 'pull a floater' is what i call a 'upper decker'
Upper Decker: Holding your self above the bowl and shitting in the toilet bowl with out physical contact with the toilet.
Recently someone told me that a Upper Decker was removing the Porclean lid of water tank and dropping logs into the tank. Can anyone clarify?
I would pull a floater, or a Upper decker.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Nov 2, 2009 19:45:05 GMT -6
You are wrong, the person who corrected you is right. It's one of the coldest, most calculated forms of revenge imaginable. The turd starts to break up in the "upper deck" and then resurfaces in the bowl over time, unless removed from the upper deck. Might as well buy a new toilet. Rumor has it that the plumbers' union pays kids to do it because of its sheer destructive force.
Jesus dude, I just realized that if you were in a bar with a sketchy bathroom and you went in and deuced, having pulled a floater, and then went and announced to your buddies that you just dropped an upper decker, and someone before you really did drop an upper decker, you could have been killed by the bar owner or whoever had to clean out the upper decker. And juries in 48 states would acquit the person of murder charges. Man, the wasteland may have saved your life.
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Post by hawkeyedug on Nov 2, 2009 19:52:54 GMT -6
It's clean? Sit on it.
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Post by Mr Olympia on Nov 2, 2009 22:20:05 GMT -6
if it's an EMERGENCY, I don't have time to cover the seat in TP. I always go at home if I can wait.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Nov 2, 2009 22:22:25 GMT -6
semi-clean. A little bit of caked on piss, maybe a pube or two, a little brown-ness around the rim... |
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Post by NotMyKid on Nov 3, 2009 9:09:25 GMT -6
To avoid the splashback just put two to three long strips of TP in the bowl before you go. Crap falls on the TP not the water and your ass doesn't get wet.
problem solved.
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Post by twine on Nov 3, 2009 9:52:23 GMT -6
The only thing that makes me uncomfortable when crapping in public is a wet seat or a seat that is still warm from the last person sitting on it, creeps me out to no end.
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Post by MoHawk on Nov 3, 2009 10:24:46 GMT -6
To quote Captain O'Hagan from Super Troopers, "If you gotta go, you gotta go." Not a huge fan of deucing in public, but as was the case Saturday night in IC for me...it must be done from time to time.
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Post by TBELL on Nov 5, 2009 11:43:34 GMT -6
My number 1 rule is no deuicing in a bar.
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Post by Mr Olympia on Nov 12, 2009 12:25:00 GMT -6
^^
yep, I'd rather go outside in the alley
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