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Post by thejesus on Nov 10, 2009 17:25:41 GMT -6
This is all.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Nov 10, 2009 19:34:28 GMT -6
Well, well, well, look who comes slinking back to rub the Hawks loss in our face. fuck you pal.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Nov 10, 2009 19:50:25 GMT -6
Despite his heavy hippy ways, he's actually quite the Hawk fan. Not sure why the timing?
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Post by Stukat on Nov 11, 2009 7:52:59 GMT -6
TheJesus has egg on his face....
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Post by thejesus on Nov 11, 2009 9:28:58 GMT -6
Despite his heavy hippy ways, he's actually quite the Hawk fan. Not sure why the timing? There's no real ryhme or reason to the timing. I had just farted and felt like sharing it with people. And, contrary to BTR's belief, I do not desire to rub the Hawks loss in anyone's face. I am as saddened by this loss as the rest of ya'll. I blame myself for this loss. The cannonball drives (on the disc golf course beforehand), subsequent volcano rippings and the 20 gallons of beer I ingested during the course of the day took their toll on me during the 3rd quarter. Shamefully, I passed out, while there were probably 10-12 guests at my house watching. I apparently jinxed us. It's pretty humbling how quickly a season can turn around. A week ago, I was starting to believe that a National Championship was within reach. Now, I'm not convinced we will win another game this year. Hopefully, that is not the case and the Hawkeyes can pull off the upset this weekend. We'll see. My hiatus is officially over. Peace.
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Post by lpcalihawk on Nov 11, 2009 10:26:25 GMT -6
Welcome back, thejesus
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Post by NOTTHOR on Nov 11, 2009 12:13:25 GMT -6
No jesus, this loss is on me. Barber had two cans of Coors left in his cooler from the Michigan game. I had specifically fished around them the week before to avoid any sort of half-assed yellowbelly game jinx. So I had a Coors yellow belly at 7 in the morning, despite the fact that it was not a yellow belly game. Then, I had two more at another tailgate. Coors Lights were mixed in. I angered the yellow bellow god and cost us the game. Plus, I showered before the game. I never shower on the morning of game day because the humidity from my one additional shower changes the atmospheric conditions in the stadium and has been known to cause turnovers. Well stupid me, I got a smoking room at the casino in Riverside and couldn't stand the stench, so I showered, and I'll be damned if my shower and half ass yellow belly game didn't cost the season. The gods are not happy with me. I'm sorry fellas.
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Post by poncho72 on Nov 11, 2009 19:16:44 GMT -6
welcome back Jesus!
What the fuck BTR? If you are going to the Minny game, you better be carrying a full load in your shorts! I better smell a funk when I get to my seat!
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Post by socal on Nov 12, 2009 7:00:46 GMT -6
This thread made me come up with a theory...
Elite football players (College & Pros) are more likely than other people to encounter higher concentrations of human generated methane, due to their playing football in a stadium where many thousands of people that typically ingest large quantities of pro-methane products... where they are concentrated together for a long period of time.
I blame last week's loss on: 1) Your methane generating asses. 2) the relative lack of atmospheric wind during the game.
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