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Post by twine on Dec 24, 2009 15:43:49 GMT -6
All you really have to do is go to "Enter Clan Tag", then type in MUNG.
I'm sure we could make an application though if you want.
Here ya go:
Short Answer: (3 points each)
Name: Occupation: Address: Emergency Contact: Date of Birth: SSN: Employer: Income: Arrests: Medical History:
Favorite bar: Favorite fast food joint: Hottest woman: Poop type: Alcohol usage: Favorite band: Worst movie: Height: Weight: Visible Scars or Tatoos:
K/D ratio: Accuracy %: Time spent on COD: Win %: Class rank:
In this space, please provide details of your "go to" character class, including weapons, attachments, perks, killstreak rewards: (25 points)
Please list your general style of gameplay (e.g. camper, sniper, assaulter, run and gun, etc.), please provide some brief strategies on a couple of you favorite maps: (50 points)
Please list your shortcomings as a member of MUNG, in what areas do you lack as a proficient killing machine in Call of Duty? In what situations are you most vulnerable to be killed by enemy forces (close combat, limited visibility, getting sniped repeatedly, etc.)? (50 points)
Last, but not least, please explain in no fewer than 5000 words, what it means to be a member of the MUNG clan. As a long essay question, your essay should have a clear thesis statement, arguments for your position as well as rebuttals to any possible denials of your claims, and a conclusion that ties your arguments together while satisying the ideas of your thesis statement. (100 points)
You must earn at least 200 points based on your answers which will be reviewed by the MUNG recruiting office. Results can take 3 to 5 days to calculate. If you are accepted to clan MUNG you will be notified withing 7 days from reciept of applying.
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Post by Stukat on Dec 24, 2009 15:45:05 GMT -6
Dude, that LA-965 form is a bitch. I just dont understand why the applicant's office needs to know how the dates of my last 10 sexual experiences.
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Post by poncho72 on Dec 24, 2009 15:46:18 GMT -6
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by poncho72 on Dec 24, 2009 15:47:19 GMT -6
What does MUNG stand for?
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Post by twine on Dec 24, 2009 15:52:02 GMT -6
MUNG is what comes out of a pregnant womans vagina when you push down on her stomach.
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Post by Stukat on Dec 24, 2009 17:51:28 GMT -6
so delicately phrased...
MUNG has a different meaning in my dictionary.
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Post by twine on Dec 25, 2009 10:33:03 GMT -6
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Dec 28, 2009 11:22:22 GMT -6
Holy shit, even I find a couple of those definitions disgusting. I think I'll abide by this definition:
"The worst possible thing that could be imagined, conceived, or performed by the human mind. "
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Post by thejesus on Dec 28, 2009 11:58:31 GMT -6
I like to dip my french fries in my fiance's mung.
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Post by poncho72 on Dec 28, 2009 13:01:38 GMT -6
LOL!
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Post by Stukat on Dec 28, 2009 13:26:36 GMT -6
MUNG: Is the left over 'bud' after it goes through a vaporizor such as "the volacno"
This waste can be resmoked at a later time when supplies are sort. It will get you high.
Disclamer: this term was coined by thejesus circa 2008
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Dec 28, 2009 13:50:26 GMT -6
I thought that was called resin?
Am I that far out of the loop?
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Dec 28, 2009 13:57:14 GMT -6
I wish there was a fucking "ignore" option. I know I can just take off my headset, but I still want to talk to some people. Yesterday was awful for douchers. Shit talkers, 8 year olds screaming into the fucking mic (WTF are you doing playing COD??), people singing, and assholes that constantly talk about what they're doing...are you on crack? STOP BITCHING ABOUT "STEALING" YOUR KILLS!!!!!!!
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Post by thejesus on Dec 28, 2009 14:33:27 GMT -6
I wish there was a fucking "ignore" option. I know I can just take off my headset, but I still want to talk to some people. Yesterday was awful for douchers. Shit talkers, 8 year olds screaming into the fucking mic (WTF are you doing playing COD??), people singing, and assholes that constantly talk about what they're doing...are you on crack? STOP BITCHING ABOUT "STEALING" YOUR KILLS!!!!!!! God damn campers! God damn noob tubers! God damn spawn killers! God damn akimbo shotguns! People sure like to complain on that game. They took our jobs!
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Post by thejesus on Dec 28, 2009 14:37:29 GMT -6
I thought that was called resin? Am I that far out of the loop? Resin is what is collected on the inside of your pipes after you smoke for a while. It resembles black tar, and it stinky and sticky. You can smoke it, and it will get you pretty high. But it is messy as shit and not worth the hassle, IMO. But my opinion changes when I've been out for a few days. Mung is what I chose to call the leftover weed after you smoke it through a Volcano. The weed is still in tact, it isn't burned up. Therefore, it doesn't look like resin. It actually just looks like dried up, brown, crappy weed. But you can still smoke it and it gets you a LITTLE high. When you have nothing else, it can do the trick if you smoke enough of it. Of course, doing so, completely negates the "healthy-ness" of the Volcano.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Dec 28, 2009 14:49:43 GMT -6
I wish there was a fucking "ignore" option. I know I can just take off my headset, but I still want to talk to some people. Yesterday was awful for douchers. Shit talkers, 8 year olds screaming into the fucking mic (WTF are you doing playing COD??), people singing, and assholes that constantly talk about what they're doing...are you on crack? STOP BITCHING ABOUT "STEALING" YOUR KILLS!!!!!!! God damn campers! God damn noob tubers! God damn spawn killers! God damn akimbo shotguns! People sure like to complain on that game. They took our jobs! Exactly. Although I DO hate those fucking shotguns.
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Post by twine on Dec 28, 2009 14:52:21 GMT -6
I wish there was a fucking "ignore" option. I know I can just take off my headset, but I still want to talk to some people. Yesterday was awful for douchers. Shit talkers, 8 year olds screaming into the fucking mic (WTF are you doing playing COD??), people singing, and assholes that constantly talk about what they're doing...are you on crack? STOP BITCHING ABOUT "STEALING" YOUR KILLS!!!!!!! All you have to do to mute an individual player is to go to their name and push the A button, then it will say something like "toggle mute". During a game you can do this by pushing select, choosing the name you wish to mute, then toggling the mute to on or off. Once you have done this a red line will appear through the mic icon next to the player's name. It took me a while to figure this out, too. Makes the game far more enjoyable not listening to the legions of fucktards out there on Xbox Live.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Dec 28, 2009 15:04:32 GMT -6
Awesome, thank you.
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Post by poncho72 on Dec 28, 2009 15:49:48 GMT -6
I wish there was a fucking "ignore" option. I know I can just take off my headset, but I still want to talk to some people. Yesterday was awful for douchers. Shit talkers, 8 year olds screaming into the fucking mic (WTF are you doing playing COD??), people singing, and assholes that constantly talk about what they're doing...are you on crack? STOP BITCHING ABOUT "STEALING" YOUR KILLS!!!!!!! All you have to do to mute an individual player is to go to their name and push the A button, then it will say something like "toggle mute". During a game you can do this by pushing select, choosing the name you wish to mute, then toggling the mute to on or off. Once you have done this a red line will appear through the mic icon next to the player's name. It took me a while to figure this out, too. Makes the game far more enjoyable not listening to the legions of fucktards out there on Xbox Live. I got a headset Saturday, I've had it plugged in 2 times and I can't hear shit, I know they are talking. I used to be able to hear people coming through my tv but no more as well, maybe I switched something off. My wife thinks I'm a fucking dork now too, headset = dipshit in her book, wait til the next time I'm doing her " doggy " and say " hey baby look at me " and she turns around to see my headset on! I'm going to do it! Can't wait! It should be sometime this next year.....
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Post by thejesus on Dec 28, 2009 16:28:49 GMT -6
All you have to do to mute an individual player is to go to their name and push the A button, then it will say something like "toggle mute". During a game you can do this by pushing select, choosing the name you wish to mute, then toggling the mute to on or off. Once you have done this a red line will appear through the mic icon next to the player's name. It took me a while to figure this out, too. Makes the game far more enjoyable not listening to the legions of fucktards out there on Xbox Live. I got a headset Saturday, I've had it plugged in 2 times and I can't hear shit, I know they are talking. I used to be able to hear people coming through my tv but no more as well, maybe I switched something off. My wife thinks I'm a fucking dork now too, headset = dipshit in her book, wait til the next time I'm doing her " doggy " and say " hey baby look at me " and she turns around to see my headset on! I'm going to do it! Can't wait! It should be sometime this next year..... You may have your settings set to "Speakers only". If you click on the middle button on your controller (xbox logo), and scroll all the way to the right on your menus (can't remember which menu it is called), you should see an option that says "preferences". Click on it. It should have 3 options: Headset Only Speakers Only Both My guess is that you have the speakers only option selected. If this doesn't fix it, then you have a broken headset and I would return it.
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Post by Stukat on Dec 28, 2009 16:31:37 GMT -6
There is a option under setting that has the following option for sound:
*Headset only *TV only * both
Find that option and get it set to headset only or both. Also check that the volume is turned up on the headset.
She will get used to the headset thing.
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Post by Stukat on Dec 28, 2009 18:55:29 GMT -6
sometimes when everything is set up properly you just need to unplug and plug back in your headset. This is usually the first thing i try.
We should have a room going tonight if you get online.
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Post by poncho72 on Dec 29, 2009 11:54:51 GMT -6
Got it to work, I originally had it set up for " freinds only ", switched to everyone and now I have 8 year olds calling me " camping bitch "
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Dec 29, 2009 18:49:40 GMT -6
All you have to do to mute an individual player is to go to their name and push the A button, then it will say something like "toggle mute". During a game you can do this by pushing select, choosing the name you wish to mute, then toggling the mute to on or off. Once you have done this a red line will appear through the mic icon next to the player's name. It took me a while to figure this out, too. Makes the game far more enjoyable not listening to the legions of fucktards out there on Xbox Live. I got a headset Saturday, I've had it plugged in 2 times and I can't hear shit, I know they are talking. I used to be able to hear people coming through my tv but no more as well, maybe I switched something off. My wife thinks I'm a fucking dork now too, headset = dipshit in her book, wait til the next time I'm doing her " doggy " and say " hey baby look at me " and she turns around to see my headset on! I'm going to do it! Can't wait! It should be sometime this next year..... I vote that we just change this fucking thread to you talking about doing your wife with your headset on!! Much more interesting.
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Post by poncho72 on Dec 29, 2009 21:10:56 GMT -6
LOL! It would be a pretty lame thread, I may contribute once or twice a year......
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