Post by NOTTHOR on Jan 22, 2010 20:58:35 GMT -6
I boarded a plane in Tokyo at 7 PM on Friday night. Shortly after boarding, I ate a meal containing "beef" and consumed a few cans of beer. It started to kind of stir up my tum-tum a little bit and I went to sleep. Now, for all I know and judging by the looks on the people's faces who were sitting next to me when I arose from my long slumber, I could have been ripping ass for hours, but because I don't know that, let us assume I went for about 12 hours without farting because I was trying to hold them in because I knew how bad it would be.
So anyway, then I get off the elevator at my apartment and I had to penguin march to my apartment. I got the lock open and ran straight for the bathroom. I dropped trou and thought for sure I was going to drop a massive deuce, but it just ended up being a series of 3 90 second fart sequences with no shit coming out. So does holding your farts for 12 hours that leads to a phantom signal that you have to take a deuce but you don't really have to take a deuce you just have to fart really bad have any clinical term?
So anyway, then I get off the elevator at my apartment and I had to penguin march to my apartment. I got the lock open and ran straight for the bathroom. I dropped trou and thought for sure I was going to drop a massive deuce, but it just ended up being a series of 3 90 second fart sequences with no shit coming out. So does holding your farts for 12 hours that leads to a phantom signal that you have to take a deuce but you don't really have to take a deuce you just have to fart really bad have any clinical term?
