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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Mar 19, 2010 14:34:06 GMT -6
...since it's your birthday and shit (OLD BALLS - 30 YEARS OLD - Is this really that funny...Is this really that funny...HAHA).  |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Mar 19, 2010 16:04:39 GMT -6
Jesus is 30?!? Happy birthday brah!
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Post by twine on Mar 19, 2010 16:44:12 GMT -6
I also made a cake for you, Jesus.  |
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Mar 20, 2010 17:30:30 GMT -6
Happy b-day Jesus! Just a few more years until the balls start sagging into the toilet water when you squat to shit. Fun things to look forward to huh?  |
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Mar 24, 2010 12:54:03 GMT -6
Now he officially needs one of these:  I got to meet young thejesus yesterday. |
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Post by hawkeyedug on Mar 24, 2010 14:12:33 GMT -6
Now he officially needs one of these: I got to meet young thejesus yesterday. So Baby Jesus is here. Aren't bad things supposed to happen? |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Mar 24, 2010 22:06:17 GMT -6
Now he officially needs one of these: I got to meet young thejesus yesterday. What'd you guys fill that shit with - purple kush? AK 47? Cheese? Bubble gum? |
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Post by Dweeb8uster on Mar 25, 2010 19:45:26 GMT -6
Merry Christmas.
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Post by thejesus on Mar 29, 2010 18:20:50 GMT -6
Yes, baby Jesus has arrived. Born 3/22 at 9:37 pm. 7lbs 13oz.  He had to spend 5 days in the NICU, as he decided to eat his own shit while in the womb (meconium - SP?). This caused a lung problem and his O2 levels weren't at the appropriate level. The headband he is wearing had a thermometer underneath it and that is an IV in his hand. He's all good now though. Got him home on Friday. He just had his first checkup today and he is a healthy baby boy. He went up to 8lbs, 6 oz in 7 days. |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Mar 29, 2010 18:33:25 GMT -6
CONGRATS! Sorry he had to go to NICU, but it's great that everything worked out.
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Post by socal on Mar 29, 2010 21:08:22 GMT -6
Congrats!!! A beautiful son. (calling babies beautiful is appropriate)
How is mom?
PS - Tell BTR to fuck off, as he is visibly breathing with his mouth closed.
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Post by hawkeyedug on Mar 29, 2010 21:29:11 GMT -6
What a shit eating grin.
Was that inappropriate?
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Post by lpcalihawk on Mar 30, 2010 13:20:53 GMT -6
Congrats theJesus!! What a handsome young man!!!!! Sorry you guys had to go through NICU......it can be really scary given how fragile those little guys can be. Here's to a healthy first year!!!!
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Post by NOTTHOR on Mar 30, 2010 15:14:45 GMT -6
I'd like to cite the occasional consumption of shit as reason number 432 to get immunized if you are still noodling over that one, buddy.
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