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Post by TBELL on May 15, 2010 15:51:05 GMT -6
I recently had this debate with some co-workers. How do you bitches eat corn on the cob?
Do you:
A:) Eat it straight off the cob, like a true man/American would?
B:) Cut it off the cob first because your sandy little vaginas can't help it and you don't want to get all messy?
or
C:) Corn on the cob??
I tear that shit up straight off the cob. I would say 75% of my co-workers cut it off first, which I was kind of surprised at. I just assumed everyone eats it straight off the cob!
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Post by NOTTHOR on May 15, 2010 17:21:57 GMT -6
Straight off the cob. My ol' lady cuts that shit off, but she's from Japan so it's aight, they ain't got shit like corn on the cob over there. Your co-workers are fucking weird.
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Post by hawkeyedug on May 16, 2010 2:13:44 GMT -6
Straight off the cob. My chinky girl doesn't like corn, so we don't eat it at my house, and that is sad. He stupid chinky relatives are from Chicago and think that you are supposed to eat it with parmesan and mayo or some such shit on it.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on May 16, 2010 9:56:41 GMT -6
What the fuck? Off the cobb, brotha. Unless you're old and have dentures, it needs to be off the cobb.
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Post by lpcalihawk on May 17, 2010 8:01:49 GMT -6
Off the cob. Only cut it off the cob if you are under 2 years old or over 80 years old.
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Post by 101 on May 17, 2010 8:20:29 GMT -6
I actually cut it off the cob, then devour it. I'm not afraid of getting messy, but even my dental hygenist cannot floss between my teeth (I tell them they won't be able to....they laugh, then they fail and shake their head in disbelief...) so it's off the cob for me.
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Post by NOTTHOR on May 17, 2010 8:51:00 GMT -6
I actually cut it off the cob, then devour it. I'm not afraid of getting messy, but even my dental hygenist cannot floss between my teeth (I tell them they won't be able to....they laugh, then they fail and shake their head in disbelief...) so it's off the cob for me. Nice try pal, we all know you and Seth are rolling with dentures.
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Post by 101 on May 17, 2010 9:15:36 GMT -6
I knew I could count on you for some smart-ass, fucktard response. Thanks for meeting my expectations, asshat.
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Post by The Bluzmn on May 17, 2010 9:26:38 GMT -6
Straight off the fucking cob like any self-respecting IOWA boy would, of course. I didn't even know cutting it off the cob first was an option.
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Post by NotMyKid on May 17, 2010 10:17:30 GMT -6
off the cob, the only time in my life that I cut it off the cob (OK, my mom cut it off the cob for me) was when I was in middle school and had braces.
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Post by twine on May 17, 2010 10:52:01 GMT -6
I'll cut it off the cob usually then eat the little 1/3 pieces of corn right off the cob, tastes great and keeps the crap out of my teeth.
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Post by Gumbyhawk on May 17, 2010 19:14:25 GMT -6
Off the cob.
Some of you homos that cut it off first must be afraid of messing up your cock-tickling mustaches or some shit.
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Post by Mr Olympia on May 17, 2010 19:59:55 GMT -6
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anybody who cuts it off the cob better be sticking it in the freezer for when there is no corn.
"Thou shalt not cut thy corn off of thine cob". to do so equals an automatic suspension of the man card AND you have to wear a pink shirt until you do something badass enough to get it back.
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Post by hawkeyedug on May 18, 2010 10:06:54 GMT -6
AND you have to wear a pink shirt I wore a pink shirt yesterday. You got a problem with it?
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Post by thejesus on May 18, 2010 11:01:04 GMT -6
I like to shove the corn cobs up my ass, then squeeze really hard and pull it back out. Usually, I can get most of the kernels completely off. Then, I like to fart on the wall and call it art.
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Post by thejesus on May 18, 2010 11:01:55 GMT -6
Was that over the line?
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Post by Gumbyhawk on May 18, 2010 16:03:21 GMT -6
I like to shove the corn cobs up my ass, then squeeze really hard and pull it back out. Usually, I can get most of the kernels completely off. Then, I like to fart on the wall and call it art. Not over the line at all.
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Post by Gumbyhawk on May 18, 2010 16:06:01 GMT -6
AND you have to wear a pink shirt I wore a pink shirt yesterday. You got a problem with it? Thanks for the poll idea, Dug!!
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Post by NOTTHOR on May 18, 2010 16:38:02 GMT -6
I like to shove the corn cobs up my ass, then squeeze really hard and pull it back out. Usually, I can get most of the kernels completely off. Then, I like to fart on the wall and call it art. Not over the line at all. Cosign.
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Post by Solar Stud on May 27, 2010 6:46:18 GMT -6
I actually cut it off the cob, then devour it. I'm not afraid of getting messy, but even my dental hygenist cannot floss between my teeth (I tell them they won't be able to....they laugh, then they fail and shake their head in disbelief...) so it's off the cob for me. Nice try pal, we all know you and Seth are rolling with dentures. Prick. Actually, I do have an implant (#31 tooth, not a penile implant like BTR) which makes flossing difficult. Nevertheless....straight off the cob for me.
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Post by Master Blaster on May 27, 2010 22:51:00 GMT -6
Cut it off the cob. Caps on both front teeth. Don't want to fuck those up.
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Post by Mr Olympia on May 29, 2010 12:05:18 GMT -6
AND you have to wear a pink shirt I wore a pink shirt yesterday. You got a problem with it? yes I do, Nancy. unless your a chick which is highly possible ;D Master Chief is the only one who is allowed to cut it off the cob IMO because, well, he's Master Chief.
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Post by Master Blaster on May 29, 2010 13:15:51 GMT -6
I wore a pink shirt yesterday. You got a problem with it? yes I do, Nancy. unless your a chick which is highly possible ;D Master Chief is the only one who is allowed to cut it off the cob IMO because, well, he's Master Chief. Fucking A right!
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Post by thunderhawk on May 30, 2010 9:43:31 GMT -6
I cut it off the cob.
For a toddler.
As for myself, it's hold and chomp.
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Post by socal on May 30, 2010 10:01:21 GMT -6
Both.
During the season, on the cob.
But you should cook LOTS extra. With that, cut it off the cob put it in a Ziploc & freeze with some butter included.
In the middle of winter, - throw the bag in a pot of boiling water (without opening the bag).... mmm, tastes just like summer.
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