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Post by NOTTHOR on Jun 7, 2010 12:32:09 GMT -6
I cracked the top 100 in my age group in a competitive 10K yesterday. And I have a bum fucking hip and I started way the fuck in the back because I got there late. And I was hungover and tired from working all fucking weekend. And I have a giant fucking beer gut that's so big I can't even see my cock anymore. What'd you pussies do this weekend?
It pretty much reiterates that world class athletes like me might lose a step here or there, but we are still world fucking class athletes. Bitches.
Oh yeah, I'm chafed as all hell today and I kinda wish I didn't do it.
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Post by hawkeyedug on Jun 7, 2010 12:45:29 GMT -6
How are your nipples. My nipples get chaffed and raw all the time when I play ball. Showering hurts. Once when they got extremely raw the day before I put band-aids on them before playing the following day, it helped immensely. Eventually they build up what I guess are calluses so they chaff nearly as easily.
What was your age group? Were the age ranges in groups of one year? I might believe you if that were the case. Did they put in a special ginger division?
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Post by NotMyKid on Jun 7, 2010 13:13:53 GMT -6
I cracked the top 100 in my age group in a competitive 10K yesterday. And I have a bum fucking hip and I started way the fuck in the back because I got there late. And I was hungover and tired from working all fucking weekend. And I have a giant fucking beer gut that's so big I can't even see my cock anymore. What'd you pussies do this weekend? It pretty much reiterates that world class athletes like me might lose a step here or there, but we are still world fucking class athletes. Bitches. Oh yeah, I'm chafed as all hell today and I kinda wish I didn't do it. Must of been pretty hot wearing that red sweater. |
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Post by The Bluzmn on Jun 7, 2010 13:57:41 GMT -6
He didn't tell you that there were only 101 people in his age group.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Jun 7, 2010 15:40:40 GMT -6
I cracked the top 100 in my age group in a competitive 10K yesterday. And I have a bum fucking hip and I started way the fuck in the back because I got there late. And I was hungover and tired from working all fucking weekend. And I have a giant fucking beer gut that's so big I can't even see my cock anymore. What'd you pussies do this weekend? It pretty much reiterates that world class athletes like me might lose a step here or there, but we are still world fucking class athletes. Bitches. Oh yeah, I'm chafed as all hell today and I kinda wish I didn't do it. Congrats on your achievement...but it's not quite as hard core as one of our resident Wastelanders (who also has a birthday today):  |
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Jun 7, 2010 17:51:20 GMT -6
I cracked the top 100 in my age group in a competitive 10K yesterday. And I have a bum fucking hip and I started way the fuck in the back because I got there late. And I was hungover and tired from working all fucking weekend. And I have a giant fucking beer gut that's so big I can't even see my cock anymore. What'd you pussies do this weekend? It pretty much reiterates that world class athletes like me might lose a step here or there, but we are still world fucking class athletes. Bitches. Oh yeah, I'm chafed as all hell today and I kinda wish I didn't do it. Not too bad there, BTR! Congrats! As for me, rolled out of bed at about 6:45am on Saturday in order to get to a 10-hour aerobic boxing instructor certification course. Ten fucking hours. This including 4 separate work outs mixed in with classroom instruction on kinesiology and shit. Plus a final exam. On Sunday, rolled out of bed at 6:15am so I could golf with my Old Man and brother for our annual Father's Day golf outing (early this year as the Old Man and Old Lady will be traveling over Dad's Day). Walked 18 holes. Now consider that all of this was done with a torn meniscus in my knee and the knee was swollen about twice it's normal size (at least on Saturday). At least I didn't chafe anything. And I golfed fairly well actually. Sure as hell don't plan to do that shit this weekend though.... I am actually sleeping in for once! |
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Jun 7, 2010 17:52:26 GMT -6
I cracked the top 100 in my age group in a competitive 10K yesterday. And I have a bum fucking hip and I started way the fuck in the back because I got there late. And I was hungover and tired from working all fucking weekend. And I have a giant fucking beer gut that's so big I can't even see my cock anymore. What'd you pussies do this weekend? It pretty much reiterates that world class athletes like me might lose a step here or there, but we are still world fucking class athletes. Bitches. Oh yeah, I'm chafed as all hell today and I kinda wish I didn't do it. Congrats on your achievement...but it's not quite as hard core as one of our resident Wastelanders (who also has a birthday today): WHY???  |
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Post by hawkeyedug on Jun 7, 2010 21:55:54 GMT -6
That shower had to hurt.
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Post by thejesus on Jun 8, 2010 6:37:14 GMT -6
Running to the point where your nipples bleed. Now that's good fun.
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Post by twine on Jun 8, 2010 8:22:03 GMT -6
Well, my nipples are growing back, that's a relief. Next time I'll be sure to put tape over them or some vasoline or something. New shoes are in order as well, my feet and lower legs were pretty damn sore. I ran it in 1 hour and 57 minutes, not great but not bad. I'll admit I had to walk a little bit near the end.
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Jun 8, 2010 19:07:35 GMT -6
Seriously though... WHY? Did running this thing get you laid or something? |
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Post by thejesus on Jun 9, 2010 7:00:42 GMT -6
While I personally don't see the appeal, I understand the why. There's nothing wrong with challenging yourself.
I believe it was Jeffrey Lebowski (the other Jeffrey Lebowski ... the millionare) who opined on the importance of:
"challenges met, obstacles overcome, competitors bested"
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Jun 9, 2010 18:34:34 GMT -6
Maybe it's the running thing I don't get. Seems like a waste if you aren't allow to hit someone every 40-50 yards.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jun 9, 2010 18:46:16 GMT -6
Maybe it's the running thing I don't get. Seems like a waste if you aren't allow to hit someone every 40-50 yards. I'm a fat lazy sack of shit, but I know I need to keep my ticker in somewhat decent shape or else I'm gonna have a gripper at around 52. Running is a good way to do that, I think. The sheer quantity and quality of the ass that congregates on the lake front on a nice Saturday morning is simply amazing and makes the run go by much smoother. In fact, in my 10k, I settled in at a nice pace behind this little piece of ass in some really short grey spandex for at least two miles and the time just flew by. |
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Post by barber on Jun 10, 2010 17:08:25 GMT -6
OK, after a long hiatus, the Barber is back. I simply couldn't take reading BTR cry about his bullshit 100 yard dash. What he's not telling you is that it was part of the types of races where everyone gets a ribbon.
What a tool...
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Jun 10, 2010 18:24:19 GMT -6
BTR- you gonna post a pic of your Special Olympics ribbon you "won" or not?
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