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Post by NOTTHOR on Jun 14, 2010 9:47:58 GMT -6
And why do his bags cost so much?
So I took a fucking ballpunch all weekend, came home from work around 7 on Saturday and my old lady had a god damn new Jimmy Choo bag that cost fucking $1100. She then told me that it was like she "earned" $700 because it was discounted from $1800. Fuck.
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Post by 101 on Jun 14, 2010 9:57:20 GMT -6
She "saved" you lots of $$$$. You picked her, right? I guess you picked her and her shopping habits as well. No wonder you need to work such long hours with those types of shopping sprees. And why do his bags cost so much? So I took a fucking ballpunch all weekend, came home from work around 7 on Saturday and my old lady had a god damn new Jimmy Choo bag that cost fucking $1100. She then told me that it was like she "earned" $700 because it was discounted from $1800. Fuck. |
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Post by hawkeyedug on Jun 14, 2010 9:59:40 GMT -6
I thought asians were good at math.
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Post by thejesus on Jun 14, 2010 11:01:34 GMT -6
$1100 purse?
That's at least 50 solid BJ's.
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Post by Mr Olympia on Jun 14, 2010 11:23:48 GMT -6
from an escort. you can get them right in front of her and she can't get mad either. that's the deal I'd throw down in front of her
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Post by twine on Jun 14, 2010 11:58:19 GMT -6
And why do his bags cost so much? So I took a fucking ballpunch all weekend, came home from work around 7 on Saturday and my old lady had a god damn new Jimmy Choo bag that cost fucking $1100. She then told me that it was like she "earned" $700 because it was discounted from $1800. Fuck. You went to law school so you could afford to waste your money on buying your old lady $1100 handbags. Wow! You are a fucking idiot. Way to work your way out of the gutter you were born in just to get shit allover.  |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jun 14, 2010 14:03:55 GMT -6
And why do his bags cost so much? So I took a fucking ballpunch all weekend, came home from work around 7 on Saturday and my old lady had a god damn new Jimmy Choo bag that cost fucking $1100. She then told me that it was like she "earned" $700 because it was discounted from $1800. Fuck. You went to law school so you could afford to waste your money on buying your old lady $1100 handbags. Wow! You are a fucking idiot. Way to work your way out of the gutter you were born in just to get shit allover. Well, ma took the cash out of "her" account and she is cheaper than me, so one splurge item in 9 years of marriage ain't too bad in the grand scheme. |
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Post by twine on Jun 14, 2010 14:51:57 GMT -6
Well, ma took the cash out of "her" account and she is cheaper than me, so one splurge item in 9 years of marriage ain't too bad in the grand scheme. Just breakin' your balls, brah. |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jun 14, 2010 15:56:33 GMT -6
Yeah, I know. I guess I forgot that I sent barber 15 large for football tickets and at least Ma will still have that purse in 2 years, whereas I'll only have memories and a damaged liver in 2 years from my expenses.
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Jun 14, 2010 17:50:49 GMT -6
I thought asians were good at math. Jimmy Choo is.  |
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Post by The Bluzmn on Jun 14, 2010 17:53:16 GMT -6
I thought asians were good at math. Jimmy Choo is. Well-played, sir. |
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Post by hawkeyescott on Jun 14, 2010 19:52:03 GMT -6
Well, ma took the cash out of "her" account and she is cheaper than me, so one splurge item in 9 years of marriage ain't too bad in the grand scheme. The problem is this one splurged item will now lead to 2, 3, 4 etc.. bince you didn't put the fucking hammer down after 1. |
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jun 14, 2010 20:28:45 GMT -6
Well, ma took the cash out of "her" account and she is cheaper than me, so one splurge item in 9 years of marriage ain't too bad in the grand scheme. The problem is this one splurged item will now lead to 2, 3, 4 etc.. bince you didn't put the fucking hammer down after 1. Oh it's str8 cash homey - I've got a firm ass pimp hand. |
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Post by socal on Jun 15, 2010 6:48:26 GMT -6
And why do his bags cost so much? So I took a fucking ballpunch all weekend, came home from work around 7 on Saturday and my old lady had a god damn new Jimmy Choo bag that cost fucking $1100. She then told me that it was like she "earned" $700 because it was discounted from $1800. Fuck. Whether accurate or not, after reading your post - I envisioned Jimmy Choo as being this dude: |
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Post by TBELL on Jun 16, 2010 10:31:49 GMT -6
The problem is this one splurged item will now lead to 2, 3, 4 etc.. bince you didn't put the fucking hammer down after 1. Oh it's str8 cash homey - I've got a firm ass pimp hand. |
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Post by hawkeyedug on Jun 16, 2010 11:44:20 GMT -6
When she said she had bought some Jimmy Choo's did you shit a brick when she said that she paid $1100 for a pair of Nike sneakers as you originally though she had bought some gym shoes, and it was just her asian accent?
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Post by thejesus on Jun 16, 2010 12:32:03 GMT -6
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Post by Solar Stud on Jun 16, 2010 18:16:48 GMT -6
BTR...you'd be better off putting that $1100 into that piece-of-shit, bug infested, booze-reeking bucket of bolts you and Brad call your motorhome. Even a fifty cent-per-blowjob ISU slut would have second thoughts about giving you head in that thing.  |
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Post by poncho72 on Jun 16, 2010 20:29:22 GMT -6
When she said she had bought some Jimmy Choo's did you shit a brick when she said that she paid $1100 for a pair of Nike sneakers as you originally though she had bought some gym shoes, and it was just her asian accent? LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! |
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