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Post by Solar Stud on Jun 16, 2010 18:06:30 GMT -6
How did this Blackshirt fella find out about the board? If the 56 has something to do with his age he has to be friends with Ron or Seth. I can take no credit twinester for Mr. 56's questionable decision to join you dumbasses for a weekly written fonging. Oh...BTW...I'll be moving to IC in August, so when you young pups come begging for a place to crash and puke after the Iowa games....it would be best to treat us "seasoned" posters with respect!
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Post by Solar Stud on Jun 16, 2010 18:12:06 GMT -6
Thanks for the welcome. Did you know if you hit a midget in the head with a stick, he will turn into 40 gold coins? FYI. It's that type of shit that should get you instant cred on this board. ...as will sleeping with BTR's mom.
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Post by 101 on Jun 16, 2010 18:13:50 GMT -6
In her camper at Cutty's in DSM. It's that type of shit that should get you instant cred on this board. ...as will sleeping with BTR's mom.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Jun 16, 2010 18:37:49 GMT -6
How did this Blackshirt fella find out about the board? If the 56 has something to do with his age he has to be friends with Ron or Seth. I can take no credit twinester for Mr. 56's questionable decision to join you dumbasses for a weekly written fonging. Oh...BTW...I'll be moving to IC in August, so when you young pups come begging for a place to crash and puke after the Iowa games....it would be best to treat us "seasoned" posters with respect! No shit?? Congrats on the move.
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Post by Solar Stud on Jun 16, 2010 18:43:06 GMT -6
I can take no credit twinester for Mr. 56's questionable decision to join you dumbasses for a weekly written fonging. Oh...BTW...I'll be moving to IC in August, so when you young pups come begging for a place to crash and puke after the Iowa games....it would be best to treat us "seasoned" posters with respect! No shit?? Congrats on the move. Yes sir...Aug 1st...my pad won't be like Ron's Hilton, but it'll be homey, open at all hours, cold beer in the fridge and a puke bucket near the guest bed...what more could you want?
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Jun 16, 2010 18:46:19 GMT -6
No shit?? Congrats on the move. Yes sir...Aug 1st...my pad won't be like Ron's Hilton, but it'll be homey, open at all hours, cold beer in the fridge and a puke bucket near the guest bed...what more could you want? Just please tell me you're not putting a molester room in the basement. I find those rather tasteless.
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Post by Solar Stud on Jun 16, 2010 19:07:36 GMT -6
Yes sir...Aug 1st...my pad won't be like Ron's Hilton, but it'll be homey, open at all hours, cold beer in the fridge and a puke bucket near the guest bed...what more could you want? Just please tell me you're not putting a molester room in the basement. I find those rather tasteless. Nope...BTR and company will have to sleep in their Winney-Bago, parked on off-street parking.
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Post by Solar Stud on Jun 16, 2010 19:08:09 GMT -6
Oh...BTW...back on topic....welcome Mr. 56!
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Jun 16, 2010 20:11:30 GMT -6
Isn't the crapping your pants at work thread what got you degnerates banned from the old Nation? No, the banning came from that fuckstick Secret 8 talking shit about me and barber. Secret 8 was all talking shit about how he didn't like our cougar stories (that was back when barber lived in Chi and we hit the triangle weekly). So then Miller pipes in and says "I'm not really a fan of BTR and barber's cougar stories, either." So then I took that quote and changed it to read "I'm not really a fan of ... BTR." - Jen Miller and put it in my signature. Then barber started calling him Jan Miller and Miller didn't know we were just fucking around so he dropped the ban hammer on us for no good fucking reason. Luckily, he moved the Nation off of Scout and now I am back on there, but the peeps just aren't the same. Like today, GDR was asking how to clear up sewer gas and I recommended a mixture of bleach and ammonia and then suddenly I'm the bad fucking guy. They just don't get me over there. Yep. I remember it well. Jen Miller was pretty heavy on the ban button back then. Me personally, I got the axe by bumping a ton of threads that showed his hypocracy (ex: topics he let run because some of his peeps started them whereas he would ban us for the same shit). Whatev... it all turned out well. Except this DOES just go to show you that BTR is the ultimate cocksucking traitor. BTR started this fucking board from that whole ban mess and then he goes back over to Miller begging to suck his balls? WTF, BTR?
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Post by hawkeyedug on Jun 16, 2010 21:56:26 GMT -6
Umm hey fuckface, what makes you think my old lady didn't buy me? I just brought that up because a couple of weeks ago some weirdo stopped us as were were leaving Wal-mart (go figure). The following conversation took place: Weirdo : (to GF) Hey, are you filipino? GF: Yes Weirdo : Cool, my wife is filipino. How long have you been here? GF: Um, I've been in Iowa about 2 years, but I'm originally from around Chicago. Weirdo : (to me) Did you have to go and get her? Me : No, I found her in Iowa. Weirdo : You're lucky. We high tailed it out of there at that point. I wanted to respond back that not all filipino were brought here by creepy dudes who have to buy their wives out of the sex slave trade. Then I had to endure the GF getting on my case about how Iowans are all ignorant racists and she hates that she moved to Iowa for me and we better be moving back to Illinois at some point. I then reminded her that not all Iowans are racist (see me, luckily inappropriate jokes and stereotyping does not a racist make) and pointed out that not Illinoisy-ans are enlightened, for instance the dude at that big ass horrible mall in Schaumberg that made a comment within her ears range of "all the chinks" that were out that day.
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Post by socal on Jun 16, 2010 22:50:31 GMT -6
Umm hey fuckface, what makes you think my old lady didn't buy me? That thought came to mind when the ginger genes were being discussed above. Guys, there is 0 (Zero) chance of his genes being passed on when Ralph is always the downward facing bottom in their relationship. That said, the possibility remains that Mrs. BTR could become enamored with "Ian" the Celtic schlong, and spit out a ginger kid... but it wouldn't be Ralph's.
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Post by NotMyKid on Jun 17, 2010 7:54:53 GMT -6
Umm hey fuckface, what makes you think my old lady didn't buy me? That thought came to mind when the ginger genes were being discussed above. Guys, there is 0 (Zero) chance of his genes being passed on when Ralph is always the downward facing bottom in their relationship. That said, the possibility remains that Mrs. BTR could become enamored with "Ian" the Celtic schlong, and spit out a ginger kid... but it wouldn't be Ralph's. An Asian ginger. Good god would I feel sorry for that kid! ;D
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Post by twine on Jun 17, 2010 8:17:48 GMT -6
Once I get my computer up and running I'll photoshop what BTR's kids will look like.
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Post by hawkeyescott on Jun 17, 2010 12:28:34 GMT -6
No, the banning came from that fuckstick Secret 8 talking shit about me and barber. Secret 8 was all talking shit about how he didn't like our cougar stories (that was back when barber lived in Chi and we hit the triangle weekly). So then Miller pipes in and says "I'm not really a fan of BTR and barber's cougar stories, either." So then I took that quote and changed it to read "I'm not really a fan of ... BTR." - Jen Miller and put it in my signature. Then barber started calling him Jan Miller and Miller didn't know we were just fucking around so he dropped the ban hammer on us for no good fucking reason. Luckily, he moved the Nation off of Scout and now I am back on there, but the peeps just aren't the same. Like today, GDR was asking how to clear up sewer gas and I recommended a mixture of bleach and ammonia and then suddenly I'm the bad fucking guy. They just don't get me over there. Yep. I remember it well. Jen Miller was pretty heavy on the ban button back then. Me personally, I got the axe by bumping a ton of threads that showed his hypocracy (ex: topics he let run because some of his peeps started them whereas he would ban us for the same shit). Whatev... it all turned out well. Except this DOES just go to show you that BTR is the ultimate cocksucking traitor. BTR started this fucking board from that whole ban mess and then he goes back over to Miller begging to suck his balls? WTF, BTR? Have you seen how some of those dumb fucks over at Jon's site fall for the shit BTR post? It is fucking hilarious at some of the shit people believe and can't figure out when a person is joking.
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Post by Solar Stud on Jun 17, 2010 12:34:11 GMT -6
OK4P, I predict, will be banned by the end of the month
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Post by hawkeyescott on Jun 17, 2010 12:40:56 GMT -6
OK4P, I predict, will be banned by the end of the month I hope not because the thread about him taking the dudes keys is starting to turn into legendary status with him now wanting to kick someones ass.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Jun 17, 2010 13:00:22 GMT -6
BTR, I've been giving you positive rep brah.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jun 17, 2010 14:29:35 GMT -6
OK4P, I predict, will be banned by the end of the month I hope not because the thread about him taking the dudes keys is starting to turn into legendary status with him now wanting to kick someones ass. That's not just someone, that's barber. DON'T FUCKING GO SPILLING THE BEANS ON THAT, ASSHOLES. barber's trying to think of an epic way for us to realize we not only know each other, but that we actually share season tickets.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Jun 17, 2010 14:44:29 GMT -6
I hope not because the thread about him taking the dudes keys is starting to turn into legendary status with him now wanting to kick someones ass. That's not just someone, that's barber. DON'T FUCKING GO SPILLING THE BEANS ON THAT, ASSHOLES. barber's trying to think of an epic way for us to realize we not only know each other, but that we actually share season tickets. I kind of figured, but hilarious nonetheless.
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Post by twine on Jun 17, 2010 16:40:14 GMT -6
Is that guy Happy Chef some dude you made up? That thread is hilarious, I especially liked the quip about giving roundhouse kicks to the chops at Ron's tailgate spot. Classic stuff.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jun 17, 2010 16:56:39 GMT -6
Is that guy Happy Chef some dude you made up? That thread is hilarious, I especially liked the quip about giving roundhouse kicks to the chops at Ron's tailgate spot. Classic stuff. No, it's barber. He used to work at Happy Chef in Missourrah Valley, Iowa, hence the name.
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Post by hawkeyedug on Jun 17, 2010 19:17:40 GMT -6
Wow, my best friend was also "THE Happy Chef" in Algona at one point. . I'm REALLY fucking pissed at you guys like Seth, and Twine, and Spank for outing BTR over there. If those fucking retards don't get his humor don't let them in on it. God damn it. Now that he is outed the funny will all come to a end relatively shortly. BTR, I request that you register under a new name and start over. FUCK ALL OF YOU.
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Post by Earl on Jun 17, 2010 20:53:40 GMT -6
If those fucking retards don't get his humor don't let them in on it. God damn it. Now that he is outed the funny will all come to a end relatively shortly. This...there are some gullibles over there!
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Post by Solar Stud on Jun 17, 2010 22:27:57 GMT -6
Wow, my best friend was also "THE Happy Chef" in Algona at one point. . I'm REALLY fucking pissed at you guys like Seth, and Twine, and Spank for outing BTR over there. If those fucking retards don't get his humor don't let them in on it. God damn it. Now that he is outed the funny will all come to a end relatively shortly. BTR, I request that you register under a new name and start over. FUCK ALL OF YOU. Damm Dug...take a chill pill....and I can honestly say I wasn't the first to rat out BTR...thank you....thank you very much.
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Post by TBELL on Jun 18, 2010 1:22:11 GMT -6
Did Jan Miller catch on?? Some of those idiots over there have no clue who BTR is...the thread about the keys is fucking priceless!!!!
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