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Post by NOTTHOR on Jun 15, 2010 13:17:41 GMT -6
Looks like he just registered. There's only three rules pal:
1) No hardcore porn on the main board 2) Don't just cut and paste shit in an infringing manner on this board 3) don't be too big of a douche in general
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Post by blackshirt56 on Jun 15, 2010 13:34:29 GMT -6
Looks like he just registered. There's only three rules pal: 1) No hardcore porn on the main board 2) Don't just cut and paste shit in an infringing manner on this board 3) don't be too big of a douche in general 1.) No problem. I save the hardcore stuff for the Asian slavery ring I control. 2.) Pretty common rule on boards, no prob there. 3.) So I can get by then with low to mid-level douche-baggery? SIGN ME UP. Lifelong Husker fan. A lot of my family is split down the middle, Husker fans and Hawk fans, so I have always been a Hawkeye supporter unless it was a rare time they played Nebraska. I couldn't be more pleased to have the Huskers in a real conference. I have seen this board a few times and have found it to be amusing in its vulgarity.
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Post by lpcalihawk on Jun 15, 2010 13:37:50 GMT -6
"Blackshirt" gave it away that he's a Husker fan. Welcome to the board. Have you adopted any of Lawrence Phillips' illegitimate children lately?
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Post by blackshirt56 on Jun 15, 2010 13:39:52 GMT -6
"Blackshirt" gave it away that he's a Husker fan. Welcome to the board. Have you adopted any of Lawrence Phillips' illegitimate children lately? If by adopted, you mean "hid them in a ditch", then yes.
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Post by lpcalihawk on Jun 15, 2010 13:41:46 GMT -6
"Blackshirt" gave it away that he's a Husker fan. Welcome to the board. Have you adopted any of Lawrence Phillips' illegitimate children lately? If by adopted, you mean "hid them in a ditch", then yes. Hide them next to his Nebraska degree.......then they'll never be found
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Post by thejesus on Jun 15, 2010 14:21:59 GMT -6
Welcome.
Most of the people on this board are dicks, pussies, assholes, cock suckers, pretentious pricks, morons, shit for brains, or some combination of the aforementioned adjectives.
Fair warning.
I, on the other hand, am totally cool.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Jun 15, 2010 14:40:51 GMT -6
Bottom line is that there's a lot of fucking love on this board as evidenced by thejesus' (the ultimate fucknob) post.
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Post by twine on Jun 15, 2010 14:53:58 GMT -6
How did this Blackshirt fella find out about the board? If the 56 has something to do with his age he has to be friends with Ron or Seth.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Jun 15, 2010 14:56:15 GMT -6
Word gets around.
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Post by lpcalihawk on Jun 15, 2010 15:11:43 GMT -6
He probably saw the "Crapping my Pants at Work" thread which made its way around Big Ten message boards.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jun 15, 2010 15:27:07 GMT -6
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Jun 15, 2010 15:45:04 GMT -6
Isn't the crapping your pants at work thread what got you degnerates banned from the old Nation?
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jun 15, 2010 16:01:01 GMT -6
Isn't the crapping your pants at work thread what got you degnerates banned from the old Nation? No, the banning came from that fuckstick Secret 8 talking shit about me and barber. Secret 8 was all talking shit about how he didn't like our cougar stories (that was back when barber lived in Chi and we hit the triangle weekly). So then Miller pipes in and says "I'm not really a fan of BTR and barber's cougar stories, either." So then I took that quote and changed it to read "I'm not really a fan of ... BTR." - Jen Miller and put it in my signature. Then barber started calling him Jan Miller and Miller didn't know we were just fucking around so he dropped the ban hammer on us for no good fucking reason. Luckily, he moved the Nation off of Scout and now I am back on there, but the peeps just aren't the same. Like today, GDR was asking how to clear up sewer gas and I recommended a mixture of bleach and ammonia and then suddenly I'm the bad fucking guy. They just don't get me over there.
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Post by 101 on Jun 15, 2010 16:19:12 GMT -6
I remember that situation well. Good thing is that those of us over here get you completely. You're a fucktard that is full of shit 98% of the time. We beat on you, and you take it. Works for me. Isn't the crapping your pants at work thread what got you degnerates banned from the old Nation? No, the banning came from that fuckstick Secret 8 talking shit about me and barber. Secret 8 was all talking shit about how he didn't like our cougar stories (that was back when barber lived in Chi and we hit the triangle weekly). So then Miller pipes in and says "I'm not really a fan of BTR and barber's cougar stories, either." So then I took that quote and changed it to read "I'm not really a fan of ... BTR." - Jen Miller and put it in my signature. Then barber started calling him Jan Miller and Miller didn't know we were just fucking around so he dropped the ban hammer on us for no good fucking reason. Luckily, he moved the Nation off of Scout and now I am back on there, but the peeps just aren't the same. Like today, GDR was asking how to clear up sewer gas and I recommended a mixture of bleach and ammonia and then suddenly I'm the bad fucking guy. They just don't get me over there.
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Post by hawkeyedug on Jun 15, 2010 18:49:30 GMT -6
We beat on you, and you take it. Works for me. He's a fucking ginger. It is all he knows.
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Post by 101 on Jun 16, 2010 6:54:54 GMT -6
BTR = Iowa State?
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jun 16, 2010 7:51:16 GMT -6
Look cockgobblers, I ain't a fucking ginger. I am a daywalker and I carry the ginger gene, but I am married to an Asian gal so the gene will not be passed on. What the fuck more do you want from me assholes?
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Jun 16, 2010 8:05:14 GMT -6
So your offspring with be a ginger that's good at math...
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Post by lpcalihawk on Jun 16, 2010 8:58:55 GMT -6
Not the one I had in mind. The original I wrote on the old board made its way to the Illini board and a couple of others if I'm not mistaken. I figured that's how some people have learned of the great minds of lpcalihawk, BTR, socal, and Dr. Dunder.
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Post by TBELL on Jun 16, 2010 10:21:39 GMT -6
So your offspring with be a ginger that's good at math... LOL!! Welcome aboard blackshirt!
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Post by blackshirt56 on Jun 16, 2010 11:17:29 GMT -6
Thanks for the welcome.
Did you know if you hit a midget in the head with a stick, he will turn into 40 gold coins?
FYI.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Jun 16, 2010 11:20:26 GMT -6
Thanks for the welcome. Did you know if you hit a midget in the head with a stick, he will turn into 40 gold coins? FYI. It's that type of shit that should get you instant cred on this board.
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Post by thejesus on Jun 16, 2010 11:38:45 GMT -6
Thanks for the welcome. Did you know if you hit a midget in the head with a stick, he will turn into 40 gold coins? FYI. It's that type of shit that should get you instant cred on this board. Yes ... referencing blood farts is another good method.
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Post by hawkeyedug on Jun 16, 2010 11:40:11 GMT -6
Look cockgobblers, I ain't a fucking ginger. I am a daywalker and I carry the ginger gene, but I am married to an Asian gal so the gene will not be passed on. What the fuck more do you want from me assholes? You see BTR, this is the kind of shit that makes me like you. Back in the day natural selection would have eliminated you. Bince good shit like natural selection isn't allowed anymore you went out of your way to go to Japan and buy you an asian chick so that your shitty genes recessive genes will be get their ass kicked by the dominant asian genes. I respect and commend you very much for that. Just like my girls cousin allowed her bf to "accidentally" knock her up because he is a strong guy, but is a Pollack, so he is fucking stupid, and she is asian with a degree in nuclear radiology (or some such smart sounding thing) so their offspring should turn out nice and strong, but not pollack retarded. Too bad they decided to name their son Lukasz (yeah, there is a random "z" thrown onto the end there, must be some stupid polish shit).
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jun 16, 2010 14:26:55 GMT -6
Umm hey fuckface, what makes you think my old lady didn't buy me?
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