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Post by Mr Olympia on Jul 5, 2010 12:11:13 GMT -6
1) one must eat corn off the cob (unless said circumstances prevent him from doing so, he is going to freeze it for later consumption, or is a member of the armed forces)
2) a man never wears a pink shirt
3) only a doctor and a significant other/girlfriend/kinky ass slut is allowed to feel inside a man's ass. the latter it's ok to enjoy, the former it's ok to enjoy IF the doctor is female.
add your's
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Post by hawkeyedug on Jul 5, 2010 16:45:49 GMT -6
Thinks this list is bullshit and doesn't care what you think.
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Post by Mr Olympia on Jul 5, 2010 16:51:59 GMT -6
*revokes dug's man-card for insolent behavior*
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Jul 5, 2010 18:11:33 GMT -6
Thou shalt not watch "Sex and the City" in any form, be it television, DVD, Blu-Ray, or in the theater.
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Post by Solar Stud on Jul 5, 2010 19:26:24 GMT -6
Shall never ever ever carry a man bag or purse or whatever they call it.
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Post by twine on Jul 5, 2010 20:34:10 GMT -6
Thou shall not go to music festivals in body paint, that is a right reserved exclusively for chicks. Some ghey dudes at the 80/35 festival were doing this.
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Post by hawkeyedug on Jul 5, 2010 20:42:04 GMT -6
I never went to pick up a man card. I have no need for it. I guess unlike the majority of you my gender is easy to determine visually.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Jul 5, 2010 21:03:06 GMT -6
I never went to pick up a man card. I have no need for it. I guess unlike the majority of you my gender is easy to determine visually. Oh just play the game Mr. Buzzkillington.
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Post by Mr Olympia on Jul 5, 2010 21:05:31 GMT -6
I never went to pick up a man card. I have no need for it. I guess unlike the majority of you my gender is easy to determine visually. let it be known that dug is a female to male transgender, thus the reason for never getting a man-card
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Post by Mr Olympia on Jul 5, 2010 21:07:42 GMT -6
oh, and:
"thou shalt not get a pedicure under any circumstances"
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Post by hawkeyedug on Jul 5, 2010 22:43:20 GMT -6
oh, and: "thou shalt not get a pedicure under any circumstances" What about a manicure, as long you are black?
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Post by Mr Olympia on Jul 6, 2010 12:12:22 GMT -6
manicures are a "gray area" because sometimes your GF/wife will make you get them unfortunately. I guess as long as you don't get your nails painted, even with that clear coat stuff. Just don't tell anybody about it.
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Post by NotMyKid on Jul 6, 2010 14:09:10 GMT -6
starting a thread talking about all the hot women you saw in bikinis over the weekend with out including photo evidence is not allowed, and total BS.
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Post by lpcalihawk on Jul 7, 2010 7:45:48 GMT -6
Thou shalt not watch "Sex and the City" in any form, be it television, DVD, Blu-Ray, or in the theater. Does tugging one out count as watching?
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Jul 7, 2010 9:31:37 GMT -6
Thou shalt not watch "Sex and the City" in any form, be it television, DVD, Blu-Ray, or in the theater. Does tugging one out count as watching? Who the hell on that show would you tug one out to??
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Post by thejesus on Jul 7, 2010 13:41:54 GMT -6
Samantha is sexy dude. She may be a GILF, but I would still ... ya know
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Jul 7, 2010 19:12:59 GMT -6
Samantha is sexy dude. She may be a GILF, but I would still ... ya know You know one of the slut's NAMES??? Man card. Now.
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Jul 7, 2010 19:14:08 GMT -6
I never went to pick up a man card. I have no need for it. I guess unlike the majority of you my gender is easy to determine visually. Did someone's feelings get hurt in this thread?
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Post by thejesus on Jul 7, 2010 20:20:23 GMT -6
Samantha is sexy dude. She may be a GILF, but I would still ... ya know You know one of the slut's NAMES??? Man card. Now. I only know because I had Mediacom once, and Sex and the City - on demand. I didn't have skinimax, or access to any porn....so I rubbed a few out to Sex and the City. They used to show her titties quite a bit if I remember correctly. LOL .... I know, it's sad.
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Post by hawkeyedug on Jul 7, 2010 20:20:28 GMT -6
I believe I've always held this stance.
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Jul 7, 2010 21:27:34 GMT -6
You know one of the slut's NAMES??? Man card. Now. I only know because I had Mediacom once, and Sex and the City - on demand. I didn't have skinimax, or access to any porn....so I rubbed a few out to Sex and the City. They used to show her titties quite a bit if I remember correctly. LOL .... I know, it's sad. Yes. Yes, it is.
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Post by Master Blaster on Jul 7, 2010 21:42:32 GMT -6
Rubbing one out to that show qualifies you for probation I say. I mean, you had to watch it to rub one out, but you were in for the skin, so it keeps you from being totally disqualifed.
My man card rule: Wearing any type of makeup, unless in a heavy metal band or suffering from third degree burns, pretty much sacrifices the man card.
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Post by Mr Olympia on Jul 8, 2010 11:20:29 GMT -6
You know one of the slut's NAMES??? Man card. Now. I only know because I had Mediacom once, and Sex and the City - on demand. I didn't have skinimax, or access to any porn....so I rubbed a few out to Sex and the City. They used to show her titties quite a bit if I remember correctly. LOL .... I know, it's sad. back in the old days, we used to use our imagination.
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Post by thejesus on Jul 8, 2010 11:54:20 GMT -6
I only know because I had Mediacom once, and Sex and the City - on demand. I didn't have skinimax, or access to any porn....so I rubbed a few out to Sex and the City. They used to show her titties quite a bit if I remember correctly. LOL .... I know, it's sad. back in the old days, we used to use our imagination. I used to have a pretty large mental spank bank collection. But once I discovered visual stimuli, there was no going back.
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Post by Solar Stud on Jul 8, 2010 12:18:09 GMT -6
You never ever sleep in the wet spot
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