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Post by lpcalihawk on Jul 8, 2010 15:14:40 GMT -6
You know one of the slut's NAMES??? Man card. Now. I only know because I had Mediacom once, and Sex and the City - on demand. I didn't have skinimax, or access to any porn....so I rubbed a few out to Sex and the City. They used to show her titties quite a bit if I remember correctly. LOL .... I know, it's sad.  +1 |
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Post by The Bluzmn on Jul 8, 2010 15:21:08 GMT -6
Thou shalt not complain of pain from a tattoo. You can become exempt from this rule if you get enough work, but it has to be a lot, and then only to other heavily-tattooed freaks like yourself. You do not need to ask when you qualify for the exemption, you will know.
Thou shalt not ever listen to the music of Brittany Spears or her type. I am such a strict adherent to this rule that I do not know any of the other pop bitches that fall into this category.
Thou shalt not ever admit to rubbing one out to Sex and the City. It is the age of the internet and there just is no excuse good enough.
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Post by thejesus on Jul 8, 2010 15:47:12 GMT -6
Thou shalt not complain of pain from a tattoo. You can become exempt from this rule if you get enough work, but it has to be a lot, and then only to other heavily-tattooed freaks like yourself. You do not need to ask when you qualify for the exemption, you will know. Thou shalt not ever listen to the music of Brittany Spears or her type. I am such a strict adherent to this rule that I do not know any of the other pop bitches that fall into this category. Thou shalt not ever admit to rubbing one out to Sex and the City. It is the age of the internet and there just is no excuse good enough. Dude, it's better then the Sears catalouge, National Geographic, or an Old Navy promo-flyer. Pretty sure I've hit all of these once or twice. In fact, you can probably name any form of visual media, and I've probably fired off some knuckle bullets to it (when I was younger). These days, it's a different story. Porn Hub is the greatest porn site ever. That's all I'm going to say (plus it's free). |
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Post by Mr Olympia on Jul 9, 2010 11:53:43 GMT -6
back in the old days, we used to use our imagination. I used to have a pretty large mental spank bank collection. But once I discovered visual stimuli, there was no going back. and your "visual stuff" is sex and the city? dude, weak. |
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Jul 9, 2010 11:55:46 GMT -6
I used to have a pretty large mental spank bank collection. But once I discovered visual stimuli, there was no going back. and your "visual stuff" is sex and the city? dude, weak. Well I suppose it's better than Miss Piggy. She WAS kind of hot, though. |
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Post by Mr Olympia on Jul 9, 2010 11:57:04 GMT -6
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