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Post by Gumbyhawk on Jul 27, 2010 12:09:08 GMT -6
I know a dude who was titty fucking this chick and was gonna blow on her face, only I guess it went up her nose instead! I guess she was pretty much into anything.
Oh. And this has nothing at all to do with cars, just thought I would share.
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Post by twine on Jul 27, 2010 12:26:06 GMT -6
Last summer I met up with this chick I met on a dating website at the state fair and we hit it off pretty well with the physical chemistry (she was kind of lame though personality-wise, typical UNI chick). Anyway, she really enjoyed giving me head and I was shooting projectile loads for some reason and when she was jacking me off to finish the job shot three ropes about 2 and a half feet and they landed right in her eyes. She couldn't see and said it was burning a little so I took my sweet ass time finding something for her to wipe it off with. She was laughing about it but it couldn't have been a very pleasant experience for her.
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Post by lpcalihawk on Jul 27, 2010 12:32:54 GMT -6
Twine....meeting a girl at the State Fair who you found on-line....I'm surprised she didn't let you put in her butt.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Jul 27, 2010 12:46:05 GMT -6
Twine....meeting a girl at the State Fair who you found on-line....I'm surprised she didn't let you put in her butt.  So true. Whose classy idea was this? |
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Post by thunderhawk on Jul 27, 2010 21:10:02 GMT -6
Twine....meeting a girl at the State Fair who you found on-line....I'm surprised she didn't let you put in her butt. He never actually says that she didn't let him assfuck her. He just emphasized that she enjoyed sucking the cock. He may have been Dirty Sanchezing her as far as we know... |
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Post by Master Blaster on Jul 28, 2010 7:07:43 GMT -6
I am learning nothing about fighting car repairs, yet I am still enjoying this thread.
I went to a show in Thailand were a bird flew out of a woman's pussy on stage. She also shot razor blades out of there. Talk about pussy control.
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Post by lpcalihawk on Jul 28, 2010 8:42:43 GMT -6
I am learning nothing about fighting car repairs, yet I am still enjoying this thread. I went to a show in Thailand were a bird flew out of a woman's pussy on stage. She also shot razor blades out of there. Talk about pussy control. Is it true that hookers in Vietnam used to put razor blades in their vag to rip up American GI cocks? |
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Jul 28, 2010 10:37:56 GMT -6
I went to a show in Thailand were a bird flew out of a woman's pussy on stage. She also shot razor blades out of there. Talk about pussy control. AND people wonder why I have the travel bug... |
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Post by twine on Jul 28, 2010 14:22:48 GMT -6
This thread should win an award for the amount of going off topic that happened.
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Post by Master Blaster on Jul 28, 2010 19:53:04 GMT -6
I am learning nothing about fighting car repairs, yet I am still enjoying this thread. I went to a show in Thailand were a bird flew out of a woman's pussy on stage. She also shot razor blades out of there. Talk about pussy control. Is it true that hookers in Vietnam used to put razor blades in their vag to rip up American GI cocks? I have no idea. I don't frequent hookers and I was born in 67. But I have seen a Mexican showgirl make change without touching the quarters with her hand. |
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Post by thunderhawk on Jul 29, 2010 9:34:02 GMT -6
This thread should win an award for the amount of going off topic that happened. Road head. There...now the circle is complete. |
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Post by twine on Jul 29, 2010 10:26:21 GMT -6
This thread should win an award for the amount of going off topic that happened. Road head. There...now the circle is complete. Last week my friend and his wife were driving to Colorado and she posted something on facebook asking for what the motto for Nebraska should be since it's so fucking boring. I told her: Nebraska - The Road Head State Not all that funny but it reminded me of that. Hopefully she delivered for my friend. |
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Post by thejesus on Jul 29, 2010 11:39:57 GMT -6
Road head. There...now the circle is complete. Last week my friend and his wife were driving to Colorado and she posted something on facebook asking for what the motto for Nebraska should be since it's so fucking boring. I told her: Nebraska - The Road Head State Not all that funny but it reminded me of that. Hopefully she delivered for my friend. That's kind of funny. I got some road head on our way back from the Sublime concert, while traveling through Nebraska. There is a walmart sack filled with my man goo lying somewhere on the side of the road. |
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