Prole at Mediacom today.

[twine]

I went the local Mediacom office over lunch today and there was this pure low end prole couple sitting there. The idiots at Mediacom and thier equally inept customers were in a gridlock of stupidity so this old guy in line asked the male prole how he broke his leg.

The guy said that they had bought new patio furniture and he held the large patio umbrella and jumped off the roof with it in his hand to lower safely to the ground Mary Poppins style. Apparently it actually kind of worked the first time because he didn't hurt himself so he thought he was on to some miracle breakthrough in aerodynamics. The second time he got a running start with patio umbrella in hand and tried to see how far he would "glide" before hitting the ground. The patio umbrelly gave in to the drag and folded upward and the idiot landed on the ground, subsequently breaking his leg. What a fucking idiot.

[poncho72]

idiots rule! That's some funny ass shit!

[Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith)]

I had to stop by the office when I switched to Direct TV. Fucking doltville.

[Stukat]

I wouldnt mind trying this umbrella thing jumping off of a Ledge over water.

[NotMyKid]

A friend of mine and I did that when we were like 10 but it was with the rain cover to the top of a tent. But it was off the top of his deck not the roof.

Neither of us broke our legs but let's just say we didn't try it again.