Post by Solar Stud on Sept 1, 2010 18:11:08 GMT -6
So I pick up Ron last night and we go out for a boy’s night out to the Riverside Casino. After a couple of drinks and conversation, we decide to go win some buxx.
I make a bee-line to the $5 blackjack table and asked Ron to join me. He said, “Catch up with you later…I’m going to go feed the slots.”
I of course had to give him shit about slots being truly the prole area, fraught with invalids, fatties and retards who idiot-savant to the lights and noise. Takes no skill, and the smell next to you will be a blue hair rubbing Ben-gay over her pissy depends. Skill, yessirree, comes from playing poker.
I played well, only made a couple of bonehead decisions, and after throwing down $100, 30 minutes later, I cashed in for $150.
So I run around trying to find Ron like a kid who found a dime under his pillow for his lost tooth. Ron Ron Ron…look look look…I won $50!!
That was cool until I finally found Ron and he shows me about six tickets in his pocket worth about $300 he had won playing the friggin slots in about 35 minutes. I told him he was just lucky until I watched him plunk a $20 into yet another machine and 5 minutes later he getting free spins and cashes out another ticket for about $150.
Cripes! Ronnie boy clears $450+ in about an hour.
At least he paid for our prole all-you-can-eat $16.99 buffet.
I bow to the king.
I make a bee-line to the $5 blackjack table and asked Ron to join me. He said, “Catch up with you later…I’m going to go feed the slots.”
I of course had to give him shit about slots being truly the prole area, fraught with invalids, fatties and retards who idiot-savant to the lights and noise. Takes no skill, and the smell next to you will be a blue hair rubbing Ben-gay over her pissy depends. Skill, yessirree, comes from playing poker.
I played well, only made a couple of bonehead decisions, and after throwing down $100, 30 minutes later, I cashed in for $150.
So I run around trying to find Ron like a kid who found a dime under his pillow for his lost tooth. Ron Ron Ron…look look look…I won $50!!
That was cool until I finally found Ron and he shows me about six tickets in his pocket worth about $300 he had won playing the friggin slots in about 35 minutes. I told him he was just lucky until I watched him plunk a $20 into yet another machine and 5 minutes later he getting free spins and cashes out another ticket for about $150.
Cripes! Ronnie boy clears $450+ in about an hour.
At least he paid for our prole all-you-can-eat $16.99 buffet.
I bow to the king.
