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Post by Mr Olympia on Dec 6, 2010 21:29:00 GMT -6
yep, overflowed the damn thing yesterday. It wasn't even that big of a shit either. At least no shitty water or actual pieces of shit got on the floor, just a bunch of wet towels needed washing.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Dec 7, 2010 9:44:46 GMT -6
Had the same thing happen yesterday. Yuck.
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Post by lpcalihawk on Dec 7, 2010 11:23:44 GMT -6
What's up with you guys? Haven't clogged my own shitter in years.....I save that for the public restrooms.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Dec 7, 2010 11:33:05 GMT -6
It wasn't even an excessive dump. I think I have toilet issues.
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Post by NotMyKid on Dec 7, 2010 11:51:48 GMT -6
It wasn't even an excessive dump. I think I have toilet issues. I am sure it does it's those fucking tree hugging mandated 1 quart of water per flush toilets.
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Post by Stukat on Dec 7, 2010 11:54:18 GMT -6
Its to many wipes.
if you have more than two wipes (especially if you are a heavy TP user per wipe) you should always preflush before adding any additional wipes to the toliet.
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Post by Mr Olympia on Dec 7, 2010 13:05:09 GMT -6
it wasn't a wipe-intensive shit from what I recall, it was just one of those days.
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Post by The Bluzmn on Dec 8, 2010 5:33:06 GMT -6
What's up with you guys? Haven't clogged my own shitter in years.....I save that for the public restrooms. And other people's houses, usually with no plunger in sight.
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Post by thunderhawk on Dec 8, 2010 21:05:33 GMT -6
Pour some Dawn dish soap in the bowl before you leave for work (assuming you're not some welfare slugging prole) and it should have your shitter totally degreased by the time you return home.
It works as a quick fix too, actually. Takes about ten minutes to unclog a clogged toilet, excess TP and all.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Dec 8, 2010 22:21:25 GMT -6
I'm getting new shitters installed before I move into the Casa de BTR up to Evanston - Ma is actually going up there that day bince I don't want any fucking plumbing done without one of watching in case some fucknut floods the building. She has strict orders not to let anyone use the toilet in the master bathroom because I told her I want to be the first person to shit in it. She thinks that's fucked up, but that is going to my god damn throne. We got some fucking mega flusher toilet that allegedly can't be clogged, but I'll believe that when I see it.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2010 23:15:26 GMT -6
I'm getting new shitters installed before I move into the Casa de BTR up to Evanston - Ma is actually going up there that day bince I don't want any fucking plumbing done without one of watching in case some fucknut floods the building. She has strict orders not to let anyone use the toilet in the master bathroom because I told her I want to be the first person to shit in it. She thinks that's fucked up, but that is going to my god damn throne. We got some fucking mega flusher toilet that allegedly can't be clogged, but I'll believe that when I see it. Senor Douchebaggio, if you weren't savvy enough to invest in Toto commodes, you will live a troubled life of costly and embarrassing plumbing issues. No, this isn't some sort of curse; it's just the facts of home ownership.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Dec 8, 2010 23:20:55 GMT -6
Oh it's a fucking Toto, cost a fucking fortune, too. Ma only wants to use Toto's bince they remind her of home.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2010 23:32:59 GMT -6
Oh it's a fucking Toto, cost a fucking fortune, too. Ma only wants to use Toto's bince they remind her of home. Hai. We have enjoyed Hansgrohe fixtures elsewhere in our current shack. If you are interested in a zero-radius kitchen sink, I can hook you up. Here's another name to remember for your kitchen: Waste King. You'd be a gullible prole if you selected an 'insinkerator'. How about a built-in wine fridge? I can advise in that regard, as well. Put me to work. I'm good at this shit.
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Post by The Bluzmn on Dec 9, 2010 7:37:36 GMT -6
You know, it is a fine line between talking about fixtures and talking about decorating. Be careful here, fellas.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Dec 9, 2010 9:14:39 GMT -6
You know, it is a fine line between talking about fixtures and talking about decorating. Be careful here, fellas. Note that I only talked about the toilet, pal.
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Post by thunderhawk on Dec 9, 2010 11:27:18 GMT -6
Oh it's a fucking Toto, cost a fucking fortune, too. Ma only wants to use Toto's bince they remind her of home. I'll never use anything but a Toto ever again. Mine's got the suction of one of those fucking airplane toilets...without the noise. Toto is, uh, the shit.
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Post by twine on Dec 9, 2010 11:34:40 GMT -6
Has anyone here ever used a bedet? I haven't but would like to before I die.
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Post by thunderhawk on Dec 9, 2010 12:14:45 GMT -6
Has anyone here ever used a bedet? I haven't but would like to before I die. Yes, in Paris. You still have to wipe. Does feel like your brownstar is cleaner though
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2010 23:17:31 GMT -6
Has anyone here ever used a bedet? I haven't but would like to before I die. Yes, in Paris. You still have to wipe. Does feel like your brownstar is cleaner though Ditto Europe. The better hotels give you a couple of fine linen towels with which to dry the wooden nickel. On the surface, a bidet seems more 'civilized' than merely wiping with Cottonelle after a blast, but it really isn't. It's actually rather bogus.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Dec 10, 2010 9:11:46 GMT -6
The toilets in Ma's place in Tokyo have bidets, but I never used them. There was an article in the Japan times that top brass in the military over there were worried about the pussification of the country because the kids would come in and bitch they didn't have bidets. The bidet is what separates winners from losers on the battlefield, let's hope China adopts them soon.
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Post by NotMyKid on Dec 10, 2010 10:43:57 GMT -6
I never understood those things the last thing I want is a wet corn hole.
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Post by thunderhawk on Dec 10, 2010 11:53:29 GMT -6
I never understood those things the last thing I want is a wet corn hole. On that note, a word of warning given your current situation: Don't go down the road of wiping your ass with diaper wipes, because you'll never go back to toilet paper. How are the twins? Getting any sleep? My bro has twins, kid about had a nervous breakdown from exhaustion when they were about 2 months old.
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Post by lpcalihawk on Dec 10, 2010 12:44:04 GMT -6
I never understood those things the last thing I want is a wet corn hole. On that note, a word of warning given your current situation: Don't go down the road of wiping your ass with diaper wipes, because you'll never go back to toilet paper. How are the twins? Getting any sleep? My bro has twins, kid about had a nervous breakdown from exhaustion when they were about 2 months old. Have used the kid's diaper wipes a couple of times; however, since they are not flushable....they go in the garbage can next to the toilet.....the wife doesn't like seeing my shit-streaked wipes hanging out of the garbage can
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Post by socal on Dec 10, 2010 12:45:01 GMT -6
I never understood those things the last thing I want is a wet corn hole. On that note, a word of warning given your current situation: Don't go down the road of wiping your ass with diaper wipes, because you'll never go back to toilet paper. How are the twins? Getting any sleep? My bro has twins, kid about had a nervous breakdown from exhaustion when they were about 2 months old. That's all I've used since my kids were born. BEST. INVENTION. EVER! fwiw, they have bidet's in the rooms at Sybaris.
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Post by socal on Dec 10, 2010 12:48:58 GMT -6
On that note, a word of warning given your current situation: Don't go down the road of wiping your ass with diaper wipes, because you'll never go back to toilet paper. How are the twins? Getting any sleep? My bro has twins, kid about had a nervous breakdown from exhaustion when they were about 2 months old. Have used the kid's diaper wipes a couple of times; however, since they are not flushable....they go in the garbage can next to the toilet.....the wife doesn't like seeing my shit-streaked wipes hanging out of the garbage can They are flushable within limits. Their thickness allows for careful folding without "staining". Thus more wipes per wipe. Even the worst of toilets can easily flush 3 or more 3x3 inch squares.
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