Handicapped Shitter Stalls

[Gumbyhawk]

So, I am in the bathroom at work taking a deuce. There are like 6 or 7 stalls. Anyway, I am in there pushing one out and lo and behold some dude walks in and goes all the way down the line to open up the door to the handi stall.


My question is: what is so fucking special about the handi stall?


I was the only other dude in the restroom and so the other dude had his choice of another 4 or 5 stalls but NOPE! Into the handi-stall he goes.


I've noticed this for a while now at my work. I seriously doubt the seat ever gets fucking cooled off. Maybe that is the point! Gay dudes that enjoy sitting on another dude's ass-warmth.


But seriously, what the fuck? The handi-stall has these spectacular upgrades to the other stalls available: um, a bar attached to the wall and an extra wide stall. So unless you plan to do ballet or take a fucking nap in there.... WHY the fuck must a dude use the handi-stall?


I've also noticed this in another restroom that is actually NEAR a guy in a wheelchair. That shit is just fucked up, yo. I mean c'mon... there is a guy with his cube maybe 15 feet from the bathroom door that is in a wheelchair. Get a clue.


Please someone enlighten me on what I am missing here. I just don't get why the handi-stall is so goddamned special.

[Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith)]

In my building, the handicapped stalls are about twice as big. Using the regular stall is like using the lavatory in an airplane.

[TBELL]

Dec 17, 2010 20:19:29 GMT -6 Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) said:

In my building, the handicapped stalls are about twice as big. Using the regular stall is like using the lavatory in an airplane.

I 2nd this. More room.

[NOTTHOR]

There's 3 shitters on my floor for like 50 dudes. By the end of the day they are all bombed out. Bad. The handicrapper is on the end, is huge and generally has a section of the WSJ tucked in between the guiderail and the wall. It's pretty nice.

[Mr Olympia]

what's nicer is the handi changing rooms in a department store. good places to nap if you work there

[Solar Stud]

Agree with more room. Also good for changing clothes in.
Although, those two horny toads who got busted screwing in Minneapolis at the Iowa game were in a regular stall.

Now....what is the definition of a handicap stall?

In a wheelchair? Epilepsy? Missing a leg? Buying a condo in Evanston?

And...what happens if you get caught using one?
A fine? Banned from that shitter? Beatings?

I've never been "caught" using one while a handicapped individual is waiting...but probably will someday.

[The Bluzmn]

The room is key, especially if you have a "wide stance."

[Gumbyhawk]

The regular stalls at my work are fairly wide I think, so I'm not sure if the issue is more room per se.


And also, I thought about maybe the newspaper is in there but I checked and nope... no paper.


I think it's because the dudes that use the handi-stall are queer and like to feel another dude's fresh ass-warmth still on the seat when they sit down.

[twine]

Dec 18, 2010 11:50:26 GMT -6 Gumbyhawk said:

The regular stalls at my work are fairly wide I think, so I'm not sure if the issue is more room per se.


And also, I thought about maybe the newspaper is in there but I checked and nope... no paper.


I think it's because the dudes that use the handi-stall are queer and like to feel another dude's fresh ass-warmth still on the seat when they sit down.

It's funny you mention the newspaper in the handicap shitter thing. In the last three buildings I worked in there was one restroom that had a newspaper in the handicapped stall nearly every day.

If the handicapped stall is open, I'm using it.

[twine]

[Stukat]

ahh the dos equis guy. he is responsible for me specifically purchasing dos equis on two separate occasions.

[Gumbyhawk]

Jan 11, 2011 8:57:14 GMT -6 twine said:

LMFAO!!!