Last fucking day on the CTA

[NOTTHOR]

Thank fucking god. That thing is a fucking joke. Tuesday I had to fucking walk to work in the balls ass cold because the Red Line was broken, thus there were no fucking cabs and the buses were so fucking full they wouldn't stop. This morning I had to wait for 4 fucking trains just to squeeze the fuck into one and ride in with some dude's cock rubbing all over my thigh and ass (okay, that wasn't so bad). Then tonight, there was some fucking dude giving a speech about the genocide he was planning to inflict on whitey and how he could have killed all the white folk on the car and no one would ever catch him. Jesus fucking Christ I can't wait to start riding the Metra with the fellas from places like Waukegan, Glencoe, Wilmette and Evanston instead of the fucking prole fucking red line. Only downside is quality and quantity of ass will drop to zero on the commute, but it's a small fucking price to pay for a seat and not being surrounded by fucking long hairs and shit.

[Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith)]

Time to celebrate bro. Break the condo in. Top shelf liquor, scantily clad bitches, drunken Wastelanders helping you celebrate...congrats. I'll be in town mid Feb.

[Solar Stud]

Don't be so quick to discount the # and acuity of good ass on the Metra. It'll be fewer perhaps, but it'll also be more upscale ass....nicer clothes, upward mobility ass rather than vinyl/Hugh-Grant-LA type of ass.

I'm starting to see more and more "young and tight" on my prole bus route (mornings)...all covered up, but cute nevertheless.

[Deleted]

Laughing my ass off at 'commuting' and 'commuters'. It's no way to live, ladies.