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Post by Gumbyhawk on Dec 31, 2010 19:05:42 GMT -6
How many do you know?
I am right now paying a speeding ticket online given by some fucking typical "supercop" jagbag who busted me for going 71 in a 65. Yes, it was speeding but c'mon..... lame.
I was just thinking that you probably know these guys by name and can tell me if this particular cop is the asshole I take him to be.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jan 1, 2011 10:23:01 GMT -6
Jesus fucking Christ, if they're writing 71 in 65 tickets the State must be royally fucking broke, well not Illinois broke, but pretty god damned close. Rule of thumb is always 10 over, unless you're in a town in Iowa whose name in Heights, in which case it is strict compliance. Fuckers.
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Jan 1, 2011 14:22:26 GMT -6
Jesus fucking Christ, if they're writing 71 in 65 tickets the State must be royally fucking broke, well not Illinois broke, but pretty god damned close. Rule of thumb is always 10 over, unless you're in a town in Iowa whose name in Heights, in which case it is strict compliance. Fuckers. Well, I should have known that December was "quota month". Also, I probably should not have edged past him on the 4-lane. But Jesus H Christ, the fucker was going probably 64 in the fast lane holding up people. As I am not a pussy, I got into the right lane and edged past. I didn't fly by him or anything. I no sooner than edge past and the fucker gets in behind me and turns on his lights. Fucking cum-guzzling jagbag cop. |
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Post by socal on Jan 1, 2011 16:33:08 GMT -6
Jesus fucking Christ, if they're writing 71 in 65 tickets the State must be royally fucking broke, well not Illinois broke, but pretty god damned close. Rule of thumb is always 10 over, unless you're in a town in Iowa whose name in Heights, in which case it is strict compliance. Fuckers. Well, I should have known that December was "quota month". Also, I probably should not have edged past him on the 4-lane. But Jesus H Christ, the fucker was going probably 64 in the fast lane holding up people. As I am not a pussy, I got into the right lane and edged past. I didn't fly by him or anything. I no sooner than edge past and the fucker gets in behind me and turns on his lights. Fucking cum-guzzling jagbag cop. Let's clarify a bit... 1) The officer was obeying the posted speed limit. 2) He wasn't going fast enough for you. 3) You passed him by going over the speed limit. 4) You got a ticket because you were speeding. Please tell me in what way this cop deserves to be called a "Fucking cum-guzzling jagbag" or a "Fucker"? You are the fucktard that passed a cop by going over the speed limit. |
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Post by hawkeyescott on Jan 1, 2011 18:48:08 GMT -6
Jesus fucking Christ, if they're writing 71 in 65 tickets the State must be royally fucking broke, well not Illinois broke, but pretty god damned close. Rule of thumb is always 10 over, unless you're in a town in Iowa whose name in Heights, in which case it is strict compliance. Fuckers. Well, I should have known that December was "quota month". Also, I probably should not have edged past him on the 4-lane. But Jesus H Christ, the fucker was going probably 64 in the fast lane holding up people. As I am not a pussy, I got into the right lane and edged past. I didn't fly by him or anything. I no sooner than edge past and the fucker gets in behind me and turns on his lights. Fucking cum-guzzling jagbag cop. Rule #1, when passing a cop make sure you AREN'T fucking speeding. I would say your more guilty of being fucking stupid for this offense instead of speeding. |
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Jan 1, 2011 19:59:04 GMT -6
Well, I should have known that December was "quota month". Also, I probably should not have edged past him on the 4-lane. But Jesus H Christ, the fucker was going probably 64 in the fast lane holding up people. As I am not a pussy, I got into the right lane and edged past. I didn't fly by him or anything. I no sooner than edge past and the fucker gets in behind me and turns on his lights. Fucking cum-guzzling jagbag cop. Let's clarify a bit... 1) The officer was obeying the posted speed limit. 2) He wasn't going fast enough for you. 3) You passed him by going over the speed limit. 4) You got a ticket because you were speeding. Please tell me in what way this cop deserves to be called a "Fucking cum-guzzling jagbag" or a "Fucker"? You are the fucktard that passed a cop by going over the speed limit.  Gumby, I appreciate your posts and meeting you, but socal has some pretty strong points!  |
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Post by TBELL on Jan 2, 2011 22:54:04 GMT -6
I don't know many troopers. Mostly just beat cops in and around the Des Moines Area. We don't dispatch for the state. I do talk to them on the radio some, but only know them by radio number.
As for your situation, passing a cop that is obeying the speed limit is begging to be stopped. You may as well have a huge neon sign on your car that says "PULL ME OVER".
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Post by NotMyKid on Jan 3, 2011 10:12:52 GMT -6
Well, I should have known that December was "quota month". Also, I probably should not have edged past him on the 4-lane. But Jesus H Christ, the fucker was going probably 64 in the fast lane holding up people. As I am not a pussy, I got into the right lane and edged past. I didn't fly by him or anything. I no sooner than edge past and the fucker gets in behind me and turns on his lights. Fucking cum-guzzling jagbag cop. Let's clarify a bit... 1) The officer was obeying the posted speed limit. 2) He wasn't going fast enough for you. 3) You passed him by going over the speed limit. 4) You got a ticket because you were speeding. Please tell me in what way this cop deserves to be called a "Fucking cum-guzzling jagbag" or a "Fucker"? You are the fucktard that passed a cop by going over the speed limit. Thanks, Grampa. ;D |
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Jan 3, 2011 18:57:29 GMT -6
Let's clarify a bit... 1) The officer was obeying the posted speed limit. 2) He wasn't going fast enough for you. 3) You passed him by going over the speed limit. 4) You got a ticket because you were speeding. Please tell me in what way this cop deserves to be called a "Fucking cum-guzzling jagbag" or a "Fucker"? You are the fucktard that passed a cop by going over the speed limit. Thanks, Grampa. ;D Co-fucking-sign. Because let me fucking RE-clarify that going 6 miles over the posted speed ESPECIALLY when said speed is 65 ain't fucking speeding! And don't give me some bullshit about the law either. I see cops breaking the fucking "law" all the time which is cool because most times I really don't give a fuck. But when an otherwise law-abiding citizen gets tagged for going 9.2% over the posted speed, that is bullshit. And he deserves to be called a "cum guzzling jagbag" and a "fucker" because the shoe fits. Since you asked....  |
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Jan 3, 2011 18:59:51 GMT -6
Let the record also show that I have passed many a cop on the interstate and elsewhere with nary a look in my direction.
This cop was just on a power trip. Plain and simple. I hope he shoots himself in his shriveled fucking dick.
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Post by TBELL on Jan 3, 2011 22:51:40 GMT -6
Maybe I should ask what time of day it was?? After say....10pm??
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Post by hawkeyescott on Jan 4, 2011 9:13:53 GMT -6
I heard fines have really went up, what did it cost? I know my buddy got a ticket for 35 in a 25 and I think it was over $100, which is fucking outrageous.
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Post by Master Blaster on Jan 4, 2011 10:16:11 GMT -6
This is the best thread in quite some time.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jan 4, 2011 10:29:32 GMT -6
I heard fines have really went up, what did it cost? I know my buddy got a ticket for 35 in a 25 and I think it was over $100, which is fucking outrageous. When I got a PAULA in 1998, it was $15. Today it's like three fitty. All hail big government. Go after those fat cat 20 year olds. |
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Post by lpcalihawk on Jan 4, 2011 11:20:46 GMT -6
Speeding ticket in Des Moines for 37 in a 25 cost me $115.
Seat belt ticket in Coralville cost me $125.
Someone please explain why the fuck I have to pay court cost on a ticket that I'm not disputing. I'm not going to court; thus, not taking up the courts time......so, I shouldn't have to pay the fucking court costs.
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Post by twine on Jan 4, 2011 12:58:50 GMT -6
Where's BTR when you need him?
BTR should know the answer to most of these questions since BTR is a lawyer, and a damn good one at that.
I got fined $95 to for not having my registration up to date (which I'll admit is my fault), then I had to pay something like $60 for being late un updating my registration plus another $75 for the god damned sticker.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Jan 4, 2011 13:50:11 GMT -6
Someone please explain why the fuck I have to pay court cost on a ticket that I'm not disputing. I'm not going to court; thus, not taking up the courts time......so, I shouldn't have to pay the fucking court costs. EXACTLY! We got stopped by Lake Patrol @ Saylorville because we didn't have the proper lettering on our boat. It was this nice old guy, told me not to worry, it was only a $15 ticket. After he left, I looked at the ticket and there was $75 of court costs! So in reality it turned to be a $90 ticket. Fuckheads. |
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Post by TBELL on Jan 5, 2011 17:39:36 GMT -6
Come on guys, we have to pay the little old ladies salaries down at the courthouse to process shit. I got a window tint ticket back in March, 95 smack-a-roos. It's downright ridiculous. HOWEVER, our fines are much cheaper than some other states around us.
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Post by twine on Jan 5, 2011 18:41:19 GMT -6
Come on guys, we have to pay the little old ladies salaries down at the courthouse to process shit. I got a window tint ticket back in March, 95 smack-a-roos. It's downright ridiculous. HOWEVER, our fines are much cheaper than some other states around us. Fuck those bitchy old ladies, they are a bunch of dried up old cunts in my experiences. Same with the twats at the DOT. |
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Jan 5, 2011 19:48:02 GMT -6
Maybe I should ask what time of day it was?? After say....10pm?? 7:08am. The jagbag's Casey's coffee and donuts had to still be warm. Actually in hindsight, getting nailed for a "speed" is probably karma getting me back for getting out of a DWI back in 1998 in Lincoln, NE when I was found pulled over at the cemetary on O street pissing in front of the gate. Got a public pissing ticket and was never asked to blow and I was completely loaded. I still have no clue how I got out of that one. I didn't even tell him I was a Husker player or anything. |
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