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Post by hawkeyescott on Feb 2, 2011 13:19:01 GMT -6
You are just doing Saturday and Sunday right? Cause this morning would have really fucking sucked to do a paper route.
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Feb 3, 2011 20:51:17 GMT -6
You are just doing Saturday and Sunday right? Cause this morning would have really fucking sucked to do a paper route. Correct and CORRECT!! However, stay tuned because you can bet that the fucking proles (one works for the fucking State of Iowa) will not clean off their walks, drives, decks, whatever. Then again, all the more reason to just throw the fucking paper as close to the door as possible and say "fuck it". |
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Post by thunderhawk on Feb 4, 2011 14:08:52 GMT -6
You are just doing Saturday and Sunday right? Cause this morning would have really fucking sucked to do a paper route. Correct and CORRECT!! However, stay tuned because you can bet that the fucking proles (one works for the fucking State of Iowa) will not clean off their walks, drives, decks, whatever. Then again, all the more reason to just throw the fucking paper as close to the door as possible and say "fuck it". If you happen to slip and fall this weekend, preferably on the uncleared sidewalk in front of a home that looks like it carries a decent amount of homeowner liability insurance, shoot me a PM.  |
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Post by hawkeyescott on Feb 4, 2011 16:26:10 GMT -6
Correct and CORRECT!! However, stay tuned because you can bet that the fucking proles (one works for the fucking State of Iowa) will not clean off their walks, drives, decks, whatever. Then again, all the more reason to just throw the fucking paper as close to the door as possible and say "fuck it". If you happen to slip and fall this weekend, preferably on the uncleared sidewalk in front of a home that looks like it carries a decent amount of homeowner liability insurance, shoot me a PM. LMAO!!! |
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Feb 4, 2011 20:17:48 GMT -6
Correct and CORRECT!! However, stay tuned because you can bet that the fucking proles (one works for the fucking State of Iowa) will not clean off their walks, drives, decks, whatever. Then again, all the more reason to just throw the fucking paper as close to the door as possible and say "fuck it". If you happen to slip and fall this weekend, preferably on the uncleared sidewalk in front of a home that looks like it carries a decent amount of homeowner liability insurance, shoot me a PM. You fucking know it!!  |
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Feb 6, 2011 16:20:30 GMT -6
This weekend was kinda slow. However, a few things of note:
1) It is fucking February 6. Turn off your fucking Xmas lights already. Even Jeebus is getting embarrassed by all the attention at this point.
2) When you see a car pull into your drive at 5:20am and put something on your doorstep and then you see this same car doing this to every house on your block, it's prolly not a terrorist. I had two different old farts peeking out from behind their curtains this weekend as I delivered their papers. Not sure why.... I've only been delivering their paper for a month now but Christ, I expected to see the cops show up during my route.
3) There is a surprising amount of traffic in the early morning. I always wonder what these people are doing at this time and what their BAC is.
4) I fucking hate winter.
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Post by lpcalihawk on Feb 7, 2011 13:04:21 GMT -6
Gumby....you need to have a Cinemax-esque sexual encounter on your paper route prior to the job ending.
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Feb 7, 2011 19:57:57 GMT -6
Gumby....you need to have a Cinemax-esque sexual encounter on your paper route prior to the job ending.  Aside from being happily married, no thanks. Prolapsed and dried up twats really aren't my "thang". |
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Post by lpcalihawk on Feb 8, 2011 9:04:15 GMT -6
Gumby....you need to have a Cinemax-esque sexual encounter on your paper route prior to the job ending. Aside from being happily married, no thanks. Prolapsed and dried up twats really aren't my "thang". I could see it now.....Gumby pulls up to a house early in the morning.....a hot MILF is standing in front of the window with her nightie on.....as Gumby tosses the morning paper on to her porch......she motions for him to come to the door...... (please fill in the rest) |
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Post by thunderhawk on Feb 8, 2011 11:35:17 GMT -6
Aside from being happily married, no thanks. Prolapsed and dried up twats really aren't my "thang". I could see it now.....Gumby pulls up to a house early in the morning.....a hot MILF is standing in front of the window with her nightie on.....as Gumby tosses the morning paper on to her porch......she motions for him to come to the door...... (please fill in the rest) Oh he'll fill in the rest, alright... |
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Post by NotMyKid on Feb 8, 2011 13:24:29 GMT -6
Aside from being happily married, no thanks. Prolapsed and dried up twats really aren't my "thang". I could see it now.....Gumby pulls up to a house early in the morning.....a hot MILF is standing in front of the window with her nightie on.....as Gumby tosses the morning paper on to her porch......she motions for him to come to the door...... (please fill in the rest) Let's make it realistic it wouldn't be a MILF standing in the window and it would end like this:  |
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