Illinois Douchebag

[socal]

So I'm at my first night of class, and this douche walks in decked out in Illini gear... Nothing special, except it's a Discrete Math class and everyone in there looks like we all came from the same cookie cutter (slightly overweight, facial hair... IT looking dudes)

After the syllabus was handed out, the prof goes over her background... Bachelors at Bradley, Masters at Iowa --- and the d-bag snorts - to my and the prof's annoyance.

During class this dude doesn't lift a pencil, and tries to pretend he's listening while he texts with his hidden phone all 3 hrs of class.

I made a point of following him out and said - "Thanks for gracing us with your presence tonight...", he laughed kind of nervously - so I said, "next time you want to spend all class texting, you might as well not bother coming in and annoying the rest of us." Then I chuckled while looking him up and down - saying "Illini".

We had been side by side for the 30+ steps it took for this to happen, but he quickly fell back- then disappeared.

Fucking Illinois Douchebags.

[The Bluzmn]

Illinois douchebag = redundancy.

[NotMyKid]

Well done SoCal

What's the over under on number of classes before he drops?


Did he look like this?

[Deleted]

I saw that fucking Frankenstein-looking zooker in the flesh on Tuesday night, in Atlanta. He was with at least five of his staff in the bar at a hotel. They were oozing asshole; it was palpable.
I reported this in detail on Jan's site, and took seven shades of shit from a bunch of cocksucking proles.

[lpcalihawk]

Jan 20, 2011 22:23:07 GMT -6 socal said:

So I'm at my first night of class, and this douche walks in decked out in Illini gear... Nothing special, except it's a Discrete Math class and everyone in there looks like we all came from the same cookie cutter (slightly overweight, facial hair... IT looking dudes)

After the syllabus was handed out, the prof goes over her background... Bachelors at Bradley, Masters at Iowa --- and the d-bag snorts - to my and the prof's annoyance.

During class this dude doesn't lift a pencil, and tries to pretend he's listening while he texts with his hidden phone all 3 hrs of class.

I made a point of following him out and said - "Thanks for gracing us with your presence tonight...", he laughed kind of nervously - so I said, "next time you want to spend all class texting, you might as well not bother coming in and annoying the rest of us." Then I chuckled while looking him up and down - saying "Illini".

We had been side by side for the 30+ steps it took for this to happen, but he quickly fell back- then disappeared.

Fucking Illinois Douchebags.

You should have called him Deon Thomas