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Post by TaterWanger on Oct 10, 2014 8:03:30 GMT -6
duff r u going to jan's epic awesome tailgate tomorrow?? pls take pics of jerkoff losers and poast em here afterwards ktksbai I hope he goes and heads back to Ron's because I want to see if I miscalculated how big he is. Eight solid inches baby.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Oct 10, 2014 8:06:28 GMT -6
WHat is this I don't even...
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Post by TaterWanger on Oct 10, 2014 8:07:21 GMT -6
Tomorrow aint gonna happen. Kneebraskuh is a pretty good likelihood tho. Ill be at the in laws in the quad shitties and they are always happy to git rid of me.
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Post by Earl Slick on Oct 10, 2014 8:08:32 GMT -6
I don't even want to...
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Post by NOTTHOR on Oct 10, 2014 8:22:43 GMT -6
Took me a moment. But, old. At least Iowa ain't this bad. Close, but not quite. I went to a game with my buddy and his daughter during X-mas break 3 years ago. Buddy and his daughter are black, and me and the daughter sat in the student section wif one of daughter's friends because my buddy and his elderly father sat up top so as to not have to navigate the stairs. The photographer must have taken 100 pictures of this girl, liek to the point she was getting pissed and told him to fuck off. And she went to Northwestern, not even Iowa but she was still a Hok fan due to family ties. Next day, when they put up the pics for the game, there were liek 5 pics of her in there, all neatly cropped just around her. I honestly wonder if these fucking gomers even know any black folks. #DIVERSITYISOURSTRENGTH
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Post by Other on Oct 10, 2014 8:25:37 GMT -6
WHat is this I don't even... Its simply two bros helping one another take a dump in a field full of trash after a music festival. A tale as old as time itself revealing the depth and breadth of the human condition.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Oct 10, 2014 8:34:53 GMT -6
WHat is this I don't even... Its simply two bros helping one another take a dump in a field full of trash after a music festival. A tale as old as time itself revealing the depth and breadth of the human condition. Who needs help squatting? The last thing in the world I would want is to be touch another adult as feces left their body.
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Post by Earl Slick on Oct 10, 2014 8:41:43 GMT -6
I don't even like it when the next stall in a public bathroom is occupied. I like solitude when defecating.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Oct 10, 2014 8:43:56 GMT -6
At least Iowa ain't this bad. Close, but not quite. I went to a game with my buddy and his daughter during X-mas break 3 years ago. Buddy and his daughter are black, and me and the daughter sat in the student section wif one of daughter's friends because my buddy and his elderly father sat up top so as to not have to navigate the stairs. The photographer must have taken 100 pictures of this girl, liek to the point she was getting pissed and told him to fuck off. And she went to Northwestern, not even Iowa but she was still a Hok fan due to family ties. Next day, when they put up the pics for the game, there were liek 5 pics of her in there, all neatly cropped just around her. I honestly wonder if these fucking gomers even know any black folks. #DIVERSITYISOURSTRENGTH I remember that. I think you posted this tale on srs tavernhokk site. And there might have even been a pic of the gal. And then you got pissy with me because I asked if you crushed it and you were all like, "dude it's mah buddy's kid STFU" and I was all like "oh, so off color joeks are ok unless they involve you and your pals?" and you were all like "*ignore*" LOLOLOLOLOL Our man pard has Yellow fever, not Jungle fever.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Oct 10, 2014 8:45:45 GMT -6
I don't even like it when the next stall in a public bathroom is occupied. I like solitude when defecating. there are two kinds of people in this world: those that have been dehumanized by military training during which you have to perform all of your private functions in front of every other motherfucker in your squad or whatever the fuck, and those of us who didn't participate in the military and we are skeeved when others are near as we dump or piss or shower. Sounds to me liek someone's Pa used to shit with the door open.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Oct 10, 2014 8:59:53 GMT -6
At least Iowa ain't this bad. Close, but not quite. I went to a game with my buddy and his daughter during X-mas break 3 years ago. Buddy and his daughter are black, and me and the daughter sat in the student section wif one of daughter's friends because my buddy and his elderly father sat up top so as to not have to navigate the stairs. The photographer must have taken 100 pictures of this girl, liek to the point she was getting pissed and told him to fuck off. And she went to Northwestern, not even Iowa but she was still a Hok fan due to family ties. Next day, when they put up the pics for the game, there were liek 5 pics of her in there, all neatly cropped just around her. I honestly wonder if these fucking gomers even know any black folks. #DIVERSITYISOURSTRENGTH I remember that. I think you posted this tale on srs tavernhokk site. And there might have even been a pic of the gal. And then you got pissy with me because I asked if you crushed it and you were all like, "dude it's mah buddy's kid STFU" and I was all like "oh, so off color joeks are ok unless they involve you and your pals?" and you were all like "*ignore*" I didn't put you on ignore, brah, but you shouldn't be asking if dude's be crushing their buddies' daughters. Daughters are off limits, brah.
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Post by Other on Oct 10, 2014 9:00:24 GMT -6
I remember that. I think you posted this tale on srs tavernhokk site. And there might have even been a pic of the gal. And then you got pissy with me because I asked if you crushed it and you were all like, "dude it's mah buddy's kid STFU" and I was all like "oh, so off color joeks are ok unless they involve you and your pals?" and you were all like "*ignore*" LOLOLOLOLOL Our man pard has Yellow fever, not Jungle fever. Relevant.
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Post by Ginger on Oct 10, 2014 9:50:43 GMT -6
It didn't dehumanize me, I'd just get up in the middle of the night at boot camp to shit. I can't handle having someone watch me shit. pinching all fucking day to hold in your poo so you can shit privately in the middle of the night is pretty dehumanized from where I sit, bruh ain't nothing civilized about that ...and he's sitting on the shitter right now...
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Oct 10, 2014 9:56:00 GMT -6
isn't it all about when you eat, tho? I mean, the digestion cycle of a typical adult human is what, 18 hours? wouldn't you have to time your meals accordingly, to avoid the very unpleasant sensations associated with holding in your turds all fucking day and night?? does the military allow free-form feeding (eat any time you want)? I normally shit between 7am and 9am every day, except the weekend it skews off and I may miss a day or even two of turds. But come monday morning, I totally destroy the work shitter, just like I do every morning. Some days it may be a two shit day, but usually it's just a one shitter. This has been the case for me for years. Also, the earlier I get up, the more likely it will happen. If I sleep in even 30 minutes longer than normal, my shit clock is off. And bonus, if I clog up a toilet at work, i don't have to clean or plunge that fucker. Let maintenance deal with that turd. I guess that's why I have the routine of only shitting at work. Although, if I go to a Home Depot or Lowes, I always have to shit when I go in there. Morning or night. I get 10 steps in the door and my butthole is ready to blow.
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Post by twinlaker on Oct 10, 2014 10:10:21 GMT -6
isn't it all about when you eat, tho? I mean, the digestion cycle of a typical adult human is what, 18 hours? wouldn't you have to time your meals accordingly, to avoid the very unpleasant sensations associated with holding in your turds all fucking day and night?? does the military allow free-form feeding (eat any time you want)? Maybe it's just me. Even now, I get up at 5:00, shit, shower, and shave. Don't shit again till 5:00 the next morning. I don't think I have seen 5:00 am bince I delivered the Register and read The Big Peach about how Nagel's Hawks almost beat NW..... unless of course Ima just gettin in after howlin at the moon all night!
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Post by Ginger on Oct 10, 2014 10:20:44 GMT -6
Maybe it's just me. Even now, I get up at 5:00, shit, shower, and shave. Don't shit again till 5:00 the next morning. I don't think I have seen 5:00 am bince I delivered the Register and read The Big Peach about how Nagel's Hawks almost beat NW..... unless of course Ima just gettin in after howlin at the moon all night! I'll be seeing 5am tomorrow to leave for the game.... Ugh.
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Post by egadsto on Oct 10, 2014 10:27:26 GMT -6
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Oct 10, 2014 10:37:48 GMT -6
I normally shit between 7am and 9am every day, except the weekend it skews off and I may miss a day or even two of turds. But come monday morning, I totally destroy the work shitter, just like I do every morning. Some days it may be a two shit day, but usually it's just a one shitter. This has been the case for me for years. Also, the earlier I get up, the more likely it will happen. If I sleep in even 30 minutes longer than normal, my shit clock is off. And bonus, if I clog up a toilet at work, i don't have to clean or plunge that fucker. Let maintenance deal with that turd. I guess that's why I have the routine of only shitting at work. Although, if I go to a Home Depot or Lowes, I always have to shit when I go in there. Morning or night. I get 10 steps in the door and my butthole is ready to blow. it's not healthy to "skip" entire days of dumping, bruh might want to have ur doc take a look at your digestive tract Nah.. It's just fine. I take very healthy and usually massive dumps. One day of dumps for me is like 2 for any normal human. But it's pretty much set to a routine and if it's the weekend and I have to take one, I hope that I'm not home so I don't have to clean up a shit brown destroyed toilet. It does happen here and there, but usually I am not home when the urge to poop comes. Also, it sometimes has to deal with what I ate the day before and if I do or not.
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Post by Ginger on Oct 10, 2014 12:49:06 GMT -6
it's not healthy to "skip" entire days of dumping, bruh might want to have ur doc take a look at your digestive tract Nah.. It's just fine. I take very healthy and usually massive dumps. One day of dumps for me is like 2 for any normal human. But it's pretty much set to a routine and if it's the weekend and I have to take one, I hope that I'm not home so I don't have to clean up a shit brown destroyed toilet. It does happen here and there, but usually I am not home when the urge to poop comes. Also, it sometimes has to deal with what I ate the day before and if I do or not. So what your saying is...you're full of shit.
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Post by egadsto on Oct 10, 2014 12:51:48 GMT -6
Nah.. It's just fine. I take very healthy and usually massive dumps. One day of dumps for me is like 2 for any normal human. But it's pretty much set to a routine and if it's the weekend and I have to take one, I hope that I'm not home so I don't have to clean up a shit brown destroyed toilet. It does happen here and there, but usually I am not home when the urge to poop comes. Also, it sometimes has to deal with what I ate the day before and if I do or not. So what your saying is...you're full of shit.
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Post by Other on Oct 10, 2014 14:39:27 GMT -6
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Post by LansingHawk on Oct 10, 2014 15:35:43 GMT -6
I only have half a colon, I poop whenever or wherever I can.
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Post by egadsto on Oct 10, 2014 15:42:30 GMT -6
I only have half a colon, I poop whenever or wherever I can. It's called a semicolon bro;
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Post by egadsto on Oct 10, 2014 15:43:13 GMT -6
I only have half a colon, I poop whenever or wherever I can.
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Post by LansingHawk on Oct 10, 2014 15:44:00 GMT -6
It's called a semicolon bro; I do believe you have a pic for everything.
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