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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Aug 5, 2017 12:42:27 GMT -6
Dave back up to par since the battle with the wolverine. That player couldn't take him out but a toilet did. He recently changed out a toilet in one our bathrooms. (Used to be a plumber) He then took the toilet to the county recycling/dump center and proceeded to heave ho the toilet over his head into a dumpster....and promptly ripped his rotator cuff....."massive damage" according to the MRI report..after seeing two different surgeons he found one that thinks he can fix it with some fancy assed surgery so he's going to do that on 8/30. He texted me that he had decided to do surgery that day and my response was "so....you're going to miss the first game then?" If he gets out of the hospital that weekend Ill have to get one of my older Kids to take him home. He'll probably miss several games. Which kid wrecked the shitter? It was the teenage girl, wasn't it?
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Post by Ginger on Aug 5, 2017 15:12:14 GMT -6
That player couldn't take him out but a toilet did. He recently changed out a toilet in one our bathrooms. (Used to be a plumber) He then took the toilet to the county recycling/dump center and proceeded to heave ho the toilet over his head into a dumpster....and promptly ripped his rotator cuff....."massive damage" according to the MRI report..after seeing two different surgeons he found one that thinks he can fix it with some fancy assed surgery so he's going to do that on 8/30. He texted me that he had decided to do surgery that day and my response was "so....you're going to miss the first game then?" If he gets out of the hospital that weekend Ill have to get one of my older Kids to take him home. He'll probably miss several games. Which kid wrecked the shitter? It was the teenage girl, wasn't it? It was her bathroom but it was one of those 3 gallon flush type toilets that overflow easily. We replace the upstairs one a few years ago and just finally got to the downstairs one. It overflowed from just pee and TP...
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Post by Ginger on Sept 1, 2017 12:30:49 GMT -6
Sorry Meandrunk...Happy Fucking Birthday! I really should have put it on my calendar!
Sorry the last couple of days have been crazy! Diamond Dave had his surgery Tuesday and came home yesterday morning and he's hurting!
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Sept 1, 2017 15:28:01 GMT -6
Thanks Ginger! And was his surgery on his injuries from being plowed on the field?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2017 16:33:56 GMT -6
Which kid wrecked the shitter? It was the teenage girl, wasn't it? It was her bathroom but it was one of those 3 gallon flush type toilets that overflow easily. We replace the upstairs one a few years ago and just finally got to the downstairs one. It overflowed from just pee and TP... In Guatemala where son is and we'll soon visit, dey don't put used TP in da shitter. Dey dispose of it in garbage can next to shitter. Can't even imagine...
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Post by Ginger on Sept 1, 2017 17:34:24 GMT -6
It was her bathroom but it was one of those 3 gallon flush type toilets that overflow easily. We replace the upstairs one a few years ago and just finally got to the downstairs one. It overflowed from just pee and TP... In Guatemala where son is and we'll soon visit, dey don't put used TP in da shitter. Dey dispose of it in garbage can next to shitter. Can't even imagine... Many people in rural areas that are on septics do that very thing. My brothers in laws are on a farm near Ankeny and they have a note in their bathroom instructing users not to toss in the TP.
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Post by Ginger on Oct 16, 2017 14:34:45 GMT -6
It’s a day early but since today is my pa’s birthday, I decided to check the calendar and saw that it’s Duff’s birthday tomorrow so please offer your happy birthday wishes or condolences as you wish.
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Post by The Resistance on Oct 16, 2017 15:04:56 GMT -6
It’s a day early but since today is my pa’s birthday, I decided to check the calendar and saw that it’s Duff’s birthday tomorrow so please offer your happy birthday wishes or condolences as you wish. Is Momma Ginger still alive? Just wondering if she is in for the same type of wild night as Mrs Fudd.
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Post by Ginger on Oct 16, 2017 15:12:15 GMT -6
It’s a day early but since today is my pa’s birthday, I decided to check the calendar and saw that it’s Duff’s birthday tomorrow so please offer your happy birthday wishes or condolences as you wish. Is Momma Ginger still alive? Just wondering if she is in for the same type of wild night as Mrs Fudd. My mom? Are you talking about my mom? Who is Mrs. Fudd?
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Post by TaterWanger on Oct 16, 2017 18:15:51 GMT -6
A.n.a.l.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Oct 16, 2017 18:32:42 GMT -6
Is Momma Ginger still alive? Just wondering if she is in for the same type of wild night as Mrs Fudd. My mom? Are you talking about my mom? Who is Mrs. Fudd? Mrs. Duff. She's getting her chocolate starfish pounded by Duff.
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Post by TaterWanger on Oct 16, 2017 18:58:52 GMT -6
My mom? Are you talking about my mom? Who is Mrs. Fudd? Mrs. Duff. She's getting her chocolate starfish pounded by Duff.
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Post by Ginger on Oct 17, 2017 8:35:45 GMT -6
Is this a good time to say @duff, Happy Birthday Cunt! ?
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Post by TaterWanger on Oct 17, 2017 8:43:56 GMT -6
Is this a good time to say @duff, Happy Birthday Cunt! ? Not really. Im tryna get all this poop off my wang.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Oct 17, 2017 11:25:17 GMT -6
Is this a good time to say @duff, Happy Birthday Cunt! ? Not really. Im tryna get all this poop off my wang. Maybe you need a bigger dog?
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Post by The Resistance on Oct 17, 2017 13:16:23 GMT -6
Is this a good time to say @duff, Happy Birthday Cunt! ? Not really. Im tryna get all this poop off my wang. Happy BDay Old Dude
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Post by livingintheusa on Oct 17, 2017 13:39:13 GMT -6
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Oct 17, 2017 13:51:22 GMT -6
How old is Ol' Duff. Aren't you a dude in his early 30's who looks like he's in his late 40'ss?
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Post by TaterWanger on Oct 17, 2017 14:37:58 GMT -6
Ima dude in his early 30's who looks like hes balls deep in yo whiff.
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Post by Ginger on Oct 17, 2017 14:43:21 GMT -6
Ima dude in his early 30's who looks like hes balls deep in yo whiff. You should go celebrate by dancing naked and pooping in your neighbors years.
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Post by TaterWanger on Oct 17, 2017 15:27:51 GMT -6
Ima dude in his early 30's who looks like hes balls deep in yo whiff. You should go celebrate by dancing naked and pooping in your neighbors years. Thats a typo i guess? Ima assume yiu meant neighbors rears.
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Post by Ginger on Oct 17, 2017 17:58:29 GMT -6
You should go celebrate by dancing naked and pooping in your neighbors years. Thats a typo i guess? Ima assume yiu meant neighbors rears. Definitely a typo. I meant yard.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Oct 18, 2017 8:34:32 GMT -6
Ima dude in his early 30's who looks like hes balls deep in yo whiff. that'll age a man...
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Post by Ginger on Feb 9, 2018 7:09:23 GMT -6
Happy Birthday Ricky!
Yesterday was a big day in our family as my oldest daughter had her second child, a son. He will be serving backup to Meandrunks kids, as he weighed 9lbs 6oz. 21” long.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Feb 9, 2018 14:20:41 GMT -6
Happy Birthday Ricky! Yesterday was a big day in our family as my oldest daughter had her second child, a son. He will be serving backup to Meandrunks kids, as he weighed 9lbs 6oz. 21” long. Little one is on suspension from daycare due to bodyslamming a 1st grader. He'll be 2 in a couple months.
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