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Mr Olympia
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embarrassing boner stories Mar 30, 2008 17:28:00 GMT -6

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Post by Mr Olympia on Mar 30, 2008 17:28:00 GMT -6

feel free to share your embarrassing boner stories here. Every guy has a story where he has been caught sporting wood at an inopportune moment.

I was in 7th grade. at that age you can look at a wall and get wood. anyway, I was out of jeans so I had to wear sweatpants to school. Well, of course I got wood near the end of class and had to walk in the hall with a tent pitched in sweatpants. even the tightie-whities I was wearing couldn't contain this one (they were stylish back then, nobody wore boxers). Anyway, I was almost to my locker and I thought I'd gotten away with it when this kid comes up to me and says "hey, what's UP". I turn around and everybody in the hallway is just busting up. Damn that kid.

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my 5 favorite apologists responses:
5) who else are we gonna get to come here?
4) this is nothing compared to the "bad ol' days".
3) did you like Ferentz in 2002-2004,2009?
2) we're just little ol' Iowa
1) do you think you could do better?

Norm "racerhawk" Parker Avid Spork User Posts: 825	embarrassing boner stories Mar 30, 2008 18:33:14 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Norm "racerhawk" Parker on Mar 30, 2008 18:33:14 GMT -6 Church. 8th grade. Standing up after a prayer. I know one of my female classmates saw it. She giggled. My penis did not know it was in church. damn! Maybe it did!

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embarrassing boner stories Mar 30, 2008 19:45:00 GMT -6

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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Mar 30, 2008 19:45:00 GMT -6

I never had this problem, and I got boners in high school ALL THE TIME! Maybe it is just my boner, but it would always point north, so I could just tuck it in the waist band of my boxers, and walk around with a raging, mega-huge boner, and no one would be the wiser.

And just for fun...

And you thought you were in the middle of a rock concert last season at Iowa State home football games ...

You ain’t seen nothin' yet.

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embarrassing boner stories Mar 31, 2008 10:43:03 GMT -6

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Post by lpcalihawk on Mar 31, 2008 10:43:03 GMT -6

deadhead4life said:

I never had this problem, and I got boners in high school ALL THE TIME! Maybe it is just my boner, but it would always point north, so I could just tuck it in the waist band of my boxers, and walk around with a raging, mega-huge boner, and no one would be the wiser.

And just for fun...

I didn't know IATard was a teacher?? Poor kids.

Pee Pee and Poo Poo are Funny

bucketochicken Princess Buttercup Signed. Sealed. Delivered. Posts: 3,471	embarrassing boner stories Mar 31, 2008 11:01:13 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bucketochicken on Mar 31, 2008 11:01:13 GMT -6 I'm sure none of them will be left behind.

Gumbyhawk Real Douchebag Iowa Football....accepting mediocrity since 1999. Posts: 5,945	embarrassing boner stories Sept 16, 2008 14:35:50 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Gumbyhawk on Sept 16, 2008 14:35:50 GMT -6 Last night. When my boner wouldn't work. Signed- Iowafan1
	Kirk Ferentz is currently 114-82 at Iowa and is the 9th highest paid coach in the nation.

Mr Olympia Real Douchebag is it possible to play "not to lose" when you're losing? Posts: 7,831	embarrassing boner stories Sept 16, 2008 23:49:25 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mr Olympia on Sept 16, 2008 23:49:25 GMT -6 I can't believe this thread was brought back from the grave
	---- my 5 favorite apologists responses: 5) who else are we gonna get to come here? 4) this is nothing compared to the "bad ol' days". 3) did you like Ferentz in 2002-2004,2009? 2) we're just little ol' Iowa 1) do you think you could do better?

bucketochicken Princess Buttercup Signed. Sealed. Delivered. Posts: 3,471	embarrassing boner stories Sept 17, 2008 5:45:56 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bucketochicken on Sept 17, 2008 5:45:56 GMT -6 Is this really that funny...Is this really that funny...ha... "boner."

GhostMod 5000 Global Moderator Banned 100% United We Troll. Together We LOL Posts: 31,419	embarrassing boner stories Sept 17, 2008 9:36:48 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by GhostMod 5000 on Sept 17, 2008 9:36:48 GMT -6 I covered this topic in detail a few weeks ago... clubp15.blogspot.com/2008/08/youthful-uprisings.html
	And you thought you were in the middle of a rock concert last season at Iowa State home football games ... You ain’t seen nothin' yet. -Randy Peterson 8/28/16

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embarrassing boner stories Sept 17, 2008 9:43:17 GMT -6

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Sept 17, 2008 5:45:56 GMT -6 bucketochicken said:

Is this really that funny...Is this really that funny...ha... "boner."

"his name was boner!" AIs this really that funny...Is this really that funny...!!!

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Post by Mr Olympia on Mar 30, 2008 17:28:00 GMT -6

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