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Post by Ginger on Apr 27, 2014 8:29:44 GMT -6
Apparently I got drunk last night. I was home and in bed by 11:00, and feeling pretty good, but woke up about 4:00 on the couch, no idea how I got there. According to the wife, I got up in the middle of the night and was wandering around the bedroom looking for a place to piss. Somehow I wandered down the stairs and used that bathroom, instead of the one next to our bedroom. She went searching for me to see if I pissed where I wasn't supposed to and found me asleep on the couch. I remember nothing from 11:00 p.m. to 4:00 a.m. Do you tend to pee where you're not supposed to when you are drunk?
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Post by Earl Slick on Apr 27, 2014 8:42:38 GMT -6
So do I. And a pair of aviators with drive wear lenses. Is that cool? Are you saying my dad is cool? No, I was saying that I am uncool.
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Post by Other on Apr 27, 2014 21:23:26 GMT -6
Atta boy Billy. I'm enjoying the G&T tonight.....also, fuck whoever on here mentioned New Amsterdam gin. I like New Amsterdam, good gin and a moderate price. When you guzzle as much gin as I do you can't go for the Tanguray every time. This is exactly the problem. Its so good and so reasonably priced .........it's could be a problem.
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Post by The Resistance on Apr 30, 2014 10:41:37 GMT -6
I just push-mowed a quarter acre of thick weeds. I haz sweat. Have YOU broken a sweat today, x-ray specs? Well, I ran a 5k, but that barely elevated my heart rate. I now understand why you are in such good shape. www.kljb.com/story/25373303/joggers-groped-in-qca
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Post by Earl Slick on Apr 30, 2014 18:33:29 GMT -6
As the suspect flees he can be heard to say "bish, do you even lift?"
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Post by Stan's Field on May 1, 2014 17:26:39 GMT -6
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Post by Stan's Field on May 17, 2014 21:01:26 GMT -6
I bottle of LC#3 down, working on some Malbec as we speek , hay goast u fagt fite wanna?
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Post by Stan's Field on May 17, 2014 21:52:53 GMT -6
Ef eye ghets hedake frum dis re d wyne shite aftar bier , i;m a gunna slap ghoast upsyde teh face wif a brake rotor.
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Iam Drunj.
May 17, 2014 21:55:23 GMT -6
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Post by #70 on May 17, 2014 21:55:23 GMT -6
I dun drank two bear republic double IPAs. I'm gonna get drunk and play fifa LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLLLLLLLOLL
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Iam Drunj.
May 17, 2014 21:56:14 GMT -6
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Post by #70 on May 17, 2014 21:56:14 GMT -6
I bottle of LC#3 down, working on some Malbec as we speek , hay goast u fagt fite wanna? I have a Consecration in the fridge. Mmmmmmmm
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on May 17, 2014 21:59:42 GMT -6
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Iam Drunj.
May 17, 2014 22:04:41 GMT -6
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Post by #70 on May 17, 2014 22:04:41 GMT -6
What. The fuck. Is that.
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Post by Stan's Field on May 18, 2014 6:47:12 GMT -6
Fucking Lololol
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Post by Stan's Field on May 18, 2014 19:10:50 GMT -6
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Iam Drunj.
May 18, 2014 19:16:29 GMT -6
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Post by #70 on May 18, 2014 19:16:29 GMT -6
Alcoholic bitch
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Post by Stan's Field on May 18, 2014 19:21:40 GMT -6
Oh hai.
Y do the moast disappointing ppl always show up first.
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Iam Drunj.
May 18, 2014 20:18:10 GMT -6
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Post by #70 on May 18, 2014 20:18:10 GMT -6
You were here first.
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Iam Drunj.
May 18, 2014 20:49:26 GMT -6
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Post by Stan's Field on May 18, 2014 20:49:26 GMT -6
Least I lyft.
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Post by Ginger on May 23, 2014 18:57:02 GMT -6
I just got home from work. The temperature is above 50 and the sun is still out. I just drank a 16 oz Surly Furious in 5 minutes. I've corrected the spelling of words in the previous sentance 5 times. My lips are numb.
Scooter can you tell me how to install Terraria? My sin is driving me nuts.
That's my "son" is driving me nuts.
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May 23, 2014 19:02:25 GMT -6
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Post by #70 on May 23, 2014 19:02:25 GMT -6
Drinking a mirror mirror by deschutes right now. It's pouring outside.
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Post by Other on May 23, 2014 19:39:27 GMT -6
I drank the mostest freshest bottle of pseudo sue tonight.
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Post by Stan's Field on May 23, 2014 20:25:51 GMT -6
90 Minute IPA fer me. Mmmmmmmmm.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on May 23, 2014 20:55:14 GMT -6
I s pissed. I went to the newly remodeled east side Rudy's Tacos...IT'S NOT A FUCKING DIVA ANYMORE!!! What the fuck has become of this world, that you can't find a decent dive Messican restaurant in this town? And their margaritas are so watery, I had to drinj liek 4 to get a buzz going.
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Post by #70 on May 24, 2014 6:49:05 GMT -6
Drinking a mirror mirror by deschutes right now. It's pouring outside. Mirror mirror on the wall, why you make stololololol fall (asleep)?
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Post by Earl Slick on May 24, 2014 7:27:19 GMT -6
Mirror, mirror, in the glass, why you knock him on his ass?
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