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Post by ignatiusreilly on Apr 3, 2008 11:36:18 GMT -6
Anyone in the whole world... who would you pick?
I think I would pick Sean Hannity. I cannot stand that prick. He is so completely full of sh*t that it just drives me nuts. And you know nobody in charge at Fox News will go up to him and say "Hey Sean, you need to stop being misinformed. You need to stop misquoting people and blatently using quotes out of context, and you need to stop being such an overbearing ass to any guest who disagrees with your warped opinions."
I would like to stomp his head in and then drown him in a vat of cat urine.
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Post by lpcalihawk on Apr 3, 2008 11:45:54 GMT -6
Anyone in the whole world... who would you pick? I think I would pick Sean Hannity. I cannot stand that prick. He is so completely full of sh*t that it just drives me nuts. And you know nobody in charge at Fox News will go up to him and say "Hey Sean, you need to stop being misinformed. You need to stop misquoting people and blatently using quotes out of context, and you need to stop being such an overbearing ass to any guest who disagrees with your warped opinions." I would like to stomp his head in and then drown him in a vat of cat urine. The cat urine would make him cheese, Hannity doesn't deserve to experience cheesin'. Tough question to answer as I don't think physical violence does much, I'd rather beat the living shit out of them emotionally. That person would be the late John Ritter.
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Post by bucketochicken on Apr 3, 2008 12:10:31 GMT -6
Living or dead?
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Post by hawkeyescott on Apr 3, 2008 12:11:31 GMT -6
KOK and I don't think I need to explain.
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Post by ignatiusreilly on Apr 3, 2008 12:13:27 GMT -6
Living... but during the assualt you could use the corpse of any dead person you choose to afflict pain or even just to prop it up somewhere nearby.
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz (Heywood) on Apr 3, 2008 12:16:00 GMT -6
KOK and I don't think I need to explain. I would agree with that but unless you kill him KF would keep him as "Offensive Coordinator" and the beating might make him dumber (if that is at all possible).
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Post by idrinkthereforeiam on Apr 3, 2008 12:16:41 GMT -6
SoCal. With Chopsticks. And Butter.
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Post by Gumbyhawk on Apr 3, 2008 13:12:46 GMT -6
My wife's ex.
I think I would be up for a Noble Prize for that good deed for humanity.
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Post by bucketochicken on Apr 3, 2008 13:19:26 GMT -6
Living... but during the assualt you could use the corpse of any dead person you choose to afflict pain or even just to prop it up somewhere nearby. Cool. Hmmm... that's a tough one. I'll have to think on it.
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Post by Hawkeyes1982 on Apr 3, 2008 13:21:59 GMT -6
I'd like to beat the shit out of..
David Hasselhoff, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, George Bush, Rosie Odonnel, Oprah Winfrey, KOK, Charlie Weiss, Miley Cyrus, Dr. Phil, Tom Cruise, Britney Spears, Keven Federline, Brody Jenner, Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson, Terrell Owens, 50 Cent, I think thats about it for now.. Is this really that funny...
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Post by ignatiusreilly on Apr 3, 2008 14:01:59 GMT -6
I'd like to beat the shit out of.. David Hasselhoff, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, George Bush, Rosie Odonnel, Oprah Winfrey, KOK, Charlie Weiss, Miley Cyrus, Dr. Phil, Tom Cruise, Britney Spears, Keven Federline, Brody Jenner, Chad Ocho Cinco Johnson, Terrell Owens, 50 Cent, I think thats about it for now.. Is this really that funny... lol... a lot of these names are mentioned in Tim Wilson's awesome song "But I Could Be Wrong".
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Post by Norm "racerhawk" Parker on Apr 3, 2008 16:35:59 GMT -6
Bill O Loofah O falafel O Reilly. I would beat the F0ck out of that pig and thoroughly enjoy it.
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Post by Solar Stud on Apr 3, 2008 20:40:37 GMT -6
I've only got one word to explain my choice...
Stever Alfraud
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Post by HawksStock on Apr 4, 2008 6:46:27 GMT -6
He who should not be named...
Ronnie Harmon
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Post by NOTTHOR on Apr 4, 2008 7:46:26 GMT -6
I'd get all the pol hacks in a room, turn off the lights and just start dropping dogs. Hannity, O'Reilly, Limbaugh, Coulter, Moore, Franken, the leader of the Westboro church, the leave Britney alone kid, etc.
Then, when I was done, I would let a massive fart fly and leave the door locked so they had to smell that while they wallowed in pain.
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Post by guyruckerfarted on Apr 4, 2008 7:56:59 GMT -6
1. Ronnie Harmon; 2. Troy Smith; 3. Mike Vrabel; 4. Lloyd Carr; 5. Bo Schembechler's widow
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Post by lpcalihawk on Apr 4, 2008 8:16:30 GMT -6
Can I change my answer to DrakeBulldog (aka Ever's lover)?
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Post by bucketochicken on Apr 4, 2008 8:39:24 GMT -6
My father-in-law, for reasons too numerous and complicated to explain. I actually really like the guy - this would be more of a "for your own good" type of thing. Also, I'd have to go back in time about 35-40 years to do it. So it would be more preventative as opposed to vengeful, I guess.
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Post by drakebulldog on Apr 4, 2008 9:05:14 GMT -6
Can I change my answer to DrakeBulldog (aka Ever's lover)? lp, you'd shit your pants. Bring Racer and Hillcal with you. See ya at the Spring Game.
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Post by Saggitariutt Jefferspin (ith) on Apr 4, 2008 10:11:04 GMT -6
The leader of the Westboro church...and I'd go completely Medieval.
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Post by socal on Apr 4, 2008 10:22:57 GMT -6
The leader of the Westboro church...and I'd go completely Medieval. Michael Moore tried a while back....
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Post by iagirl223 on Apr 4, 2008 16:08:28 GMT -6
Sadly, Ronnie Harmon is the correct answer. Not 1 or 2 fumbles but 5!!!!!! If only Al Gore had invented the internets in the early 80's. That would have been the greatest meltdown ever! Billy Mays deserves a severe beatdown. His voice is worse than Mary Hart's. Honorable mentions: Steve Alford, Carrot Top, Terrell Owens, Billary and Brett Favre if he 'unretires'. Enough already.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Apr 5, 2008 11:07:52 GMT -6
Billy Mays
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Post by Justhawks17 on Apr 5, 2008 14:50:25 GMT -6
Ronnie Harmon, Jermain Wallace fukk you asssplunker, Dominque Douglas STUPID FUKK, Bruce Weber and Ron Zook for how the talk and why they talk like little kids, Basically all of the Wisconsin fans for being such worthless pieces of living dog piss, Brett Favre because that SOB always killed the bears, Raider fans for being well raider fans, ESPN basically everyone on there that gets boners over the yankees/red sox matchups or the Dook/UNC matchups, I wont watch yankees v Red Sox games because of ESPN, Johnny Damon because you are a little bitch Johnny, HSWNBN also equals Angel berrora, what a waste of talent you are HWSNBN, ok I am done
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Post by Mr Olympia on Apr 5, 2008 15:46:56 GMT -6
there are too many to name. I'd have to hire thugs to get all of them. somebody call DD and Cleveland
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