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Post by NOTTHOR on Apr 8, 2008 10:05:24 GMT -6
He won the basketball pool in the office but had not paid. I was the commish and sent the following email to everyone in the pool, but had discussed it with everyone in the pool first (except the mark) and they all agreed that had he not won, he would have forked over the cash and it was only right to leave him as the winner:
All:
Thank you for your participation in the pool. All persons who had not tendered the entry fee to me by the close of business yesterday had their accounts suspended and have been terminated from the pool under the rights reserved to the commissioner per the multiple emails that I had sent in the past weeks. Due to a disqualification of the first place bracket based upon failure to timely pay, I would like to congratulate my good friends, [__] and [__] who came in first and second respectively after such disqualification.
Congratulations.
BTR
Needless to say, he was so mad that he was on the brink of crying like a little byatch. Me and autolykos are still laughing about his hysteria. I ended up paying him, but his meltdown was classic.
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Post by leonbt on Apr 8, 2008 19:06:01 GMT -6
1. Whenever you do things like that I would greatly appreciate you taping it for the rest of us to watch.
2. I presume socal is gonna be like hey man where I come from that's not cool.
3. I think I almost made one of my clients cry when I told him that the State was seeking the maximum (364 days) jail sentence on his charge-trespass to motor vehicle, that we had no defense, and there was an outstanding warrant for his arrest. (for the record we have no defense, there was a warrant, but I have no idea how much jail the state wanted).
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Post by socal on Apr 8, 2008 19:55:38 GMT -6
2. I presume socal is gonna be like hey man where I come from that's not cool. No, my first thought after seeing the thread title was "Wow, now BTR's admitting he pitches too?  " |
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Post by bucketochicken on Apr 8, 2008 19:56:24 GMT -6
pwned
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Post by NOTTHOR on Apr 8, 2008 20:06:18 GMT -6
2. I presume socal is gonna be like hey man where I come from that's not cool. No, my first thought after seeing the thread title was "Wow, now BTR's admitting he pitches too? " And that is precisely why I want you to know we are here for you if you need to discuss anything. Most people I know wouldn't reach such a conclusion, but then again, most of the people I know aren't fantasizing about pitching and catching or whatever your people call it nowadays, either. I'm totally serial brah, if you need to rap about something, just throw it out, we won't judge you. |
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Post by socal on Apr 8, 2008 20:15:12 GMT -6
...(No, it was conjured up in response to Leon... as I didn't want to tell him he was pretty close to accurate)... If you would read Rude Pundit everyday, you'd see where I try to get my writing style. He's my hero. rudepundit.blogspot.com/ |
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Post by bucketochicken on Apr 8, 2008 20:25:21 GMT -6
He's right. Rude Pundit is fucking genius.
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Post by detlef on Apr 9, 2008 8:58:01 GMT -6
typical tight-fisted litigator who wants something for nothing.
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Post by Master Blaster on Apr 10, 2008 0:21:43 GMT -6
I am actually a little dissappointed at this after reading it. But hey, I get Sailors to cry on a regular basis after a good a$$ chewing. Not that hard of a feat to tell the truth.
I do like the prank though. Always like to see if someone can handle being put on the limiter and still maintain their composure. Tells you a lot about the person.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Apr 10, 2008 7:14:16 GMT -6
I am actually a little dissappointed at this after reading it. But hey, I get Sailors to cry on a regular basis after a good a$$ chewing. Not that hard of a feat to tell the truth. I do like the prank though. Always like to see if someone can handle being put on the limiter and still maintain their composure. Tells you a lot about the person. Amen brother. How the hell is going to react when the other side on a deal doesn't give him what he wants? |
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