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Post by NOTTHOR on Jun 18, 2014 10:54:31 GMT -6
I'll tell you a outstanding drunk story of a guy from The Dodge and you can ask the resort owner about it. This was about 5 years ago. The guy can put away the sauce at a unbelievable level but after about 40 cans he was spent. He fell in the lake at about 2am so they haul him up to his room. He proceeds to get into the shower and this was when they just had the stand up showers, no tub. He passes out and his butt is on top of the drain so the water keeps running and proceeds to flood the room. They are on a huge family reunion and his mother wakes about 7 to take a shower and there is no hot water so she goes to the front desk complaining. About this time his 80 year old grand parents who are in the room below have ceiling tile and water falling in on them in bed. They go up to his room and the cold water is still coming down on him and he is still out. They drag him to his bed and he wakes about one in the afternoon without a clue anything happened. Holy shit, that sounds awesome. I can just picture how pissed off that resort owner had to have been. That water prolly fucking wrecked everything.
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Post by twinlaker on Jun 18, 2014 11:33:02 GMT -6
Motor is a very good drinker. He's a wise man he would have passed on the White Dog. Is it someone I prolly know, Bones? Hints? Or PM me, I gots ta know......
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2014 11:43:04 GMT -6
Oh, noes a small tent at Arnold's Park gots blowd over what are we to do. I'm going to Arnolds Park on Saturday. OH BOY I get to see things like this. I can't wait!!!
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Post by Stan's Field on Jun 18, 2014 15:39:01 GMT -6
I always wondered why some ppl think having to drive on a road makes you "apart" of that road/area......
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Post by Plez Azkins on Jun 18, 2014 15:48:45 GMT -6
The wind at 1:00 last night was nuts. The sirens went off and my son ran into my room and started freaking out. We had shit hit our house, but it was really small stuff. Looks like we got moar bad weather coming tonight and tomorrow. What do you do? Y'all can't sleep in da basement because your prole sump pump gonna fail and you'll drown. But if you sleep upstairs, a tornado gonna blow you away. What is your strategy? I live in upscale Urbandale, pal. Walk-out basement and ma house has a washway for Beaver Creek directly behind it; everything flows down hill.
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Post by The Resistance on Jun 24, 2014 13:06:14 GMT -6
Fucking flooding on I29 yesterday morning. Fuck. A couple years ago when I-29 was two lane while they were rebuilding after the major flooding I was going south towards KC and Frank from American Pickers was going north in the other lane in that Mercedes van they drive. I waved but the prick didn't see me. I probably should have boycotted the show after that. Sounds like Otho and Coalville, Iowa will be coming into your family rooms this fall. The Pickers were in town with the film crew. Wonder if they were scoping out any old dirt bikes, old tractor tires or anything of that sort.
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Post by twinlaker on Jun 24, 2014 13:13:18 GMT -6
A couple years ago when I-29 was two lane while they were rebuilding after the major flooding I was going south towards KC and Frank from American Pickers was going north in the other lane in that Mercedes van they drive. I waved but the prick didn't see me. I probably should have boycotted the show after that. Sounds like Otho and Coalville, Iowa will be coming into your family rooms this fall. The Pickers were in town with the film crew. Wonder if they were scoping out any old dirt bikes, old tractor tires or anything of that sort. Prolly, OK4P's old trailer house is still there and full of his old toys... like a stick and a rock.
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Post by The Resistance on Jun 24, 2014 13:14:57 GMT -6
Sounds like Otho and Coalville, Iowa will be coming into your family rooms this fall. The Pickers were in town with the film crew. Wonder if they were scoping out any old dirt bikes, old tractor tires or anything of that sort. Prolly, OK4P's old trailer house is still there and full of his old toys... like a stick and a rock. A spoon and a old tin cup he stole from Wanna's Won Ton Inn.
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Post by Earl Slick on Jun 24, 2014 13:25:31 GMT -6
Prolly, OK4P's old trailer house is still there and full of his old toys... like a stick and a rock. A spoon and a old tin cup he stole from Wanna's Won Ton Inn. Wanna's had great food, now the Dodge has that crappy Chinese buffet in the former Perkins building. Not a good trade.
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Post by dbcooper on Jun 24, 2014 14:31:00 GMT -6
Prolly, OK4P's old trailer house is still there and full of his old toys... like a stick and a rock. A spoon and a old tin cup he stole from Wanna's Won Ton Inn. One melted Lego and a Big Wheels missing a rear tire that he pilfered from the dumpster behind the Otho Pub.
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Post by Earl Slick on Jun 24, 2014 15:12:16 GMT -6
A skin-encrusted Folgers coffee can.
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Post by dbcooper on Jun 24, 2014 15:33:48 GMT -6
O'Keefe was so poor as a child he showed up to the first day of tee ball with a broom stick and an oven mit.
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Post by livingintheusa on Jun 24, 2014 16:07:39 GMT -6
Hey but he grew to be a man
"O'Keefe created an exchange program between Russian and American middle school football players. In recognition he received the Dodge Award for language advocacy from the Northeast Conference on the Teaching of Foreign Languages in 1998." WIKI
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Post by #70 on Jun 24, 2014 17:04:14 GMT -6
the weather here is wonderful. so wonderful, i was given free beer today. I think it might be even more wonderful tomorrow. Free beer AND free golf. mmkay
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Post by twinlaker on Jun 24, 2014 17:15:48 GMT -6
A spoon and a old tin cup he stole from Wanna's Won Ton Inn. Wanna's had great food, now the Dodge has that crappy Chinese buffet in the former Perkins building. Not a good trade. That crappy Chinese buffet is no longer..... replaced by crappy Chinese buffet down the street. Remember in Fort Dodge, Fazoli's passes for fine Eyetalian food.
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Post by #70 on Jun 24, 2014 17:19:25 GMT -6
So you've actually been to Ogden, IA? course. got no free beer tho.
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Post by Earl Slick on Jun 24, 2014 17:24:22 GMT -6
Wanna's had great food, now the Dodge has that crappy Chinese buffet in the former Perkins building. Not a good trade. That crappy Chinese buffet is no longer..... replaced by crappy Chinese buffet down the street. Remember in Fort Dodge, Fazoli's passes for fine Eyetalian food. Why am I not surprised at this news?
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Post by Earl Slick on Jun 24, 2014 17:40:02 GMT -6
Why am I not surprised at this news? No moar stray dog & cat problem in the dirty Dodge. The Poodle N Noodle being shut down will cause an increase in strays in the FD area.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jun 24, 2014 21:57:19 GMT -6
A spoon and a old tin cup he stole from Wanna's Won Ton Inn. One melted Lego and a Big Wheels missing a rear tire that he pilfered from the dumpster behind the Otho Pub. And plague germs that residents of the city of Fort Dodge alone are immune to...........
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Post by Stan's Field on Jun 24, 2014 21:58:41 GMT -6
Wanna's had great food, now the Dodge has that crappy Chinese buffet in the former Perkins building. Not a good trade. That crappy Chinese buffet is no longer..... replaced by crappy Chinese buffet down the street. Remember in Fort Dodge, Fazoli's passes for fine Eyetalian food. I'd kill myself if I was from there.
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jun 25, 2014 20:39:51 GMT -6
The first half of the week has had great weather here in Iowa's beautiful great lakes. Looks like increasing chances of rain the rest of the week.
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Post by twinlaker on Jun 25, 2014 21:42:32 GMT -6
The first half of the week has had great weather here in Iowa's beautiful great lakes. Looks like increasing chances of rain the rest of the week. Pics of 6' 10" guy on wakeboard, or GTFO......
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jun 26, 2014 14:57:44 GMT -6
Went kneeboarding yesterday. Knee didn't like it much. Sorry, no wakeboarding.
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Post by Earl Slick on Jun 28, 2014 17:28:35 GMT -6
I went to see/hear Pieta Brown and Iris Dement, and possibly the BoDeans but the fucking rain ruined it all...fuck this weather.
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Post by Earl Slick on Jun 28, 2014 18:15:09 GMT -6
the BoDeans are still playing? holy cats, they have staying power I haz one of their cds from like 20 years ago, it's good stuff I haz the one with Rickshaw Riding...it's a goodun'. edit: Love & Hope & Sex & Dreams.
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