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Post by Other on Jun 30, 2014 12:40:05 GMT -6
Looks like Le Dez is going to get hit in a little bit. I hope my parents start going down to the basement now. It might take a while. It has arrived. How bad is it? This shit is heading right for me.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 30, 2014 12:40:33 GMT -6
Why do people think they need to go to the basement every time it storms. I wuz at a party the otter night, and this girl was all like "My husband has weather alerts on his phone. One went off last night, so we went to the basement. Did you know you're supposed to go to the middle of the basement? Away from the walls? We usually don't do that, but with a kid now, I think we need to."
For the record, this storm that they fled to the basement for? Didn't even wake me up. It wasn't a tornado warning, just a severe storm warning. Buncha Scooters, the lot of them.
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Post by Plez Azkins on Jun 30, 2014 12:42:30 GMT -6
It's really coming down in the U. Going to be more flooding.
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Post by egadsto on Jun 30, 2014 12:43:19 GMT -6
Why do people think they need to go to the basement every time it storms. I wuz at a party the otter night, and this girl was all like "My husband has weather alerts on his phone. One went off last night, so we went to the basement. Did you know you're supposed to go to the middle of the basement? Away from the walls? We usually don't do that, but with a kid now, I think we need to." For the record, this storm that they fled to the basement for? Didn't even wake me up. It wasn't a tornado warning, just a severe storm warning. Buncha Scooters, the lot of them.
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Post by Earl Slick on Jun 30, 2014 12:44:44 GMT -6
How bad is it? This shit is heading right for me. No hail downtown, just some moderate rainfall.
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Post by Earl Slick on Jun 30, 2014 12:45:57 GMT -6
It's really coming down in the U. Going to be more flooding. The U has been getting pounded lately.
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Post by twine on Jun 30, 2014 12:56:16 GMT -6
They had everyone hunkered down near the elevators in my building downtown, and the security guy was walking around to make sure people weren't gawking out the window. I was gawking out the window pretty much the whole time. While it was dark and raining, it didn't seem too bad. I don't even think people lost power anywhere.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 30, 2014 14:11:06 GMT -6
So basically, it's 9-11 Lite in teh Dez right now? Storm sirens going off in D Prolt. I am now in a secure location in the dark, thinking about resorting to cannibalism. Oh wait, no...I'm in a office, people are coming and going liek normal, because a thunderstorm is a weekly event, not a reason to cower in fear liek a fucking idiot.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jun 30, 2014 14:14:04 GMT -6
OMFG!!! Our CR office has lost power! WE'RE FUCKING DOOMED!!!
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Post by egadsto on Jun 30, 2014 14:19:28 GMT -6
OMFG!!! Our CR office has lost power! WE'RE FUCKING DOOMED!!! Our lights flickered here in CR, but then the generator kicked in. 80 MPH straightline winds here for a bit.
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Post by egadsto on Jun 30, 2014 14:24:18 GMT -6
how do you know they were blowing in a straight line? are you an engineer?? did you apply proven scientific formulae or some sort of calipers or giant level?
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Post by egadsto on Jun 30, 2014 14:24:57 GMT -6
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Jun 30, 2014 16:10:53 GMT -6
Stormageddon janesville edition. WE ARE UNDER THE GUN!!!!!!
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Post by Stan's Field on Jun 30, 2014 16:21:17 GMT -6
You wanted a nice picnic with hookers, now it's rain! You wanted to do lines off of one's titties whilst you assfuck the other, now it's rain!
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Post by Gunner Thompson on Jun 30, 2014 16:58:31 GMT -6
Just pour 3kpsi mix on everything. I was on my way back from Walford when the storm hit, all the guys I had at the shop pulled their vehicles inside, but they "forgot" about my tanker drivers pickup, so it didn't get pulled inside. Fucking idiots. Did ya stop at The Angle Inn and fill up yur tanker before they forgot to pull it in?
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Post by Gunner Thompson on Jun 30, 2014 17:10:54 GMT -6
And no sense was made by the alt. Try to keep up Kemosabe...
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Post by Earl Slick on Jun 30, 2014 17:25:45 GMT -6
You wanted a nice picnic with hookers, now it's rain! You wanted to do lines off of one's titties whilst you assfuck the other, now it's rain! What song is that from?
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Post by NotMyKid on Jun 30, 2014 17:36:17 GMT -6
It's fucking rain you lil bitches. Unless u live in an easily flooded area (prole) you should be fine.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jun 30, 2014 18:13:36 GMT -6
You wanted a nice picnic with hookers, now it's rain! You wanted to do lines off of one's titties whilst you assfuck the other, now it's rain! What song is that from? My new album
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Post by #70 on Jun 30, 2014 19:08:50 GMT -6
dont fukkin steal shit, brah. itll haunt ya.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jun 30, 2014 20:42:22 GMT -6
dont fukkin steal shit, brah. itll haunt ya. Like anything I do or say isn't 100% original and intellectual property of IceHide LLC or one of its subsidiaries.
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Post by #70 on Jun 30, 2014 20:48:27 GMT -6
dont fukkin steal shit, brah. itll haunt ya. Like anything I do or say isn't 100% original and intellectual property of IceHide LLC or one of its subsidiaries. I purchased 51% of icehide LLC last month. yur ma bish.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jun 30, 2014 20:52:37 GMT -6
Nevar had an IPO
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Post by #70 on Jun 30, 2014 20:54:25 GMT -6
you were drunk. signed a piece of paper. didnt read teh back. tis mine. bish.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jul 2, 2014 20:54:18 GMT -6
Soooo, about that weather. 55 degrees right now, on JULY FUCKING 2ND!
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