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Post by Ginger on Jan 15, 2014 21:27:38 GMT -6
..but did you cry? Also where on the ankle is your summit of a 14er. I am not familiar with that anatomy term. I did not cry, but I did recite Carlin's Seven Dirty Words. "Summit of a 14er" is the terminus of my massive cock. Still confused. By terminus, do you mean the distal end, closest to the floor, or proximal end, or the base?
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Post by thunderhawk on Jan 15, 2014 21:29:27 GMT -6
I did not cry, but I did recite Carlin's Seven Dirty Words. "Summit of a 14er" is the terminus of my massive cock. Still confused. By terminus, do you mean the distal end, closest to the floor, or proximal end, or the base? That would be the venom launcher.
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Post by Ginger on Jan 15, 2014 21:30:48 GMT -6
Still confused. By terminus, do you mean the distal end, closest to the floor, or proximal end, or the base? That would be the venom launcher. The balls are where you keep the venom.
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Post by thunderhawk on Jan 15, 2014 21:59:59 GMT -6
That would be the venom launcher. The balls are where you keep the venom. Store but not launch
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Post by Ginger on Jan 15, 2014 23:36:36 GMT -6
The balls are where you keep the venom. Store but not launch Got it. So... Deandre Kane is a pussy, right?
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Post by A boy named Sioux on Jan 16, 2014 8:49:50 GMT -6
That is correct.
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Post by thunderhawk on Jan 16, 2014 10:39:23 GMT -6
Got it. So... Deandre Kane is a pussy, right? The actual situation was below the summit of Mount of the Holy Cross. It's a steep, rocky descent (you know, cuz it's a fucking tall mountain)...it was misty, slippery... cranked ankle between a couple of boulders. The kick in the balls on that mountain is that you have to actually ascend 1500 ft on the descent, but that actually worked in my favor since it felt better on an incline (less force placed on the leg.) Fortunately, I always pack some hydrocodone and I popped a couple of those as soon as I hit treeline. Fixed.
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Post by Ginger on Jan 16, 2014 13:40:50 GMT -6
A real man would have popped the hydrocodone first, and chewed or cut his ankle off, and ascended the mountain.
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Post by thunderhawk on Jan 16, 2014 14:35:12 GMT -6
A real man would have popped the hydrocodone first, and chewed or cut his ankle off, and ascended the mountain. I had already summited that cocksucker, I was on my way down (which is when most accidents/injuries occur.)
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 16, 2014 14:55:23 GMT -6
Most serious basketball injuries occur within the last 10 seconds of a game you're losing.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 16, 2014 19:40:37 GMT -6
Most fapping injuries occur about 95% into the session when someone comes home early..
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 17, 2014 12:04:25 GMT -6
Most fapping injuries occur about 95% into the session when someone comes home early.. I once got a calf injury while fapping.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 17, 2014 12:24:57 GMT -6
You must have been playing from behind...
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 17, 2014 12:54:49 GMT -6
zzzzz
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 17, 2014 12:58:41 GMT -6
Icehide = dead lyfts while mountain climbing with sprained ankles...
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 18, 2014 16:28:47 GMT -6
Anyone watching the Clown game right now? I just checked the stats, and it looks liek the REFS ARE SCREWING ISU LIEK THEY ALWAYS DO!!!!11ONE!
13 minutes left and Ejim, Niang, and Houge have 3 fouls each.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jan 18, 2014 16:37:18 GMT -6
Trying to watch it but can't seem to find it on my behemoth sports plan. I think I have every BCS and mid major game in progress right now other than the ISU game. Did the fucking Mediacom conglomerate lock that shit down and put it on $1000 pay per view or some shit?
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 18, 2014 16:46:04 GMT -6
ESPN 3 Bro. I wonder if that means Longhorn network
FWIW, on Twitter, clown fans are claiming the announcers are rooting for the clowns to lose, which is very entertaining.
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Post by NOTTHOR on Jan 18, 2014 16:50:49 GMT -6
ESPN 3 Bro. I wonder if that means Longhorn network FWIW, on Twitter, clown fans are claiming the announcers are rooting for the clowns to lose, which is very entertaining. ESPN 3? Just say not on TV, brah. Not on TV.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Jan 18, 2014 16:55:16 GMT -6
ESPN 3 Bro. I wonder if that means Longhorn network FWIW, on Twitter, clown fans are claiming the announcers are rooting for the clowns to lose, which is very entertaining. ESPN 3? Just say not on TV, brah. Not on TV. That's what it said on the ISU homepage on ESPN. I dunno what the fuck it means, I ain't got no fancy cable. Either way, clowns are down late. If they lose this one, and hox win tomorrow, Iowa will be ranked higher. many lulz will then be had.
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Post by The Resistance on Jan 18, 2014 17:04:57 GMT -6
You mean you don't get WOI chan. 5 in the Big Windy.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 18, 2014 17:06:52 GMT -6
Goal tending Fagt
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Post by NotMyKid on Jan 18, 2014 17:07:12 GMT -6
Big 12 Network. Local fox in IC.
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 18, 2014 17:07:24 GMT -6
Hook em whores
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Post by Stan's Field on Jan 18, 2014 17:07:53 GMT -6
Ridley look like Frank Gore
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