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Post by #70 on May 7, 2014 8:06:12 GMT -6
I'ma own you. Can't own the janky tavern, because you don't have title to it, but I'ma own the fucking passLOLOLat for sure. And Stella. She owns the building, not my business ya tardbelly
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Post by #70 on May 7, 2014 8:13:14 GMT -6
She owns the building, not my business ya tardbelly building is where the value is, shorty Value in both, tubby
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Post by #70 on May 7, 2014 8:13:30 GMT -6
You sound scared. Ahokk1 + his son vs. you and your golf pal for at least $500 yes or no? Who is my golf pal?
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Post by #70 on May 7, 2014 8:25:45 GMT -6
I don't know. The fagt you golf with at albaugh's course. His kid or whoever the fuck. Why can't it just be me vs you? For all the marbles? Cuz you too scurred? ? BAIs this really that funny...HA
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Post by #70 on May 7, 2014 8:26:15 GMT -6
I'll only use a 7-iron and a putter.
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Post by Stan's Field on May 7, 2014 8:30:42 GMT -6
Golfer was liek the #200 golfer in his town in 2013.
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Post by #70 on May 7, 2014 8:36:09 GMT -6
Golfer was liek the #200 golfer in his town in 2013. Dang. Ya think?
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Post by The Resistance on May 7, 2014 8:38:28 GMT -6
Golfer was liek the #200 golfer in his town in 2013. Not possible. They don't have 200 people in town. Golfer sounds like Chuck has set us up a match. How much are you guy's gambling for?
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Post by #70 on May 7, 2014 8:45:42 GMT -6
Golfer was liek the #200 golfer in his town in 2013. Not possible. They don't have 200 people in town. Golfer sounds like Chuck has set us up a match. How much are you guy's gambling for? I don't know how good my partner is these days. He can't bet horses for shit I found out.
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Post by The Resistance on May 7, 2014 8:54:13 GMT -6
Sounds like you and Chuck are betting some major paper. Bring any partner you'd like. Just let me know how much you guys are gambling for.
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Post by #70 on May 7, 2014 8:56:16 GMT -6
Sounds like you and Chuck are betting some major paper. Bring any partner you'd like. Just let me know how much you guys are gambling for. I get his house. You can have his outdoor shower. I've now received some inside info that this is a setup.
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Post by #70 on May 7, 2014 8:57:48 GMT -6
that's what the fuck I'm talkin' about clean him out, Bonez It's yur "money"
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Post by Stan's Field on May 7, 2014 10:01:07 GMT -6
I'm so good at golf.
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Post by Earl Slick on May 7, 2014 10:11:36 GMT -6
So you get the ball past the windmill blade on the first shot?
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Post by The Resistance on May 7, 2014 10:18:05 GMT -6
Ice they used to have a tournament in the prole city of Davenport called the "Shit Face Open". For every can consumed you could subtract a stroke. By the end of the day most of the golf carts looked like they had been in a demolition derby. They eventually were kicked off every course in the area and the event ended. The Gator Open was the best event in the Quads. Strippers on all holes that were away from the club house. That was also cancelled as well. Ice my money would be on you in the "Shit Face Open".
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Post by Stan's Field on May 7, 2014 10:21:53 GMT -6
Ice they used to have a tournament in the prole city of Davenport called the "Shit Face Open". For every can consumed you could subtract a stroke. By the end of the day most of the golf carts looked like they had been in a demolition derby. They eventually were kicked off every course in the area and the event ended. The Gator Open was the best event in the Quads. Strippers on all holes that were away from the club house. That was also cancelled as well. Ice my money would be on you in the "Shit Face Open". There was, or still is I should say, a drunken fucking bonanza of a golf day around here. It's not what it once was....... Thank god. Cause shit got real real fucking quick. Fireworks. Booze. Nudity. Bumper carts. Booze.
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Post by Earl Slick on May 7, 2014 10:22:15 GMT -6
I was once in a golf cart demo derby on a course at the Broadmoor. It was fun but ultimately proved to be rather expensive.
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Post by Stan's Field on May 7, 2014 10:27:10 GMT -6
Nothings more fun than destroying golf courses...... Looking back it's stupid, obviously, but young and dumb and stuff.....
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Post by egadsto on May 7, 2014 10:33:36 GMT -6
Ice they used to have a tournament in the prole city of Davenport called the "Shit Face Open". For every can consumed you could subtract a stroke. By the end of the day most of the golf carts looked like they had been in a demolition derby. They eventually were kicked off every course in the area and the event ended. The Gator Open was the best event in the Quads. Strippers on all holes that were away from the club house. That was also cancelled as well. Ice my money would be on you in the "Shit Face Open". My wife is on the board at the country club, I'm gonna have her propose a "Shit Face Open", sounds like fun.
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Post by twinlaker on May 7, 2014 11:35:26 GMT -6
I was once in a golf cart demo derby on a course at the Broadmoor. It was fun but ultimately proved to be rather expensive. Whoa.....at the Broadmoor? Were they Bentley golfcarts?$$$$$
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Post by #70 on May 7, 2014 12:09:56 GMT -6
There's a shitty 9 hole course close to here that everyone does those tournament at. Owner lets you put kegs out there. 6 hour round, but plenty of booze.
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Post by Stan's Field on May 7, 2014 12:53:15 GMT -6
I don't see how kegs on the course are of any value. Do you put solo cups full of beer in your cart-cooler? You'd have to put lids on them. Sounds like a huge pain in the ass, and very messy and sticky (like scooter's sects life). Cans are wicked convenient when golfing and frolfing. I don't think volume containers are useful in those conditions. My US$0.02 I thawt plasix ballers only dealt in Euros?
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Post by #70 on May 7, 2014 13:25:01 GMT -6
I don't see how kegs on the course are of any value. Do you put solo cups full of beer in your cart-cooler? You'd have to put lids on them. Sounds like a huge pain in the ass, and very messy and sticky (like scooter's sects life). Cans are wicked convenient when golfing and frolfing. I don't think volume containers are useful in those conditions. My US$0.02 It's a pain in the ass sorta. But remember, when you fill up a 9 hole course you aren't driving too often so you can almost walk with em. The tourney takes forever, but you stop caring after about the 5th beer. And you drink the top 1/3 of the beer quick so it doesn't spill, ya dumby.
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Post by #70 on May 7, 2014 13:25:28 GMT -6
There's a shitty 9 hole course close to here that everyone does those tournament at. Owner lets you put kegs out there. 6 hour round, but plenty of booze. I'm playing in the "Coors Light Tournament" here at the end of the month. We have it every year at our local 9 hole course; free kegs a couple different locations on the course, and another at the club house. We always play in the morning group, then hang around and get even more drunk and heckle the afternoon group. That doesn't sound horrible at all.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on May 7, 2014 13:47:01 GMT -6
I don't see how kegs on the course are of any value. Do you put solo cups full of beer in your cart-cooler? You'd have to put lids on them. Sounds like a huge pain in the ass, and very messy and sticky (like scooter's sects life). Cans are wicked convenient when golfing and frolfing. I don't think volume containers are useful in those conditions. My US$0.02 Get one of these. I know that in 105 degree texas heat they will keep 52 OZ of beer cold for at least a hour and a half. More than enough time to drink it. Sure, you have to flip open the drinking spout lid to drink, but hey, easy beer refills.
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