An immigration plan that needs to happen

[GhostMod 5000]

Apparantly, Mexicans like to go around beating the shit out of Emo kids. Since there is obviously a glut of those little bitches in this country, we need to open our borders to some of our Mexican friends to come and do the job many Americans are apparantly unwilling to do.

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If you don't know what Emo kids are, you probably haven't been in as many Middle or High schools as I have, but it looks like this.

[Gumbyhawk]

So, what happens with a beaner emo kid? Does he just beat his own ass?


Actually, he probably spends his day protesting on how America hates him and pleading for people to kick his ass.

[NOTTHOR]

ghost, this is good stuff. Emo's scare me more than hippies and I didn't even know what they were until you introduced them.

[Gumbyhawk]

Even I would give out a few green cards if it meant a few less emo kids.


My gawd... are they all just BEGGING for an ass kicking!

[Mr Olympia]

kill an Emo, get a green card!

[GhostMod 5000]

Ralphie boy, I am in the unfortunate situation where I have to deal with emo kids around 2 or three days a week. it is not cool. I know that I am not in a situation where I could just slap them across the face and tell them to stop being retarded pussies, but if I could hire some guys outside of Home Depot to do it for me for about $12 a day, I would.

[NOTTHOR]

Man ghost, you've got a helluva lot more restraint than me. Those kids need a swift kick in the ass.

Does the fact that those kids are the ones who will be in their prime earning years when many of us on the board will be collecting socialist insecurity worry anyone else? This shit could pose a bigger threat than the hippie movement.

[Iowafan1]

Dress codes have always worked. Having said that, God help us if we "infringe on someone's rights" by implementing a dress code.

[GhostMod 5000]

Do you mean uniforms, not dress codes? Because all schools, at least all I have gone to and taught in have had dress codes. As far as uniforms, I have done much research on this, and the majority of studies say that uniforms do not have an effect on behavior or drug use.

However, if they did outlaw Emo clothes (i.e. skin tight jeans, Fall Out Boy t-shirts, and unlaced red Converse Taylors with black and green horizontally striped socks, and a rhinestone belt), I can tell you, I would probably teach better.