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Post by twinlaker on Apr 12, 2014 14:53:01 GMT -6
Atta boy Ice! Like others have said, it is the greatest having a daughter! I have 3 and 2 granddaughters.....they melt your heart from the minute you lay eyes on them, which I did for the first time 32 years ago this week.
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Post by twinlaker on Apr 12, 2014 17:02:21 GMT -6
U back from teh big windy now, Laker? Yep. You, BTW are legendary in Chitown. I dropped your name all over and was treated like a king. Thnx bro!
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Post by BrainFerentz4Prez on Apr 12, 2014 19:09:05 GMT -6
I wuz.gonna guess chest pains.
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Post by Ginger on Apr 12, 2014 19:39:15 GMT -6
Ice and his daughter in a couple of years...
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Post by Incogayno. on Apr 12, 2014 20:37:04 GMT -6
you dont boil semen brah. broasted. I'm sure scooter has plenty of semen recipes. Thats pretty disgusting man. I felt sick just reading it. How you were able to imagine it just like that with no problem is beyond me.
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Post by thunderhawk on Apr 12, 2014 21:17:33 GMT -6
............a little baby Icette. Yes that's correct. Daughter on the way......... Due late August. It's still illegal to kill random stalker/suitor boys. WTF do I do now? Mad congrats motherfucker* *you are literally now a motherfucker
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Post by thunderhawk on Apr 12, 2014 21:19:07 GMT -6
Wut will you do to them boys, PoD'oh? Flash gang signs? Brandish a machete (like Thor does)? I'll just give em "the look." It's never failed yet.
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Post by LansingHawk on Apr 13, 2014 6:54:47 GMT -6
Wut will you do to them boys, PoD'oh? Flash gang signs? Brandish a machete (like Thor does)? I'll just give em "the look." It's never failed yet. After a few years "the look" loses effect. It worked like charm with my boys when they were young. Tried it with the grandkids, all I get is a blank look or laughter. Enjoy the power of "the look" while you can.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Apr 13, 2014 8:35:21 GMT -6
I'm sure scooter has plenty of semen recipes. Thats pretty disgusting man. I felt sick just reading it. How you were able to imagine it just like that with no problem is beyond me. Sorry brah, I didn't know you went organic. No need to be a dick about it.
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Post by Stan's Field on Apr 13, 2014 20:00:46 GMT -6
Wut will you do to them boys, PoD'oh? Flash gang signs? Brandish a machete (like Thor does)? I'll just give em "the look." It's never failed yet. I give 75-95% of ppl "the look" on a daily basis though...... Moast ppl drive me nuts. So.............I'll pry have to kill at least one boyfran.
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Post by Presidential Immunity Cock on Apr 16, 2014 11:01:52 GMT -6
Wanna scare off the boys when she goes out on dates? Get a gimp suit and wear that and greet him at the door. Mention that if she's not home at exactly a certain time, he'll be wearing the suit.
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Post by GhostMod 5000 on Apr 17, 2014 9:34:55 GMT -6
ICE babbe
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Post by Stan's Field on Apr 17, 2014 9:54:06 GMT -6
Top one: yez
Bottom one: no, we opted for the scooter syndrome test at last appt. ALL CLEAR!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Ginger on Apr 18, 2014 20:57:42 GMT -6
Ice...Okay I'll admit I'm drinking, but I am so excited for you having a baby girl!
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Post by #70 on Apr 18, 2014 21:32:50 GMT -6
My son is excited as well. Punish.
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Post by #70 on Apr 18, 2014 21:51:40 GMT -6
My son is excited as well. Punish. Promise that you'll never tell your son about rubbers. I never used em. Why would he.
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Post by Ginger on May 1, 2014 16:45:06 GMT -6
............a little baby Icette. Yes that's correct. Daughter on the way......... Due late August. It's still illegal to kill random stalker/suitor boys. WTF do I do now? Late august or May 2?
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Post by Stan's Field on May 1, 2014 16:47:25 GMT -6
August. Thefuck. Alter ego?
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Post by Ginger on May 1, 2014 16:48:48 GMT -6
August. Thefuck. Alter ego? Chuck is always saying your jj over on HN
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Post by Stan's Field on May 1, 2014 16:52:07 GMT -6
August. Thefuck. Alter ego? Chuck is always saying your jj over on HN Chuk's always sayin' everyone is anyone. This JJ is having a kid too?
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Post by Stan's Field on May 1, 2014 17:01:14 GMT -6
You "see" everything, don't you?
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Post by Stan's Field on May 1, 2014 17:03:14 GMT -6
How foolish of me to believe I could bring all my "ALTmaggeddon" plans to pass....
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Post by Ginger on May 1, 2014 17:05:05 GMT -6
How foolish of me to believe I could bring all my "ALTmaggeddon" plans to pass.... Can't even keep your stories straight....
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Post by Stan's Field on May 1, 2014 17:07:52 GMT -6
I'm ruined.............1.
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Post by kirksfupa on May 1, 2014 17:32:06 GMT -6
lol
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