Can't decide on a thread title

[socal]

... about this story:

hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/A/ATTACKS_REDEVELOPMENT?SITE=PAREA&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT


I kept swaying from things like:
-Doing the right thing tally: Homeless Dude - 1, Bush - 0
-A "poor" succeeds where the "effetes" fail
-Art Vandelay screws up

[bucketochicken]

"Freedom Tower Blueprints Free For the Taking"

[NOTTHOR]

Man socal, I thought that the years you have been reading my good work would have helped you:

"Al-Qaida attack narrowly averted, freedom loathing terrorist homicide bomber who was number 3 member of al-Qaida caught with plans for Freedom Tower and shipped off to Gitmo, W succeeds again, terror alert lowered from red to orange."

Of course you'd have had to shorten it, but you get the point.